clarabell cow

For all the people that said I can’t shipp WildeHopps ‘cus Disney won’t let interspecies couples in their movies, I would like to remind you of “Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers”, from 2004.

Do you see it?


Yeah, those two.

Clarabelle and Goofy.

Clarabelle is a COW and Goofy is a DOG.

Aaaaand…… guess what? 

THEY

ARE

CANON!!!!!

So shut the fuck up and I shipp whatever I want.

Here’s another Disney comic that threw me for a good loop.In context, Mickey is trying to celebrate his birthday, but there’s a magical imp that’s bent on ruining his day. As you see - 

Now I can get a lot of this - Horace being poor, a professor turned into a dumb caveman, Clarabelle turning old, etc. But… Minnie’s personal nightmare is… turning into a lion tamer??? Indiana Jones??? WHAT???

But the one that had me needing to take a break was when the imp messed with Mickey’s birthday present, turning them into deadlier or opposite versions of what they were - 

A) WHAT THE HELL DID MINNIE GIVE HIM ORIGINALLY THAT TURNED INTO A THONG

B) WHO THE HELL LET THIS PANEL PASS AT ALL