clarisse please

stilishstilinskis  asked:

You wouldn't have any headcanons about Clarisse and Chris Rodriguez, would you?

Thanks for sending an ask!!! I’m always happy to take requests, so I wrote some headcanons for you!! :) I hope you like them!

  • Clarisse is very overprotective of Chris
  • And by that I mean that if anyone mentions the fact that Chris was on Kronos’s side in a way that blames him, or brings it up against him, she will not be happy 
  • Chris feels constantly guilty for the fact he went over to Luke’s side initially, and he’s told Clarisse that 
  • Everyone’s quite surprised by their relationship? Like constantly?
  • When they first start going out everyone makes bets on how long they’re going to last
  • Everyone loses, because no one thought they’d be going so strong after all this time 
  • They go to Phoenix together for university, and Clarisse hides it, but she’s super, super excited
  • She finally gets the chance to be normal and be with her boyfriend and it’s everything she wasn’t sure she’d get
  • Needless to say, Chris balances her in any social situation 
  • He makes sure she’s not too aggressive, but she also makes sure he doesn’t remain too shy, because a lot of the time Chris isn’t great at introducing himself to new people
  • One of the things that surprises people the most is how unfazed Chris is whenever Clarisse gets angry or basically starts acting like a typical Ares kid, loud and brash
  • Chris doesn’t even react, but he’s also a match for Clarisse (that’s one of the reasons they work so well together) 
  • Clarisse doesn’t like to share her insecurities, so she doesn’t tell anyone she hates the big house, hates going there now
  • It all stems from that time when Chris was insane, and she had to look after him in there… going to that room brings it all back
  • Chris never says anything, but he notices, and he’ll try and make sure they avoid the big house as much as possible 
  • Every year, in the summer, comes the anniversary of Silena’s death. Clarisse always gets super moody and temperamental at these times, trying to deal with her emotions, and it’s only Chris who can calm her down
  • They have a spot in the woods where they kissed for the first time, some time after Dionysus cured Chris of his madness
  • It becomes their favourite spot, and the best thing about it is that no one knows about it (or at least, that’s what they think. Don’t tell them that one time Percy Jackson saw them holding hands there.)
  • Chris wants to become a better fighter, and Clarisse agrees to teach him
  • Chris actually becomes pretty good 
  • Every so often when they’re placed on opposite teams for capture the flag, things become intense
  • They both want to win, and so they’ll try their hardest, just because, why not? 
  • Clarisse usually comes out on top due to the fact that she’s got the might of the Ares cabin behind her
  • But one time Chris spends ages planning the ultimate strategy (he had Annabeth’s help, but don’t tell anyone), and trains for weeks 
  • Sure enough, he wins, and he personally disarms her 
  • He winks at her 
  • “Don’t take it too personally,” he says. “I learnt from the best” 
  • That’s the moment Clarisse realises how much she loves this idiot 

Feel free to send a request for a fic/headcanons!! :D

I feel very strongly about the headcanon that Clarisse has a reputation for tossing EVERY SINGLE newly formed young couple into the camp lake after their first kiss. It’s almost a camp tradition; after you have your first kiss with your beau, you will both find yourselves in that lake before the sun goes down

It’s for this reason alone that it takes Will and Nico months to have their first kiss, even after they start dating

Clarisse is ready

Headcanon that Clarisse is like Will’s mom since the Battle of Manhattan and at first she feels guilty about hating Michael Yew and approaches Will and they start being real friends but Clarisse is super overprotective with him bc he’s younger than her

So obviously being his friend she notices Will’s lack of smiles and gets really concerned for him even though she doesn’t shows it and gets surprised when Will asks for combat lessons so if a war ever happened again he wouldn’t be so useless

And Clarisse agrees but it breaks her heart seeing Will trying so hard but he can’t make it anyway no matter how much he trained

So when the war against Gaea finished and Nico and Will started to spend more time together she was relieved to see Will’s smile coming back even if it was barely there so she goes to Nico and cracking her knuckles, she says, “Di Angelo, I have no idea what are you doing to Will, but it seems to be working, so don’t stop. He needs his smile back.”
And Nico nods and turns around but Clarisse continues, “but hear this: yOU BREAK HIS HEART AND I WILL CRUSH EVERY SINGLE BONE FROM YOUR BODY AND YOUR UNDEAD ARMY”