class 18

Archfey Stats Recommendation

I think you could create a pretty good Archfey statblock by using a Kraken’s stat block and making cosmetic adjustments. 


Medium fey, any alignment

Armor Class 18 

Hit Points 475 (50d8+250)

Speed 35 ft., fly 60 ft.

STR 11 (+0) DEX 26 (+8) CON 20 (+5) INT 13 (+1) WIS 15 (+2) CHA 22 (+6)

Saving Throws Str +7, Dex +15, Con +12, Wis +19, Cha +13

Damage Immunities necrotic, radiant, bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons

Condition Immunities charmed, paralyzed

Senses truesight 120 ft.

Languages Abyssal, Celestial, Common, Druidic, Elvish, Gnomish, Goblin, Sylvan, Primordial

Challenge 23 (50,000 XP)

Freedom of Movement The archfey ignores difficult terrain, and magical effects can’t reduce its speed or cause it to be restrained. It can spend 5 feet of movement to escape from nonmagical restraints or being grappled.

Innate Spellcasting. The archfey’s innate spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 14). The archfey can innately cast the following spells, requiring no material components:

At will: animal messenger, detect magic, druidcraft, friends

3/day each: commune with nature, conjure woodland beings, disguise self

1/day each: dream, geas, plane shift (willing targets only)

Iron Intolerance. The archfey can’t willingly touch iron unless it succeeds on a DC 25 Constitution saving throw. It must make the same saving throw at the start of its turn if it’s currently touching iron, and if it fails, must stop touching it if possible.

Speak with Beasts and Plants. The archfey can communicate with beasts and plants as if they shared a language.


Multiattack. The archfey makes three Magic Vine attacks, each of which it can replace with one use of Fling.

Scepter. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 21 (3d8 + 8) bludgeoning damage. If the target is a creature grappled by the Magic Vine, it vanishes and is transported to an isolated demiplane where it is wrapped in leaves. If the archfey wishes, the leaves are covered in thorns and the creature on this demiplane takes 42 (12d6) magical piercing damage at the start of each of the archfey’s turns. If the demiplane takes 50 damage or more on a single turn from a creature inside it, the archfey must succeed on a DC 25 Constitution saving throw at the end of that turn or all of its demiplanes release their contained creatures, which fall prone in a space within 10 feet of the archfey. If the archfey dies or is incapacitated, this happens automatically. The archfey can release a creature from its demiplane at any time.

Magic Vine. Ranged Magic Attack: +7 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 20 (3d6 + 10) bludgeoning damage, and the target is grappled where it stands by an indestructible vine (escape DC 18). Until this grapple ends, the target is restrained. The archfey can grapple up to 10 targets with magic vines. If the archfey dies, is incapacitated, or isn’t within 200 ft. of the vine, the vines dissipate. If a creature escapes or is released from a vine, the vine also dissipates.

Fling. One Large or smaller object held or creature grappled by a Magic Vine is thrown up to 60 feet in a random direction and knocked prone. If a thrown target strikes a solid surface, the target takes 3 (1d6) bludgeoning damage for every 10 feet it was thrown. If the target is thrown at another creature, that creature must succeed on a DC 18 Dexterity saving throw or take the same damage and be knocked prone.

Feywild’s Wrath. The archfey magically creates three bolts of energy, each of which can strike a target the archfey can see within 120 feet of it. A target must make a DC 23 Dexterity saving throw, taking 22 (4d10) damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. Depending on the particular archfey, this damage is either radiant or necrotic.

Legendary Actions

The archfey can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time, and only at the end of another creature’s turn. The archfey regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.

Magic Vine or Fling. The archfey uses Magic Vine or Fling.

Feywild’s Wrath (Costs 2 Actions). The archfey uses Feywild’s Wrath.

Fairy Dust (Costs 3 Actions). The archfey magically summons glittery but toxic dust in a 60-foot radius. The cloud spreads around corners, and that area is heavily obscured to creatures other than the archfey. Each creature that isn’t a fey that ends its turn there must succeed on a DC 23 Constitution saving throw, taking 16 (3d10) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. A strong wind disperses the cloud, which otherwise disappears at the end of the archfey’s next turn.

For the person that wanted to know

BNHA Ask Meme™

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~ B A S I C S ~

1: What part of the anime/manga piqued your interest?

2: Did you think Midoriya would be a good protagonist in the first few chapters/episodes?

3: How do you think Midoriya’s conflict with Bakugou will end?

4: What was your first reaction to Bakugou’s treatment towards Midoriya?

5: What do you think of All-Might as a hero?

6: Do you think that Midoriya deserved to get OFA?

7: Aside from Midoriya, which character in the series do you think has had the most character development?

8: Favorite unpopular character?

9: Favorite overall character?

10: Do you have any OC’s? Describe them! If you don’t, create one on the spot.

~ S H I P S ~

Pink: What are your main/favorite ships?

Blue: Do you have any NOTPs?

Yellow: Favorite fanfiction about your OTP?

Green: Any preferred rarepairs?

Purple: Do you have any works centered around your OTP?

Orange: Fluff or Angst?

Red: What do you like the most about your favorite ship?

Turqoise: What do you hate about your favorite ship?

Lavender: Does your ship get a lot of hate? If so, why?

Grey: Realistically speaking, will your ship ever become canon?

~ T H E O R I E S ~

Pop: Do you think the “Dabi and Shouto are brothers” theory is true?

Indie: Opinions on the Traitor Kaminari theory?

Punk: Opinions on the Traitor Kirishima theory?

Rock: What do you think of the “The doctor from Midoriya’s childhood is affiliated with the League Of Villains” theory? (in reference to this post)

Jazz: What do you think will happen now that Eri has been saved? 

~ S T U D E N T S ~

11: Dekusquad or Bakusquad?

12: Most underrated student?

13: Dadmight or Dadzawa?

14: Whose quirk do you think is the most unique?

15: Aside from Midoriya, who do you think has the most potential to be #1 Hero?

16: Should Mineta be replaced by Shinsou in the hero class?

17: Favorite student(s) outside of Class 1-A?

18: Any HCs for the entirety of Class 1-A?

19: Do you remember their seating arrangement by heart?

20: Which of the students do you think has the most potential to become a villain?

~  V I L L A I N S ~

Techno: Favorite villain?

Classical: Eight Precepts of Death or League of Villains?

Metal: Which villain’s quirk would you want for yourself?

Soul: Shigaraki or Chisaki?

Alternative: Most obnoxious villain?

~  M I S C ~

Apple: Favorite popular HC?

Strawberry: Who is your favorite pro-hero?

Banana: Which of the pro-heroes’ quirks fascinates you the most?

Cherry: Should Endeavor die like right now

Pear: What was your reaction to Todoroki’s backstory?

Kiwi: Should the BNHA girls get more spotlight/recognition?

Pineapple: What do you like the most about BNHA, as a whole?

Watermelon: Dub or Sub?

Coconut: How do you think Hokiroshi is doing, in terms of the plot?

Blueberry: What makes BNHA unique from all the other shonen animes/mangas out there?

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i survived my first semester as an Adult

Frozen Breakfast Burritos

From mellielearnstocook.

I can’t remember where I got this recipe, but I’ve made it so many times that I just trust my gut. Can be scaled up or down!

Idea: 1-2 hours to make 20+ frozen breakfasts - that’s 1 month of school/work weeks! Each day you’re running late/low on spoons, take one out, heat ~1.5 min in microwave, and you can eat it right then or on the go (I eat on my way to/in class). 

Required ingredients:

  • 18 eggs
  • 18-20 soft torillas, I use whole wheat but you can choose

Suggested ingredients (you can choose your veg/flavouring, this is just what I do): 

  • 1 can black (or other) beans
  • 1 can diced tomatoes, salsa, or 2 medium tomatoes
  • 1-2 red peppers
  • 1 medium onion
  • 1-2 cups frozen corn, thawed (I use microwave)
  • shredded cheese
  • a bunch of tex-mex spice mix


  1. Chop/prep all veggies. Can be done in advance and stored/frozen, just thaw on day-of.
  2. Open and drain beans, tomatoes, and anything else in cans.
  3. Saute onions until translucent. If you like your other veggies softened/cooked (e.g. red peppers), also saute them here. Can also be done in advance.
  4. Mix eggs, salsa, and all veggies you don’t need/want to pre-cook in a bowl. Dump a ton of spices in here. Add more spices- you’ll taste less than you think. (*note: I usually use a separate bowl to mix because it’s easier to mix it all together and break the egg yolks, but you could also mix in the pan to avoid washing!)
  5. Pour eggs onto fry pan. I recommend one with high sides. Stir and scrape bottom semi-frequently to ensure you don’t burn the eggs in the bottom layer. 
  6. Once eggs are cooked, turn off heat, taste, and add more spicing if needed.
  7. Each tortilla: add some cheese + about 1 cup (eyeball it) scrambled egg mixture.
  8. Wrap tortilla completely. Enclose in aluminum foil. You can pre-rip a bunch of pieces of aluminum foil, but you should try out a few burritos first, to get a hang of the required size.
  9. Recommended: place 6-8 in one saved plastic bread bag (long and thin) so they stack up well in the freezer. 


  • Depending on how much extra stuff you dumped it, you’ll probably need more tortillas than eggs. 
  • Don’t forget to TAKE OUT OF THE ALUMINUM FOIL TO HEAT IN MICROWAVE. I use a plate to heat, then dump the burrito back into the aluminum foil to carry it in when I run out the door.
  • If it’s too much work for one day, you can do the chopping/sauteing a few days in advance, or way in advance and freeze. Or you can just use canned/frozen veggies.
serendipity (m) ; highschool!au

serendipitythe occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way

genre: highschool!au, angst, fluff, smut (just a lil’ bit at the end)

jeon jungkook x reader

synopsis: jungkook and y/n really really really like each other

a/n: aaaanddd i’m back,,, it’s really difficult to write nowadays with my new school and all, but i’ll try my best to write more often~~ feedback is very much appreciated!! also, please do leave messages in my ask box, i haven’t receive any for a looooong time

6.5k words (please be alive after this)

“Will you stop staring at him?” Namjoon chides, tapping the table to get your attention. It was lunch, and you were at the canteen with your cousin.

Your gaze was fixated on the side profile of a certain boy who so happens to be the school sweetheart and your long-time crush. The boy who was standing in front of the vending machine, coins in one hand and the other in his pocket. His eyes were drifting from one drink to the other, thinking of what he wanted before slotting the coins into the coin slot of the vending machine and pushing a button. You drag your eyes away from the boy and focus on the tray of food in front of you. You look up to see Namjoon grinning at you, a soft sigh escaping his lips,

“You’re going to burn a hole in his skull if you keep staring at him like that, I’m surprised that he hasn’t found out about your crush when you’re so obvious about it” you pout at your cousin’s words as he shakes his head at you.


After lunch, the both of you made your way to the lockers to collect your books for the next period. Namjoon had you in a headlock as he drags you along, your giggles echoing through the almost empty hallway. You squirm and twist your head, trying your best to get free from his grasp, but Namjoon just chuckles and tightens his grip around your head, ruffling your already messy hair.

“What did you say just now? That I was what? An asshole?” Namjoon chides, tightening his grip around your head.

“It’s true though?” you whisper only to have Namjoon reply with a ‘what?’ before he drags your head lower, and you trying to retaliate back by flailing your arms wildly.

“Namjoon hyung!” you immediately freeze at the sound of that voice. Could it be?

“Jungkook ah!” Namjoon called back, a smirk evident in his voice. You freeze at your spot, not knowing what to do. You were currently still in a headlock by Namjoon, and from his grip around your neck, you know that he isn’t going to let you go. Your cousin drags you along towards Jungkook as you try your best to calm your beating heart at being this close to Jungkook.

“Hyung? Is she okay?” you hear Jungkook ask. Your heart started beating erratically when you realise he was referring to you. Namjoon pauses for a beat before releasing his grip on you and you lift your head, eyes still glued to the ground.

“Yeah, she’s okay, just a little love-struck” Namjoon snickers, causing you to widen your eyes and smack him on the stomach by instinct. Namjoon lets out a grunt before returning his attention to Jungkook. You lift your head up to peek at Jungkook, only to find him staring back at you with a very confused look on his face. He then lets out a small smile, and you smile back, straightening your back to face him.

“Are you okay?” Jungkook asks you, concern etched in his face. You were taken aback by his sudden question but you just nod and smile slightly before muttering a soft ‘yeah’ before walking away to your locker.

As you walk to your locker, both Namjoon and Jungkook resumes their conversation, and you place a hand on your chest to calm your heart. ‘Is it even normal for someone’s heart to beat this fast?’ was the only thing that came into your mind and you try your best not to turn around and stare at Jungkook even more. You open the door of your locker and deem that it was safe to stare at Jungkook through the slits of your locker door, and that is what you did.

Your eyes scan his face, the way the corner of his eyes crinkle slightly when he smiles, the way his lips twitch up in excitement when Namjoon says something he agrees on. The way he has his hands at the side of his body, and the way he claps them together when he laughs at what Namjoon says.

You did not realise that you were observing him so intently until your hand hits the container inside your locker, and topples everything to the ground, a ‘clink’ resounding through the mostly empty hallway. You curse under your breath as you scramble to pick up the stationary on the floor. Just as you were picking up the pen that rolled off to the side, a hand grazes yours slightly and you look up from the contact. What you did not expect was to see those brown orbs staring back at you - the ones you were always fantasising over, Jeon Jungkook’s. Your eyes widen at the close proximity you were with your long-time crush, and you could even smell his cologne from where you were.

“Here” Jungkook says softly, breaking the silence between the both of you. You blink your eyes at him and took the pen from him, whispering soft a ‘thank you’, a blush creeping up your face. You could hear Namjoon snickering at the both of you in the background as he witnesses the bashful exchange between the both of you. You chew on your lip nervously as you feel your heart accelerate once again, leaving you light-headed once you stood up to place your things back into your locker.

“Hyung! I’ll get going!” you hear Jungkook shouting towards your cousin, and then he says a softer ‘goodbye’ towards you before he strides away. All you could remember as he was leaving was the feeling when Jungkook’s fingers met yours, and the fluttery feeling that bloomed in your chest when he said goodbye to you. You were whipped for him, and you did not know what to do.


The next time you had this close of a proximity with Jungkook was when Namjoon shoved you as a joke and it just so happens that Jungkook was right there.

“You’ll thank me for this later” was all Namjoon said as he pushes you away from him. You screech loudly as you flail your arms to regain some sort of balance, but instead, you land in someone’s arms - Jungkook’s arms. You widen your eyes in shock as you look up to see Jungkook looking back at you, and from the look on his face, you could tell that he was equally as shocked as you.

“A-are you okay?” Jungkook stutters, still holding you in his arms. You blink at him a few times before remembering that he was propping you up and regain your posture and lift yourself up from his arms and onto your feet.

“Yeah, t-thank you” was all you manage to say before your cheeks heated up once again, and your heart to beat erratically because of both the embarrassment you felt, as well as how softly he asked you if you were okay.

“Are you sure?” Jungkook prompts, looking at you, concern etched in his face. You took a moment to scan his features, eyes filled with worry, his lips smiling at you softly. You were awestruck at how someone could be so good looking and even at the angle you were once in - in his arms, he still looks dazzling. You give Jungkook a small smile and nod your head, proceeding to step towards Namjoon to glare at him, while he replies you with him dimpled smile, only aggravating you even more.

“What were you planning Kim Namjoon?”

“Didn’t you enjoy it though? Were his arms strong? Did you feel this muscles in them? Was his chest hard like you said? Why didn’t you shout ‘oppa!’?” Namjoon teases, leaving you to bask in your fantasies of you crush Jeon Jungkook.


“Y/N!” Namjoon shouts across the hallway, while running over to you. It was the end of the day and you were putting your books back into your locker. You whip your head to the source of the sound and you see your cousin running towards you clumsily, books in one arm and his bag slung on the other. You smile at him and wave back, closing your locker door to face him.

“Yes?” you ask, when Namjoon was in front of you, panting heavily, and his palms on his knees.

“Jungkook asked me for your number just now!” Namjoon replies, grinning at you. Your eyes widen at what your cousin said before narrowing your eyes at him.

“Is this one of your stupid jokes again Kim Namjoon?” you question, doubting him slightly. Jeon Jungkook? Your long time crush? Asking for your number? This must be a joke.

“It’s true! He found me after class and asked me if I could give him your number! He was stuttering and fidgety while he asked me” Namjoon exclaims, and you let out a scream. Did your crush finally notice you? Is he going to call you? Why did he ask Namjoon for your number? All these thoughts ran through your head, leaving you smiling widely at Namjoon as he grins back, happy that you were finally progressing with your crush on Jungkook.

You stare at your phone the whole time while eating with Namjoon and he just shakes his head at how eager you were to receive a call from Jungkook.

“Staring at your phone isn’t going to help you know” Namjoon sighs, and you ignore his words, choosing to continue staring at your phone screen for it to light up with Jungkook’s call.

It was only later in the evening when Jungkook finally builds up the courage to text you. You were studying at your table when your phone chimed, alerting you that someone had texted you. You jumped at the sound of your ringtone and butterflies erupted in your stomach when you saw that it was indeed an unknown number. You calmed yourself down and pick the phone up, unlocking your phone to read the text that had been sent to you.

unknown [18:24]:

hey, is this y/n? i’m jungkook. i was wondering if this was the right number

you [18:25]:

ah yes, it’s y/n!

jungkook [18:31]:

i was wondering if you are free tomorrow afternoon?

you [18:32]:

yes i am, do you need help with something

jungkook [18:33]:

i need help with today’s lesson and since you’re the top student i thought i’d ask you?

you [18:35]:

i’m just lucky with my grades, but sure! tomorrow afternoon, after class?

jungkook [18:36]:

yes, thank you so much!

you [18:37]:

no problem! see you!

jungkook [18:38]:

see you!

You lock your phone and toss it aside, squealing at the ‘date’ you were going to have with Jungkook less than twenty-four hours from now. I can’t believe this.

The next morning, you woke up in the middle of a dream of Jungkook asking you out in the middle of your study date, and that he kissed you after his confession. Oh god, I’m so whipped for Jungkook.

“Namjoon ah~” you sing, as you step into the cafeteria. Namjoon is reading a book as usual, and he smiles at you when you take the seat in front of him.

“Did he text you?” Namjoon asks, and your heart flutters as you recall the conversation the both of you had the night before.

“He did, and we’re going to study together after school later!” you squeal, flopping you head on the table. Namjoon chuckles at your love-struck state and resumes reading, while you think of the endless possibilities of what might happen later in the afternoon during the ‘date’.

“Hey hey, Jungkook’s here” Namjoon whispers, nudging you. You shoot up and immediately regret it because your eyes had automatically reached Jungkook’s and now the both of you were staring right at each other, not knowing what to do. You felt your heartbeat increasing, and your face heating up as Jungkook looks at you with those brown eyes of his, eyebrows raised in shock. Jungkook then flashes you a smile, eyes crinkling at the sides, and walks off to his classroom, bag on one shoulder and sandwich in one hand.

“I think I almost died” you say to Namjoon, cupping your cheeks to hide the redness of them. You could hear your heart beating and it was so loud and so fast that you felt faint. Namjoon laughs at your expression and rolls his eyes before standing up to drag you to class.

You could not focus in class the whole day. Your eyes were constantly sneaking glances at Jungkook throughout the day and you almost got caught staring at him three times. Even your friends could tell that you were so unfocused that they had to snap you back to reality a couple of times when the teacher was looking at you during self-study time.

It was finally the ends of all your lessons, and as you were packing up, you could feel Jungkook’s eyes on you. Zipping your bag and looking up, you see Jungkook making his way towards you. He stops just in front of your desk and hesitates before asking,

“Shall we go to the library?” his eyes wide and looking into yours. You pause for a moment, not knowing what to reply him before nodding, and following him out of the classroom. The walk to the library was quiet and very awkward. While Jungkook was thinking about how to start a conversation, you were too busy calming your heart and hiding your now very red cheeks.

The study date started off very awkwardly, with Jungkook asking very minimal questions, and you not knowing what to say to him. As the afternoon progresses, the both of you warmed up to each other and you started to laugh at the questions Jungkook asks, and Jungkook pouting occasionally when you tease him.

“How do I continue from here” Jungkook asks, sliding his worksheet towards you. You look at the equation and then whip your head up, trying not to laugh at him again.

“We just went through this is class just now, were you even listening in class?” you tease, causing Jungkook to whine and flop his head on the table. Only then did you realise how soft and fluffy his hair was, and how you had the urge to run your fingers through his hair. Jeon Jungkook you’ll kill me one day.


After that day, the number of days the both of you meet each other to study increased from once a week to twice a week and eventually every other day. The constant meetings between the both of you only helped your feelings for Jungkook grow as each day passes, and every time the day ended, you found something about Jungkook that made you fall in love with him even more.

Three months into your constant meetings, you were sure that you are indeed deeply in love with Jungkook, and even at the mere mention of his name left your heart racing and your cheeks reddening. Whenever the both of you met up, you could not focus on studying but instead, you would look at Jungkook from time to time, taking in his features, and admiring his face up close. There would be times where Jungkook caught you staring at him, but he would just look somewhere else, cheeks dusting a light shade of pink while yours a deep shade of red.


“So how’s your dates with your crush?” Namjoon questions you one morning. You were sipping on your apple juice while Namjoon eats his sandwich, the both of you waiting for classes to begin. You blush at the thought of Jungkook and grin, your face giving away your emotions.

“Okay, I don’t really want to know” Namjoon says, putting both hands up in defeat,

“Oh, speak of the devil. Your Jungkook has just entered the cafeteria” Namjoon breathes lowly, “He’s walking here!” Namjoon announces, looking at you with a grin on his face. You stand up hastily, grabbing your things as Namjoon looks at you amusedly.

“See you later Joon” you whisper as you grab your bag and prepare to stand up, but someone’s voice stops you in your tracks.

“Hey Y/N!” Jungkook smiles as he makes his way towards you. You crack a smile at him reluctantly as a blush creeps up your neck, and you immediately train your eyes downwards, mentally calming yourself down.

“Jungkook” you reply, peeking at him to see that he was staring right into your eyes.

“I-uh, was wondering if we could skip study session today” Jungkook asks, scratching the back of his head meekly before continuing “and go for lunch instead?” His question is met with empty air and he looks up, panic stricken because why aren’t you answering him? But you are in too much shock to reply him, because did Jeon Jungkook just ask me out for lunch? Jungkook must have sensed that you were zoning because he places his hand on your forearm gently and leans in closer to your face,

“If um, it’s too uncomfortable for you, it’s fine! We can just continue with our study session” Jungkook says, failing to keep the disappointment out of his voice, as he lets his hand fall from yours and presses his lips together. This causes you to snap out of your daze because the spot where Jungkook held on your forearm felt like it was on fire because of his touch, and you want to feel it again so you grab his hand by instinct but then you realise how dumb you were to do that so you let go of his hand again, cheeks reddening.

“We can go for lunch today!” you say a little too excitedly and Jungkook blinks his eyes a couple of times before smiling at you, traces of humour in his eyes.

“Okay then, I’ll see you later!” Jungkook says before patting your head, and you stay rooted to your spot because you felt like you were in heaven from Jungkook’s contact with you on a mere span of five minutes. He held my arm and then patted my head. I can die in peace now.


“It’s been six months and he still hasn’t asked me out! Should I just give up on my feelings for him?” you were over at Namjoon place, your family having dinner together. Namjoon was looking at his phone on his bed while you were sitting at his desk, complaining.

“I mean, I don’t think I’m very subtle about my crush on him, right?” you ask, rolling the chair over to Namjoon. Namjoon just shrugs and turns his head towards you,

“Maybe he likes you back” and there was something in his voice, and the smile he gave you that made you realise that Namjoon was very sure of what he just said.

“Did Jungkook say anything?” you question, not wanting Namjoon to know that you knew what he wanted to tell you, fully aware that he would not say anything if you knew that Jungkook had confirmed his feelings for you.

“Maybe? Stop asking me and ask Jungkook yourself!” Namjoon says as he continues scrolling through his phone, not wanting to say anything more. You throw your head back and groan in frustration, scowling at Namjoon’s very evasive answer. Namjoon’s phone rings, and the smirk he gives you makes your stomach twist and turn in excitement.

“Hello? Jungkook ah” Namjoon says into the phone, and the mention of his name gives your stomach butterflies.

“She’s not answering her phone? She’s with me now though?” Namjoon says, raising his eyebrow at you. Your eyes immediately widen and you scramble for your phone in your bag, only to see that there were indeed miss calls from Jungkook.

“You want to speak to her? Okay, hold on” Namjoon says into the phone and then hands you the phone.

“Hello?” you whisper into your phone, trying to keep yourself from screaming his name.

“Y/N! Why aren’t you answering your phone? I thought something happened to you” Jungkook replies after a beat. His voice was sweet like honey, and the mere sound of him calling your name had you swooning at his voice. He’s worried for you? You bite your lips from squealing right at him and reply,

“Sorry! My phone was in my bag, what’s up?” there was a pause before Jungkook said,

“Are you free Friday night?” Your heart started beating faster, and you looked at Namjoon, who was looking at you while raising his eyebrows.

“I think so, why?”

“Jimin hyung’s having a party at his place and I was wondering if you wanted to come? Namjoon hyung is going too” There was this uncertainty in Jungkook’s voice, as if he was afraid that you’d reject him and that made you smile to yourself, cute, you thought.

“What time is it?” you ask, your mind already choosing what to wear to the party.

“Around 7pm, I can pick you at your house before going to Jimin hyung’s” smiling to yourself, imagining how it would be like for Jungkook to wait outside your house, and for the both of you to show up at the party together.

“Okay! 6:15 at my house?”

“Okay! See you!” You put down the phone and smile to yourself, your heart beating fast at the thought of seeing Jungkook outside your house, waiting for you on Friday.

“Your heart is going to come out of your chest” Namjoon says, bringing you out of your dreamlike state. You sneer and toss his phone back to him, causing Namjoon to put his hand up to attempt to catch his phone, only to have it bounce off his arm and onto his bed.

“You’re going to a party with Jungkook and you didn’t invite me?” you question, glaring at your cousin.

“Jungkook would ask you to follow him anyway, so why bother asking?” this causes a smile to creep up your face, and your heart beats faster than normal once again, thinking about how the night would be spent with Jungkook.


On Friday night, you started preparing yourself at 5pm, dolling yourself up even if it wasn’t Jungkook’s party. You spent most of the time picking out an outfit, and after picking the right one, you were left with twenty minutes to finish up your make up.

Right at 6:15pm, the doorbell rings, and your heartbeat starts picking up speed as you dash to the front door while grabbing your bag. You open the door to see Jungkook standing there, in black skinny jeans and a loose white shirt. He looks as handsome as ever, and with the close distance you were with him, you could smell his cologne, and it intoxicated you.

Jungkook, on the other hand was busy admiring your features, and taking in the cherry blossom perfume you had on. The minimal make up you had brightened up your face and the pink tint on your lips made them even more kissable than before. His eye could not leave your face, and the both of you stood there, staring at each other for a good minute, before you snapped out of your staring and smile at Jungkook.

“Let’s go?” you said, your hands curling onto the strap on your bag to steady yourself. Jungkook paused for a moment before smiling back at you – the one that gave you butterflies and had your knees buckling beneath you, before replying with a “let’s go”, grabbing your arm and leading you into his car.

The ride to Jimin’s place was filled with laughter, as Jungkook made jokes to liven up the atmosphere. Through his smiles, you could sense that some of them were forced, and that he was grabbing the wheel tightly, his knuckles turning white. As if there was something he had to say, but he was restraining himself from doing so.

Once you were outside Jimin’s house, you remove your seatbelt and step out of the car, with Jungkook following closely behind. Jungkook rings the door bell and within seconds, the door is flung open and you see Jimin smiling at the both of you.

“Jungkook!” Jimin shrieks, then proceeding to pat Jungkook’s head, messing up his hair. Jungkook slaps Jimin’s hand away while muttering “ya hyung”, and Jimin just laughs at him. Jimin then looks at you and says,

“Namjoon hyung’s cousin right?” you nod your head and he looks at the both of you.

“Ooh Jungkook’s girlfriend?” Jimin chimes, and both you blush in unison, Jungkook sneering at Jimin before he pushes the door open further and let the both of you in. You scan the room and see that your cousin, Namjoon was inside. He lifts his hand up and waves at you and you wave back, smiling.

Throughout the whole party, the both of you kept glancing at each other, and when your eyes met, a blush would appear on your cheeks and Jungkook would smile, cute, he thought. There were many people at the party who you did not recognise, and since this party was the one Jungkook’s friends had invited him to, he knew almost all of them. He was at the corner of the room, standing around with a group of his friends, chatting animatedly. You, on the other hand, was sitting at the table, sipping on your beer slowly, and looking around aimlessly. As you were on your second cup, a guy came up to you and offered you a drink, because you were beautiful, and caught my eye.

When he gave you the drink, you took a tentative sip, and you grimaced slightly at the bitter taste and place the drink down. The man before you was oblivious to your discomfort, as he continued to keep up the small talk and occasionally, his fingers brushes your hand or your arm, causing you to flinch slightly. You pretended to keep up with the conversation, telling yourself to ignore his touches and to not create a scene.

From afar, Jungkook was watching the man before you, anger seething through him. He could see how uncomfortable you were, your eyes looking at anywhere but the man in front of you, and how you flinched every time the man touched you. When he leaned in further, Jungkook cursed under his breath.

“Jungkook, what’s wrong?” Jimin asks as he sees Jungkook’s change in expression, and the way he was gripping his plastic cup so tightly, crushing it. Jimin follow’s Jungkook’s line of sight and sees that Jungkook is glaring at the man in front of you before smirking,

“Just go save her” Jimin says, pushing Jungkook towards your direction. Jungkook stumbles forward before collecting himself, marching towards you, a man with a mission.

From the corner of your eye, you could see that someone was approaching you and you prayed silently that that someone was coming to save you and get you out of this misery. When you saw that it was Jungkook, your heart skipped a beat, and you felt safe once again. Jungkook was currently glaring at the man in front of you, his hands balled into fists at his sides. He then grabs your hand and interlaces his fingers with yours – where the boost in confidence came, he did not know, and he pulls you up from your seat and snaps at the man, whose face was as shocked as yours.

“I’m sorry but she’s taken” Jungkook then proceeds to pull you towards the back of the house and out of the back door, the vice grip of his hand on your wrist giving you no choice but to keep up with his pace.

Once the both of you reach the backyard, Jungkook releases his hand, and stuffs them into his pockets, his gaze on anywhere but you. The silence between the both of you was very uncomfortable, you confused as to why Jungkook had brought you out of the house so abruptly, and Jungkook, nervous as to what he was about to say. Jungkook shifted his weight from one foot to the other, and it took him a while before he opened his mouth to say,

“Y/N” his eyes looking straight into yours. You look up at him, and see the uncertainty in his eyes, and before you can react, Jungkook pulls you closer to him, your face centimetres away from his.

“Y-yes?” you stutter back, unable to think straight at this point of time. What is he doing now? Can he hear how fast my heart is beating? Because I sure can.

“Go out with me?” Jungkook says, and you widen your eyes, Did Jeon Jungkook, my long-time crush, just ask me out?

“Be my girlfriend?” Jungkook repeats, his voice filled with confidence now. You were screaming internally, but frozen on the outside, as your mind tried to process what was happening. After a few moments of silence, you look back into Jungkook’s eyes before whispering,

“Yes” and this word made Jungkook’s eyes light up, and he gave you a big smile before leaning even closer to your face.

“May I?” Jungkook says, and you could feel his breath against your lips. You nod and Jungkook leans in to place a soft kiss on your lips, and butterflies erupts in your stomach, leaving you lightheaded at the feeling of Jungkook’s lips on yours.

The kiss was soft and light, Jungkook’s lips hovering over your before leaning in to kiss you properly. Once his lips met yours, you could feel a blush creep up your face, and your eyes flutter close, savouring and relishing the feeling. It was mere seconds before Jungkook move away just slightly to scan your face, and he grins when he sees that your face was tinted pink.

“Today is our day one” Jungkook says shyly, his hands moving to cup your cheeks softly. You blush even more and nod slightly, glancing at Jungkook’s face to see his reaction. He smiles at you, lips are curled up at the side. And even in this situation, you couldn’t help but notice the way his eyes twinkles under the minimal light of the stars. Jungkook leans in to leave a peck on our lips before he releases your face, smiling at you.

“Let’s get out of this party, I can’t bear to see anymore guys flirt with you” Jungkook says before interlacing his fingers with yours and re-enters the house once again, this time, grinning from ear to ear. Jungkook brings you towards his group of friends to tell them that the both of you were leaving, and Jimin teases Jungkook about how he had grown up and got himself a girlfriend, Jungkook silently sending him death threats through his gaze. Namjoon laughs at how you silent, and how pink your cheeks were, telling you to drop the act and be the asshole you were, and you snatched the empty cup in his hand and threw it towards, his face, missing it and hitting his chest instead, all this time, Namjoon laughing at you.

“Let’s go” Jungkook says to you and the both of you make your way out, thanking Jimin for hosting the party.

“Your place or mine?” Jungkook asks, his thumb absentmindedly stroking yours while your hands were interlaced.

“Mine?” you reply, and Jungkook nods his head, flagging for a taxi.

Both you and Jungkook got into the taxi and once you were seated, he pulls you towards him, shocking you. He interlaces his fingers with yours and leans his head on your shoulder, and you giggle as his hair tickles your neck lightly. He turns his head to face you and gives in to his jealousy after hearing how cheerfully drunk you actually are, grinning at you while looking right into your eyes. Your heart beats faster as you stare at his face, just a few centimetres away from yours and you have the sudden urge to kiss him. Just as you were thinking about his lips, Jungkook turns his head and closes his eyes, grasping your hand even tighter than before.

The whole ride back to your house was filled with laughter, with Jungkook occasionally nuzzling against your neck, causing you to erupt into a fit of giggles until you tickle him back. He would tell you stupid jokes and smile brightly when you start laughing at them until tears form at your eyes.

“We’ve arrived at your destination!” your taxi driver announces, and Jungkook pays him as you get out of the taxi, smoothing your skirt and stretching your back. Jungkook leaves the taxi and grabs your waist, dragging you towards the direction of your home.

“We’re home!” Jungkook singsongs as the both of you enter your empty house.

“It’s my house” you say to him and smack his stomach, causing him to bend over with an ‘oomph’.

“You asked for it!” Jungkook exclaims as he starts chasing you from behind. You pick up your pace and run away as fast as possible but Jungkook caught you easily and grab you by the waist, hoisting you over his shoulder. You squirm and writhe, trying to escape his grasp but the movement produces friction around your waist and giggles erupt from you. Jungkook chuckles at your attempts of escaping and walks towards your room.

“Where are you going!” you yell, but Jungkook continues walking to your bedroom, a man with a mission. When he enters your room, he puts you down on the floor and grabs your wrist, pinning you against the door. Your eyes widen at the sudden proximity of Jungkook’s face as he stares at you, his eyes darker than before. Jungkook leans in closer, his body moulded against yours. His eyes flicker towards your lips before looking into your eyes again, asking for permission. You are in too much shock to register anything and Jungkook took your lack of answer as approval before attaching his lips on yours gently, coaxing your lips with his.

Jungkook bites on your bottom lip and this causes you to let out a soft groan, leaving him to flick his tongue against yours. Your initial shock fades away, replaced by arousal as you place your arms around Jungkook’s neck, pulling him closer. Jungkook draws patterns in your mouth and you let out a moan, causing Jungkook to smirk against your lips. Without breaking contact, Jungkook lifts you up by your thighs and pushes you against the door, the new position allowing you to feel his erection against you. Your push against him and he grunts, biting your lower lip in consent.

Jungkook carries you with ease from the door to your bed, placing you on top of your bed sheets before crawling over, covering your body with his. He replaces his mouth on yours, wasting no time in pushing his tongue into your mouth, and pushing his erection into you, leaving you to moan at the feeling. Jungkook trails wet kisses down your jaw and to your neck, and you writhe under him.

“Okay?” Jungkook asks and you look at him questioningly. His eyes flicker from your eyes to your blouse. Oh…

“Yes, just … hurry up please” you whisper, and Jungkook proceeds to unbutton your blouse and throwing it aside before removing your skirt, leaving your partially naked and under his stare. Jungkook’s eyes rake your body before attaching his lips on your neck, licking and sucking his way down, across your chest and down your stomach. He kisses the inside of your right thigh then your left thigh, causing you to squirm and writhe against him.

“Clothes” you whisper, tugging against Jungkook’s shirt. Jungkook stands to remove first his shirt then his pants, leaving him in only his underwear. Your eyes travel down from his face to his stomach, and over his abs. Your eyes then flicker over his erection, causing your eyes to widen at the size. Seeing your reaction, Jungkook smirks at you before crawling over to you. Jungkook leans over to remove your bra, tossing it aside. His hand then travels down to your heat and he slides your panties down your legs before circling you, and pushing one finger into you. You moan at the feeling, and Jungkook pumps his fingers in and out before adding another one.

“God you’re already this wet for me and I haven’t even done much” Jungkook groans, curling his fingers inside you, causing your back to arch off the bed. Jungkook pulls out of you before attaches his lips on your heat, his tongue tracing figure eights on you, leaving you panting and moaning at his ministrations. Jungkook drags his tongue from the bottom of your heat and back up, sucking on your clitoris before inserting two fingers, thrusting them in and out. He then sits up and you groan at the sudden loss of contact, eyes glaring at Jungkook.

“Ready?” Jungkook asks huskily, removing his underwear and pumping his cock a few times and rubbing himself against you.

“Yes” you reply breathily, and Jungkook enters you slowly, groaning at your tight his encasing him. You moan at the fullness of his cock filling you up and push your hips down against him, cueing him to start moving. Jungkook eases back with exquisite slowness and thrusts into you, harder this time.

“Jungkook, f-faster” you groan, and he moves, slowly at first easing himself in and out of you. Your hips move to meet his and he speeds up, thrusting himself in and out of you, picking up speed, merciless, a relentless rhythm, and you keep up, pushing your hips against his to meet his thrusts. Jungkook leans down to capture your lips and he kisses you hard, pulling your lower lip with his teeth. You feel your orgasm approaching, a feeling of something building up in you and your legs quiver, causing Jungkook to increase his pace even more.

“Come for me baby” Jungkook whispers, and you detonate around him as you climax and splinter into a million pieces underneath him. Jungkook comes just seconds after you, moaning your name and he thrusts into you, then stilling to empty himself into you.

The both of you lie in each other’s embrace, trying to calm yourself down. Jungkook kisses your cheek, whispering an ‘I love you’ before standing to retrieve damp cloths and cleaning you up, wiping you clean. Jungkook then pulls the blanket over you before climbing in, hugging you from behind. He wraps his arms around you and inhales deeply.

“Goodnight baby” he murmurs. That night, the both of you fell asleep with smiles on your faces.

I transferred to my first public school half way through 11th grade. Before that I had gone only to insanely small private and charter schools.
After only a week of being there, we had a bomb threat. It was supposed to happen at an upcoming assembly. My mom was frantically calling me when she found out, media outlets swarmed the building: I was a little shell shocked (I had never experienced a bomb threat or anything like that). It was a bit of a mess, so even now the details are a bit fuzzy.
Anyway, they found out in time. They already had explosives mostly made and had purchased some firearms, I believe. One of the students was in one of my classes and was 18 at the time, so he did some prison time, I think. The other kid was a minor and he went through the juvenile system.
A few years ago, after the second kid got out of the juvenile justice system, he tried to run for mayor of the city where my school was. This must have been about 3 years after the incident. It made me laugh.
He didn’t win, but the balls one would have to have to do something like that is just unfathomable.
P.S. I did end up staying at the school despite my mom’s protests. I just wasn’t allowed to attend the assembly, even though the kids had already been caught. She made me skip that day.

most iconic thing i’ve heard of to date is the event set up by the college where they got access to one of the churches somehow to use the space and are filling it with strippers and booze for a night


“(Right) My dream is to become the owner of a curry restaurant - because I like curry. We’ll be the class of ‘18 if we get accepted into college, but if we don’t get in, we promised to leave to India instead of studying another year. We’ll go, shave off our hair, and learn how to make curry until our hair grows back. Afterward, we’ll return. It’s like going to ‘curry school’ abroad.”

“(Right) For 11 months and 2 weeks we’ll give our all for the curry restaurant, and for the remaining two weeks we’ll lend our restaurant to artists for free; I want to have fun together while holding an exhibition as well.”

*Note: In Korea, the year that students enter college is considered their class year. So if they enter college in 2018, they will be the class of 2018.

“(오른쪽) 제 꿈은 카레집 사장이에요. 카레가 좋아서요. 저희가 진학을 한다면 18학번인데요, 만약 대입에 실패하면 재수하지 말고 인도로 떠나기로 약속했어요. 가서 머리 밀고 다시 길 때까지만 카레 배우고 돌아오자고요. 카레 유학 가는 거죠.”

“(오른쪽) 그 카레집은 11개월 2주만 바짝하고, 나머지 2주는 예술인들에게 무료로 대관 해주고, 전시도 하면서 같이 놀고먹고 싶어요.”

NCT as kids in my class
  • Taeil: *always on time and seems to be paying attention but doesn't actually know what's going on*
  • Hansol: *blasts shakira's 'hips don't lie' every possible minute for two weeks straight*
  • Johnny: *has shown up to class for maybe four days in three weeks*
  • Taeyong: safety first kids, please always remember that
  • Yuta: i know i shouldn't have punched him but i mean it was a discussion about women's rights and he was wrong
  • Kun&Winwin: *always talk in chinese and take great pleasure in the fact that no one else understands what they're saying*
  • Doyoung: actually if you crash down there and die then your family is gonna get a lot less money than if you crash and end up having paraplegia, think about that
  • Ten: *already didn't do the homework on the second day*
  • Jaehyun: *always late, always asleep, somehow the teachers love him*
  • Mark: when will i get paid for enduring this
  • Renjun: *helps everyone with the homework*
  • Jeno&Jaemin: *applaude when bus driver manages to turn the bus around in the middle of the street*
  • Haechan: *on the bus* okay but i am sitting in the cool seat so i am the cool kid so you cannot complain about what music i play *plays 'never gonna give you up' and almost gets killed*
  • Chenle: no i'm not thinking about what to answer, i'm thinking about if i should give you an answer or not
  • Jisung: my mum will still love me if i fail this grade so it's okay