Genre: pastel x punk, pastel!dan and punk!phil, highschoolband!au
Excerpt: “Dan had to admit, trying to seduce his boyfriend on the other side of the band room while playing clarinet wasn’t the sexiest thing in the world. In fact, rather than turning him on, he just left him confused.”
Warning: Implications of smut, but no smut (sorry my dudes), some fluff
Word Count: 370
Author’s Note: This drabble is a small birthday present for one of my good friends Abby! Happy Birthing Day my dude 😉
Dan had to admit, trying to seduce his boyfriend on the other side of the band room while playing clarinet wasn’t the sexiest thing in the world. In fact, rather than turning him on, he just left him confused.
What the fuck is he doing? Phil wondered as he observed Dan shoving his clarinet mouthpiece obscenely far into his mouth.
Dan’s eyebrows knit together in frustration as he took the clarinet head out of his mouth with a pop. Phil merely tilted his head in confusion.
Phil watched his boyfriend immediately sit up straight and look at the music director, Mr. Goodwell, who was notorious for his sarcastic streaks.
“Finally found the answers to all your hopes and dreams in your clarinet mouthpiece, have you Mr. Howell?”
A few of the other clarinets snickered, very familiar with Dan’s tendency to put too much of his reed into his mouth. And also his poor methods of trying to seduce his boyfriend with an instrument during band class.
Phil chuckled lightly, folding his heavily tattooed arms across his chest as he watched Dan’s cheeks turn as red as the roses on his flower crown.
“I can’t believe you tried to turn me on by shoving your fucking clarinet in your mouth,” Phil guffawed, his blue eyes gleaming in amusement.
“Oh shut up,” Dan’s cheeks turned furiously redder. “It’s really hot when you’re turned on.”
Phil raises an eyebrow and turns to Dan. “Is that so?”
Dan grins shyly, hiding his hands in his baby blue sweater. “Maybe,” he mumbled.
Suddenly, Dan feels himself being embraced by a strong arm, and he’s turned to face his boyfriend’s gorgeously pierced face.
“It’s also really hot when you kiss me,” Dan muttered, prompting Phil to place his lips on Dan’s.
Dan melts into Phil, kissing him heatedly, and he feels Phil’s right hand sliding down his back.
Dan shivers slightly before pulling away from Phil’s lips, only a centimeter of air separating them.
“It’s also,” Dan starts breathily, “really hot when you let me give you a blowjob.”
Phil licks his lips, his blue eyes slowly getting darker as he reaches for his zipper. Dan grins wildly.
I regularly check kijiji and similar sites for instrument ads, cause you never know what you may find and I’ve heard so many stories about unbelievable discoveries at crazy prices because people don’t know any better. Found an ad for a Yamaha student model clarinet (they run for upwards of $800 here) for $80. Sounded too good to be true, so I had my clarinet master friend come with me to play it and check for any damage. Was in perfect condition, came with a Vandoren tenor sax mouthpiece AND bass clarinet mouthpiece, dude had no idea how much it was worth, it was all there when he moved in. I’m just so ecstatic to finally have my own clarinet, I’ve been playing it all afternoon!!
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I went to my local flee market two weeks ago and found this beauty. I originally bought this to learn clarinet. Plus I thought it looked cool. It turns out though that this is a MELIPHONE CLARINET. The Meliphone clarinet from my understanding is from the early 1900’s and there is no full clarinet. There are mouthpieces though from my understanding. I’m not entirely sure whether this is real but I did have to polish the keys as they looked like the 60yr old flute at my school. I haven’t played it yet as it needs to be serviced indefinitely. It has no pads and the corks are ripped up but once I get it serviced I’m going to test it out.
• It is made out of wood (It smells like it too.) and has silver/nickel keys by looking at it and its weight.
• I got it for 30 USD (the guy did not know how much clarinets are worth) and was originally 45 USD.
If anyone has any information on meliphone clarinets it’d be greatly appreciated! I think it’s really exciting and I’m hoping that it truly is a relic clarinet. I’m bringing it in to my school after thanksgiving break to show them and get their thoughts on it but please send in any information that you can get on it!