clark part

Okay but like, the best part of Justice League was when Barry (who is obvs freaked the fuck out already) runs at Clark (who is already being attacked by Vic, Diana, and Arthur).

And it does the slo-mo Flash thing and EVER SO SLOWLY Clark turns to look at him, and Barry’s like ‘wtf??? Wtf wtf wtf?!??!’

And then they fight in the fast-time, and Clark is obviously a little slower, but it was still SO fucking cool and Barry was just probably scarred for life lmao

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Bruce is like “if my boyfriend wants to be the bat cop, I will play along with it”

In light of the events of the latest episode, which I’m choosing to ignore, I thought I’d make a list of a few random Clexa facts about their life after Lexa survives the bullet, which is canon of course. So…

  • Clarke loves watching Lexa interact with the Nightbloods. Whether she is training them or teaching them or just listening to them, Clarke loves this side of Lexa, supportive and encouraging and never patronizing or aggressive, not even during the toughest training sessions. She often finds herself wondering if Lexa acts like this with them because she never experienced this type of support and kindness during her upbringing.
  • Lexa could spend hours watching Clarke draw. Eyebrows creased in concentration, tip of her tongue between her teeth, blue eyes shining with a particularly bright spark, she is both the cutest and most fascinating creature Lexa has ever laid eyes on.
  • Lexa is a lightweight. As Heda, even during special occasions or celebrations, she’s been taught that she must always keep her head clear. She almost never indulges in drinking and has never developed a tolerance for it. So when on a freezing winter day Clarke steals a bottle of wine and decides she and Lexa are spending the day in their room, eating and drinking and just relaxing, she finds out that it doesn’t take long for the Commander to get drunk. All flushed cheeks and bubbly laughs and surprisingly inclined to cuddle, she’s never been more adorable. Okay, maybe only when she’s hungover and she’s trying to look like she isn’t.
  • Clarke can’t use a sword for the life of her. She’s just terrible with it. But her aim is good, and she finds she is pretty good with a bow and arrow. After some time spent perfecting her skills, Lexa tells her even Anya would be impressed.
  • Lexa trains hard and often to keep her body strong and her reflexes sharp. First time Clarke stops by to watch her train, she finds herself completely enthralled by it. The elegance and fluidity of Lexa’s movements, the toned muscles rippling under the skin… it’s safe to say Clarke discovers a new turn-on. From that day on, whenever Lexa comes back from training, Clarke jumps on her and ravages her.
  • Clarke loves tracing Lexa’s tattoos and scars (yes she has scars) and asks the story behind each of them. Some reveal funny stories of a stubborn young Lexa climbing on a far-too-high tree just to impress Costia, and miserably falling from it. “Her laugh was worth the pain, though.” Others reveal sorrow of a young girl forced to fight and kill the kids she’d grown up with and considered brothers and sisters. Lexa doesn’t cry when she talks about her Conclave. Clarke wonders if it’s because she already spilled all the tears she had for them years ago.
  • Costia is a different story. Even if not an open wound anymore, even if Clarke knows Lexa loves her, she also knows the pain over Costia’s death will always be a part of Lexa. But she doesn’t want that to obscure any other memory of someone that was so important to Lexa. So, Clarke asks her stories about Costia. She makes Lexa talk about her, what she was like, how they met, the way her laughter sounded. She does her best to cleanse Costia’s memory for Lexa, so she can think about her and remember something other than pain and sadness.
  • Lexa doesn’t remember her parents. When she describes her family, she talks about Anya and Gustus.
  • Clarke cries when she talks about her father. Lexa holds her.
  • They both have an obsession for each other’s hands. Clarke loves how lithe and elegant Lexa’s look: how strong they are when she is gripping a sword or handling a weapon, and how delicate and gentle when she is caressing Clarke’s body. Lexa is in awe of how skilled Clarke’s are: how they turn simple lines of charcoal on paper into masterpieces and how they’re capable of healing people and literally bring life. Oh, Lexa loves kissing them a lot.
  • Sometimes they have to separate. Clarke goes back to Arkadia for a while or Lexa has to visit other Clans. They crave each other the whole time. When they’re back together, sex is always a little more desperate and passionate than usual.
  • One time a group of rebel dissidents kidnaps Clarke on her way back to Polis to use her as leverage against Lexa. It takes less than three days for Lexa to find her and rescue her. Bloodied and bruised, but alive. Lexa rushes her back to Arkadia so that Abby can heal her. Clarke has never seen Lexa cry like the moment she wakes up, but she is not surprised. She knows this is Lexa’s worst nightmare, she knows she can’t bear to lose her like she lost Costia. She knows, because she felt the same when a bullet meant for her almost killed Lexa.
  • They sleep wrapped around each other. Clarke rests her head on Lexa’s chest, finding comfort in the steady sound of her heartbeat, and Lexa holds her close with an arm.
  • They’re happy.
Justice League, Meet The Avengers

Batsy has created a chatroom.

Batsy has added Alfredo Pasta.

Batsy: Alfred.

Alfredo Pasta: Yes, Master Bruce?

Batsy: Was it Barry or Oliver this time?

Alfredo Pasta: It was the young speedster, Master Bruce.

Batsy has added Bear.

Batsy: Stop. Changing. Our. Names.

Bear: Alfredo Pasta, you snitched on me?

Alfredo Pasta: No regrets, son.

Alfredo Pasta: Was there something you needed, Master Bruce?

Batsy: I want to know the current status of the rest of the league.

Alfredo Pasta: Inviting them over for dinner? I shall prepare the table.

Batsy: No - a meeting that involves food, Alfred!

Bear: Ooooh are we having Lobster Thermidor? Arthur won’t like that.

Bear: I’ll be back in a… Flash. Gotta take care of my good pal Captain Cold.

Bear has left the chat.

Alfredo Pasta: It seems all members of the JLA are currently preoccupied.

Batsy: Even Clark? What could Arthur be doing? And Diana?

Alfredo Pasta: Saving the world, of course.

Alfredo Pasta: Except for Arthur. He’s at an aquarium.

Batsy: Are there any criminals out?

Alfredo Pasta: I’m afraid not, Master Bruce. Master Dick has done an exceptional job of keeping them at bay.

Batsy:

Batsy: What’s the Joker up to?

Alfredo Pasta: He’s in hiding after your last debacle with him.

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That moment when Jason Momoa “Khal Drogo” lowkey threatens an unimpressed Kit Harington “Aegon Targaryen” … just because (¬‿¬ ) | Part 1 … (Part 2)

I’m not saying I sometimes keep track of Clexa and Elycia poll wins or anything… but that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Vote For Most 2015:

1- Best TV Couple on American Series (Clexa)

2- Top TV Couple (Clexa)

The Best Poll 2015:

3- Best Couple on American TV (Clexa)

EOnline Best Ever 2015:

4- Best Kiss (Clexa)

5- Best Guest Star (Alycia)

EnStars 2015:

6- Which The LOO Ship Do You Want To See (Clexa)

Buzz Feed 2015:

7- Best CW Couple (Clexa)

EOnline Best Ever 2016:

8- Best Guest Star (Alycia)

9- Best Drama Actress (Eliza)

10- Best Fight (Lexa vs Roan)

11- Sexiest Moment (Clexa Making Love)

12- Most Heartbreaking Goodbye (Clexa)

13- Female Breakout Star (Alycia)

14- Throw Out Your TV Moment (Lexa’s Death)

15- Best Fandom (Clexakru)

16- Best Kiss (Clexa)

AfterEllen March Madness 2016:

17- Best Actress in a Queer Role (Alycia)

Pure Fandom 2016:

18- Best SciFi Series (The LOO, this was prior to Lexa’s death in 3x07)

19- Best Couple (Clexa)

20- Best Kiss (Clexa)

21- Most Missed Character (Lexa)

22- Favorite TV Couple (Clexa)

23- The LOO Ship You’re Most Excited To See in S3 (Clexa)

People’s Choice 2016:

24- Which Character Would You Bring Back ASAP (Lexa)

Spoiler TV 2016:

25- Which Couple from “The LOO” Do You Ship (Clexa)

26- Performer of the Month, January (Alycia)

27- Performer of the Month, February (Alycia)

28- Performer of the Month, March (Eliza)

29- Greatest TV Power Couple of All Time (Clexa)

RadioTimes 2016:

30- Best SciFi/Fantasy Actress (Alycia)

EOnline 2016:

31- TV’s Top Couple (Clexa)

Zimbio TV Couples March Madness 2016:

32- Best TV Couple (Clexa)

Voice of TV 2016:

33- Super Couple of the Year (Clexa)

34- Most “Oh no you didn’t” Moment (Lexa’s Death)

35- Most Heartbreaking Death (Lexa)

36- Best Actress (Alycia)

37- TV Show That Let You Down (The LOO)

38- What Do You Want To See in The LOO (Better S3, Lexa lives)

Best of TV Awards 2016:

39- Best Recurring Actress (Alycia)

Geekiary 2016:

40- Fiercest Female Lead (Eliza)

MTV Fandom Awards 2016:

41- Fan Freakout of the Year (Lexa’s Death)

Yahooies 2016:

42- Most Painful Death (Lexa)

Zimbio 2016:

43- Gone Too Soon (Lexa)

CarterMatt Awards 2016:

44- Top Actress (Alycia)

45- Best Couple (Clexa)

Playbuzz 2016:

46- The LOO Favorite Character (Lexa)

47- The LOO Favorite Ship (Clexa)

48- Favorite Clarke Scene (Making Love to Lexa)

49- The LOO Saddest Death (Lexa)

50- Best Match For Clarke (Lexa)

Tumblr Top Trends 2016:

51- 2016 Top Ship (Clexa)

52- 2016 Top Actresses (Alycia)

Spoiler TV Best of 2016:

53- Favorite Couple (Clexa)

54- Character You Will Miss The Most (Lexa)

55- Most Painful Character Death (Lexa)

56- Scene That Left You Shocked (Lexa’s Death)

57- Scene That Made You Cry (Lexa’s Death)

58- Favorite Actress (Alycia)

59- Best Love Story (Clexa)

Vote For Most 2016:

60- Most Beautiful American TV Series Actress (Alycia)

61- Best American TV Series Couple 2016 (Clexa)

62- Most Beautiful Hollywood Actress (Alycia)

63- Best LGBT TV Series Couple of All Time (Clexa)

64- Best LGBT TV Series Character of All Time (Lexa)

65- Best American TV Couple of All Time (Clexa)

66- Best The LOO Character (Lexa)

Book Trib 2016:

67- Who’s The Best Match for Clarke (Lexa)

Hypable 2016:

68- Clarke’s OTP (Lexa)

EW’s TV Season Finale Awards 2016:

69- Most Unforgettable Line (“Our fight is not over.” - Lexa)

70- Best Shipper Moment (Clexa Making Love)

71- Best Return By A Character (Lexa)

Playbuzz 2017:

72- The LOO Best Female Character (Lexa)

A Little Nerd Music 2017:

73- Who Do You Ship (Clexa)

Zimbio TV Couples March Madness 2017:

74- Best TV Couple (Clexa)

Pure Fandom Shipper Showdown 2017:

75- Favorite The LOO Ship (Clexa)

76- Shipper Showdown Champion (Clexa)

Post Apocalyptic Media 2017:

77- Best Post Apocalyptic Ship (Clexa)

Buzzfeed 2017:

78- The LOO Saddest Death (Lexa)

79- Who Does Clarke Belong With (Lexa)

80- The LOO Best Season (S2)

81- The LOO Worst Season (S4, ratings agreed #Karma)

Vote For Most 2017:

82- Most Beautiful Hollywood Actress (Alycia)

83- Most Beautiful American TV Series Actress (Alycia)

EOnline TV Scoop Awards 2017:

84- Best Fandom (Clexakru)

Radio Times 2017:

85- Favorite SciFi Actress (Eliza)

Spoiler TV 2017:

86- Performer of the Month, October (Alycia)

Heartlines Part IV: Lazarus

Summary: Life continued for the Justice League after Y/N’s death, but what happens when a member of the Avengers accidentally breaks their window during a fight? Meet Wicked Chaos, the newest Avenger addition, who distrusts the Justice League for some unknown reason, even for her.

Word Count: 11,634

Pairings: Clark Kent x Reader, Barry Allen x Reader, Bruce Wayne x Reader, Tony Stark x Reader

Warnings: Amnesiac reader, A LITTLE angst, I’m pretty sure there’s swearing somewhere and I think that’s it.

A/N: FINALLY, THE DAY YOU ALL HAVE WAITED, JUST BEFORE 2016 ENDS!!! (In my time zone, so don’t come tell me that’s 2017 already, my computer still marks is 2016, period.) Hope you enjoy it since it’s NOT EDITED, SORRY. Therefore, any typos are on me (so let me know if you find any). 

ANYWAY, HAPPY 2017!!

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