clap 4 u

- I’m not exaggerating at all when I say that sugar scrubs save my miserable crunchy hide at least 4 times a week throughout the entirety of winter because the thought of touching anything upholstered or made of fabric without that regular ritual makes me want to shrivel up like a desiccated beetle carcass, but I’m equally serious when I tell you that if I never again had to experience the physical sensations that grinding oily sugar into my flesh provokes, I’d be a much kinder, more stable individual

- Yep definitely don’t do the logical thing when shipping scarves, don’t roll them, absolutely just keep hammering finely-woven textiles into squares the size of postage stamps or pointlessly tangling them around those acrylic bangle bracelet things smashing permanent folds and wrinkles into garments that can’t be fucking ironed, claps 4 u

- Real glad the blacklist extension for xkit suddenly works only sporadically and is letting through most of the constant, unyielding barrage of Cheeto shit and the one redeemable non-native aspect of blue slash tungle dot hell is now a total crapshoot

- I Did A Charcoal Mask Tonight But I Still Have Staggering Clinical Depression Dot Textpost Dot Fuzzy Jpeg

nearly-witchcs  asked:

ur top ten youtubers 1) amazingphil 2) amazingphil 3) amazingphil 4) amazingphil 5) amazingphil 6) amazingphil 7) amazingphil 8) amazingphil 9) amazingphil 10) amazingphil

bb u know me so well, luv u (lol but yass he’s no.1 u got it rite)

1-amazingphil

Originally posted by sorryjemma

pls subscribe to him, he’s phil and he’s amazing

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moonlightpumpkin  asked:

Hannah Hart?

there goes my fav person in the youtube lgbt+ community (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ~♡

6-myharto

Originally posted by caskett

i actually adore her even before hangrid came real, she really cares about students with low budget, gives great lgbt+ advices, does charities, etc…in sum, the one with a gold heart and i just love her sm!!!

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catastrophan-deactivated2016030  asked:

ayy shin do you watch cutiepiemarzia the loml

look at this cutie patootie, how can i not? i also love her voice best among all the female youtubers i subscribed to, really soft and sweet voice <33333

11-cutiepiemarzia

Originally posted by psychopathicweirdo

i actually saw her 1st in pew-the-kawai-die-pie then i subscribed to her right away, just as Dan said, Melix is life goal tbh :”>

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awkwardquackingnoise-deactivate  asked:

Well I'm going on a wild guess... Joey Graceffa?

holy crapu who called mah bae’s name just now ≧ʘ‿ʘ≦<333

3-joeygraceffa

Originally posted by starlightlester

he’s the 1st thing i need to see in the morning after waking up fyi (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) my days won’t be made w/o his daily vids :”> (sadly he doesnt have tumblr or else id stalk him already)

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frickyeahdidi  asked:

ingrid?

there goes another fav girl in my list, i actually found her after watching Dan’s younow talking bout her coming out.

7-ingrid nilsen

Originally posted by phillosophically

and s2g i was a crying fucking mess over her coming out vid like holyshiz never in my life ive watched such touching coming out like hers, then subscribed and found out her other aesthetics are nothing so fancy but really daily life-relatable and easy to find, she’s my precious (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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noitsrebecca  asked:

What about Jack Howard??

bb ive been waiting for this lol (and ur the only one guessed him rite in my inbox) ༼ つ  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

18-jack howard

Originally posted by appazap

i watched jack&dean but this spider babe is my bias cuz he’s in the youtube lqbt+ community, he’s also a feminist and i love how straightforward and honest when he gives out advices and opinions (which kinda my ways irl too)

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