clash of prints

→ all that is gold (m)

Originally posted by chimtae

Sub!BTS collab

pairing → Taehyung x Reader

genre → roommate!au + sugar baby!au, smut, angst

warnings sub!taehyung, skype sex, masturbation, orgasm denial, possessiveness, slight breath play, oral sex, dirty talk, thigh riding, tae ends up sort of a switch? idk

☆ word count → 11.2k

☆ summary → As a college student struggling to make ends meet, Taehyung resorts to a less than ethical method to satisfy his appetite for expensive treats. The last thing he wants is for you to find out how he acquires the Gucci in his closet… however this proves to be difficult when you are his roommate.

or : Taehyung is a sugar baby and somehow thinks he can keep this a secret

☆ a/n → ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Shameless Gallavich: Ian, what you and I have makes me free..

What kinda sap actually draws pansy-ass Ian x Mickey art, when there are plenty of irl photos and videos of these two? Me, I suppose. My sister and I have been binge watching Shameless, and I’m absolutely in love with Mickey. My precious bb deserves to be happy, but fuck if he’s ever actually going to get it. Also, the rose bush was sorta an afterthought, so it might clash with the Hawaiian print, but I couldn’t pass either of them up.

Hogwarts House Aesthetics (because all the other ones suck)
  • Ravenclaw: Knit jumpers with clashing prints/Cats curled up on your lap/Taking time out for yourself/Piles of blankets/Procrastinating/Towers of unfinished books/Writing an assignment the day before it's due/Creasing your brow in concentration/Not changing your bed sheets for weeks/Getting annoyed at your friend who always has one hair out of place/Going to sleep in the middle of a party/Obsessing over things/tangles of power cords/crumbs in your bed/Being a perfectionist to the point where you just decide not to start something so you don't fail/Not being afraid to tell your friends when they're wrong/Working out the quickest and laziest way to get something done/overthinking everything
  • Slytherin: Spending hours on a video game until it's finished/isolating for self care/amazing covers of your favourite songs/memes/staying in bed past midday/being ready to leave the house before everyone else/running your fingers through your hair in an attempt to smooth it out/nervous ticks and traits/really listening when people talk and storing the information away/not talking about something that's bothering you until it's literally ready to burst out/making people believe innocent lies because it's funny/lying down drunk and talking about random things/constantly searching for new music to listen to/ice cream on a cold day/stealing other people's alcohol at parties/running into people you used to know and trying to get away as fast as possible/making your friends feel like they're the most important people in the world
  • Hufflepuff: Flowers in the laces of Doc Martins/Dying your hair different colours as often as possible/Buying your friends gifts because you love them and they deserve it/Curling up and watching a movie with your pet/As many fairy lights as possible/Making friends in the bathrooms of clubs and bars/Anxiety before confrontation but knowing it's for the best/Seeing a stranger crying and asking if they're okay/The taste of your favourite homemade desert/Setting your mind to an idea and working until it's finished/The nostalgia of a favourite childhood book or movie/Not telling people something's wrong, because you don't want to trouble them/Lying on the floor listening to your favourite music/The desire to beat up the person who's hurt someone you love/Climbing into bed after a long and tiring day/Trusting people enough to cry in front of them/The warmth of the sun during the cool of spring
  • Gryffindor: Jumping as high as you can on a trampoline/Long drives down to the beach with your best friend/Taking responsibility for your actions/Shouting from the top of a mountain/A bon fire on a summer night/Mud caked shoes/Embarrassing yourself and laughing along with everyone else/Fighting ruthlessly for what you believe in/Retro tshirts/The feeling of getting thoughtful gifts from close friends/Planning roadtrips/Finding cuts and bruises on your body that you don't remember getting/Showing up late and out of breath to class/Feeling entirely alone/Going out partying even though you know you have to be up early the next day/Sitting on the kitchen counter/Balancing on the back legs of your chair/The sound of knuckles hitting flesh/Eating your weight in food at parties/The snap of christmas crackers
No but seriously, Fuck Minimalism

Minimalism lied to you. 

Minimalism told you that the past was monochrome. That the height of ancient fashion was a plain white robe, that the Enlightenment was the most important art movement of the eighteenth century, that Victorians wore nothing but plain black, white and brown. It told you that Japanese art was its inspiration but stripped away every beautiful detail.

Minimalism told you that the functional must be unadorned. That simplicity is elegance. That plainness is clean. It told you that ornament is clutter. That trim is only used to hide mistakes. It tells you that beautiful things collect dust, that intricacy is dirty. 

Minimalism told you your cultural heritage is tacky. It told you vibrant African prints clash. It told you intricate Islamic tiling is fussy. It told you beautiful European embroidery is quaint and old fashioned. 

Minimalism told you to limit your vocabulary. It called clever wordplay purple prose. It told you clarity was in short, dull sentences. 

Minimalism told you that masculinity is expressed in dull simplicity. It gendered the ornate. 

Minimalism told you that nature is only expressed in simple lines. That certain colours shouldn’t appear together. 

The truth is, minimalism lied. It’s an ugly 20th century fad that has long overstayed its welcome. It endures for two reasons. 1: It’s easy to mass produce. Flat pack furniture is cheap and easy. Tailoring printed fabrics and adding well-placed trim takes effort. Designing architecture that’s more than just boxes takes time. 2: It allows boring white men to erase the importance of POC, women, and their own heritage in the history of art and design. It keeps influence in the hands of the few and devalues the work of thousands of skilled people.

So fuck minimalism. Embrace ornament. Wear as many accessories as you want. Decorate the space you inhabit. Perform theatre in beautiful places, not in dark boxes. Support artisans and craftspeople. Use the words you found in thesauruses and old literature. Celebrate real history. Make the most of modern synthetic dyes and use colour in everything you can. Enjoy beautiful things. 

Less was never more.

You know what I’d like to see some day?

A video game with character designs by Yoshitaka Amano where the in-game models actually look like Amano’s design sketches.

All those scarves and feathers and tassels and clashing prints wholly intact.

Sure, the game engine would probably grind to a halt from sheer poly count if two main characters ever appeared on-screen at the same time, but I just wanna see it attempted.