clarinet mouthpiece

Blow That D (on the Clarinet, you idiot)

Genre: pastel x punk, pastel!dan and punk!phil, highschoolband!au

Excerpt: “Dan had to admit, trying to seduce his boyfriend on the other side of the band room while playing clarinet wasn’t the sexiest thing in the world. In fact, rather than turning him on, he just left him confused.”

Warning: Implications of smut, but no smut (sorry my dudes), some fluff

Word Count: 370

Author’s Note: This drabble is a small birthday present for one of my good friends Abby! Happy Birthing Day my dude 😉

Dan had to admit, trying to seduce his boyfriend on the other side of the band room while playing clarinet wasn’t the sexiest thing in the world. In fact, rather than turning him on, he just left him confused.

What the fuck is he doing? Phil wondered as he observed Dan shoving his clarinet mouthpiece obscenely far into his mouth.

Dan’s eyebrows knit together in frustration as he took the clarinet head out of his mouth with a pop. Phil merely tilted his head in confusion.


Phil watched his boyfriend immediately sit up straight and look at the music director, Mr. Goodwell, who was notorious for his sarcastic streaks.

“Finally found the answers to all your hopes and dreams in your clarinet mouthpiece, have you Mr. Howell?”

A few of the other clarinets snickered, very familiar with Dan’s tendency to put too much of his reed into his mouth. And also his poor methods of trying to seduce his boyfriend with an instrument during band class.

Phil chuckled lightly, folding his heavily tattooed arms across his chest as he watched Dan’s cheeks turn as red as the roses on his flower crown.

How cute.


“I can’t believe you tried to turn me on by shoving your fucking clarinet in your mouth,” Phil guffawed, his blue eyes gleaming in amusement.

“Oh shut up,” Dan’s cheeks turned furiously redder. “It’s really hot when you’re turned on.”

Phil raises an eyebrow and turns to Dan. “Is that so?”

Dan grins shyly, hiding his hands in his baby blue sweater. “Maybe,” he mumbled.

Suddenly, Dan feels himself being embraced by a strong arm, and he’s turned to face his boyfriend’s gorgeously pierced face.

“It’s also really hot when you kiss me,” Dan muttered, prompting Phil to place his lips on Dan’s.

Dan melts into Phil, kissing him heatedly, and he feels Phil’s right hand sliding down his back.

Dan shivers slightly before pulling away from Phil’s lips, only a centimeter of air separating them.

“It’s also,” Dan starts breathily, “really hot when you let me give you a blowjob.”

Phil licks his lips, his blue eyes slowly getting darker as he reaches for his zipper. Dan grins wildly.

“Whatever makes you happy.”


- i wanna practice but i don’t wanna practice

- oh what’s that flutes

- everyone else can do a trill b/c they have keys/valves but how do trombones like me trill??? do i just *moves slide up and down v fast* or *does a tounge roll*

- *thumping beat of the drum set behind me rocking my chair*


- obnoxious brass blaring

- the director having to stall the audience with jokes while one of the saxophones tries to find their neckpiece

- clarinet and sax mouthpieces

- spit all over the floor b/c the spit valves dON’T WORK

- having to tiptoe around the spit

- i’M tHe LOnEr TRoMbOnEr

- saxophone squeaks

- s h i n y   n e w   i n s t r u m e n t s

- *looks at that big group of 8th/16th/32nd notes* i never asked for this

- when u and ur bud both play low brass #bassbros

- pulling around people on a tuba case



I regularly check kijiji and similar sites for instrument ads, cause you never know what you may find and I’ve heard so many stories about unbelievable discoveries at crazy prices because people don’t know any better. Found an ad for a Yamaha student model clarinet (they run for upwards of $800 here) for $80. Sounded too good to be true, so I had my clarinet master friend come with me to play it and check for any damage. Was in perfect condition, came with a Vandoren tenor sax mouthpiece AND bass clarinet mouthpiece, dude had no idea how much it was worth, it was all there when he moved in. I’m just so ecstatic to finally have my own clarinet, I’ve been playing it all afternoon!!

Hey Clarinetist, I need recommendations for mouthpieces!

Okay so I’m looking for a new mouthpiece for my clarinet because at the end of this school year I graduate and have to give back my mouthpiece that i borrowed from the school and then I will be stuck with the one that came with my clarinet. Any recommendations will be greatly appreciated! :) thanks.

mi0da  asked:

what do you think about saxaphones

Hi, mi0da.

I have lots of thoughts about saxophones.Looking to buy a saxophone or accessories?Posting about your whole life on a website.

I love saxophones,clarinets, mouthpieces, reeds & accessories.

Hope to hear from you again soon.

Farewell, my friend