clams on a half shell

The Water Signs - Cosmic Toxic 

The water nymphs who came to Poseidon
explained how little they desired to couple
with the gods. Except to find out
whether it was different, whether there was
a fresh world, another dimension in their loins - Jack Gilbert 

Crackling stars dive into the sea, there are waves of heavenly popping candy, girls with mermaid tails crawling out of cosmic homes. One water nymph is Cancer, with clam shells shaped of half crescent moons and lavender glitter streaked through her hair. The middle nymph is impossible to find, the Scorpio who hides solitary in the depths deep below, dwelling in waters humans refuse to know. The final water nymph is Pisces, two spindled tails in ultra violet rainbow hues. As direct extensions of heaven, the water girls frolic in invisible oceans of daydream, conducting fantasy and imagery with godly wands. These girls don’t believe in myth and fairy tales and pixies and goblins. They don’t have to believe a thing when they have grown alongside secret and invisible creatures, when they have played unknowingly with fairies and ghosts. There’s no point in believing what they experience and know. The Cancer water nymph burrows into her shell abode on a peaceful stretch of sand, she is all about making the whole ocean her home. She is the great mother of the ocean, who births all sea soul, love, and life. The Scorpio swims in worlds unknown, crossing into oceans that harbour into portals of the soul. She hears whispers from creatures who have crossed over and sailors who have drowned in the night. Her frequency is not of this world, so unseen entities become directed into her company, murmuring cosmic prophecy and hissing brutal warnings of persecution. The Pisces swims on the edge of the horizon, in the space where the sunset meets the dawn and the sunlight meets the twilight. Her tail camouflages into the cosmic sky, splaying across the heavens like thoughts in the mind of God. Now you see her, and now you don’t. She is the temple where real and unreal saturate together, the great Queen of the Spiritual Seas. Sometimes they all collide. Moods stir the tides like whirlpools. Psychic energy becomes ultra powerful, almost too much too handle, they can shatter crystals together. It’s the most beautiful, watery symphony, elusive and enigmatic, fizzing like starry bath bombs in a cosmic maelstrom ;


art: Paolo Pedroni

Sea Witch’s Make Love Last Spell

Intent: To strengthen your existing relationship and make it last. Make your bond permanent. 

Ingredients: Clam shell, both halves (of a whole) - love, purity, the goddess Venus

A shell/small object to represent you and one to represent your partner - OPTIONAL, but nice; if applicable, you can go off of gender. Cowries represent femininity and augers represent masculinity.

Cockle shell - (can be replaced by rose quartz); love, friendship

Conch shell - (can be replaced by blue lace agate); communication

2 Roses or rose buds - love, passion

Rosemary - sea witchcraft, Venus, protection

Hibiscus - love, passion

Thyme - loyalty

Lavender - peace, love

Pink candle - love, friendship, care

Red candle - love, passion, lust

White candle - positivity

2 satchets for the herbs

Red string - love

Procedure: Cast a circle, cleanse, and/or ground as desired. Light the canldes, charging each with your intent. Annoint them with corresponding oils, if desired. Separate the two halves of the clam shell. If using shells to represent you and your partner, charge them with your association. Meditate with them and tell them your name and your partner’s name. Place them in one half of the clam shell. Then, place each herb into the shell, focusing on its intent. Do the same with the remaining shells/crystals and place them next to it. Close the two halves of the shell and hold them together, close to your heart. Focus on the fact that they are one shell but in two halvevs. Wind the string around them, binding them together, while imaginging an unbreakable connection forming between the halves. Imagine a magnetic force keeping them together. Once you have done this, let the shell charge by the candles and other shells until you feel it is ready to open. When you open it, do so slowly. Unwind the string but feel the energy of the shell still holding itself together. Feel the magnetic force holding it closed. Once you are sure of this, open it and separate the herbs and shells inside the shell into the two satchets. Cut the string in half and use it to tie them up. Keep one half of the shell and one satchet for yourself and give the other to your partner.

Weekly recap of the adventures of the weirdass party/family including a tiny ridiculous mime, a tired tiefling stabmom, a nerdy but sweet half-orc sorcerer and a VERY LOUD AND STRONK dragonborn barbo

  • “Hey guys we finally arrived in this new city!” “Let’s get trashed!” “Yayyy!!!!”
  • (calls partymember her son in Infernal) “What was that ma’am?” “Don’t worry about it”
  • Barmaid: “Oh, and my girlfriend-” Mime (dude): I flex to try and seduce her Barmaid: “Oh… thanks” *cries in lesbian*
  • Mime goes to sleep on the tavern floor, gets busted by the owner, somehow manages to convince him to not kick him out and then goes back to sleep on the tavern floor
  • And thus, upon getting a room, proceeds to sleep on the floor so his pet rat can have the bed
  • “Hey DM what’s the check to crunch a clam shell in half?” “Strength” “I got 22″ “You look cool as fuck”
  • Also, because we love our DM and his well thought-of, developed story hooks (thank you @triangular-reasoning):

These are actual food days in the USA. Each day below falls under the same dates as each zodiac sign.

Aries: National Corndog Day, National Chips & Dip Day, National Clams and the Half Shell Day, National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day, National Caramel Day, National Beer Day, National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, National Cheeseball Day, National Garlic Day

Taurus: National Pigs in a Blanket Day, National Zucchini Bread Day, National Pretzel Day, National Prime Rib Day, National Shrimp Scampi Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, National Eat What You Want Day, National Pizza Party Day, National Walnut Day

Gemini: National Taffy Day, National Escargot Day, International Hamburger Day, National Doughnut Day, National Frozen Yogurt Day, National Burger Day, National Cheese Day, National Iced Tea Day, National Corn on the Cob Day, National Peanut Butter Cookie Day, National Lobster Day, National Vinegar Day, National Fudge Day, Eat Your Vegetables Day

Cancer: National Catfish Day, National Chocolate Pudding Day, National Ice Cream Day, National Gingersnap Day, National Anisette Day, Eat Beans Day, National Chocolate Wafer Day, National Caesar Salad Day, National Barbecue Day, National Apple Turnover Day, National Fried Chicken Day, National Strawberry Sundae Day, National Sugar Cookie Day, National Piña Colada Day, National Blueberry Muffin Day, National Pecan Pie Day, National French Fries Day, National Grand Marnier Day, National Mac & Cheese Day, National Tapioca Pudding Day, Fresh Spinach Day, National Corn Fritter Day, National Peach Ice Cream Day, National Caviar Day, National Daiquiri Day, National Lollipop Day, National Junk Food Day, National Penuche Fudge Day

Leo: National Hot Dog Day, National Tequila Day, National Drive-Thru Day, National Hot Fudge Sundae Day, National Coffee Milkshake Day, National Creme Brulee Day, National Scotch Day, Hamburger Day, National Milk Chocolate Day, National Lasagna Day, National Cheesecake Day, National Raspberry Cake Day, National Mustard Day, Watermelon Day, National White Wine Day, National S'more Day, National Filet Mignon Day, National Creamsicle Day, National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, National Rum Day, National Vanilla Custard Day, National Joris Day, Potato Day, National Spumoni Day, National Eat A Peach Day, National Pecan Torte Day

Virgo: National Sponge Cake Day, National Peach Pie Day, National Waffle Day, National Banana Split Day, Whiskey Sour Day, National Cherry Popsicle Day, National Pots De Creme Day, National Banana Lovers Day, National Cherry Turnover Day, Crackers Over The Keyboard Day, More Herbs, Less Salt Day, National Toasted Marshmallow Day, Trail Mix Day, National Macademia Nut Day, National Cheese Pizza Day, National Coffee Ice Cream Day, National Beer Lover’s Day, National Acorn Squash Day, National Salami Day, National Date Nut Bread Day, Wienerschnitzel Day, National Steak Au Poivre Day, National TV Dinner Day, National Hot Cross Bun Day, National Chocolate Milkshake Day, National Banana Day, National Peanut Day, International Chocolate Day, Fortune Cookie Day, National Linguine Day, National Guacamole Day, National Apple Dumpling Day, National Cheeseburger 

Libra: National Pancake Day, National Biscotti Day, National Hot Mulled Cider Day, National Vodka Day, National Taco Day, National Sausage Pizza Day, National Dessert Day, National Chocolate Cupcake Day, National Brandied Fruit Day

Scorpio: National Chicken Day, National Bologna Day, National Food Day, National Greasy Food Day, National Chocolate day, National Oatmeal Day, National Candy Corn Day, National Candy Apple Day, National Caramel Apple Day, Turkey Day, Sinkie Day, National French Fried Clam Day, National Deviled Egg Day, National Sandwich Day, National Candy Day, National Nachos Day, International Stout Day, National Scrapple Day, National Vanilla Cupcake Day, National Sundae Day, National Indian Pudding Day, National Spicy Guacamole Day, National Chicken Day, National Pickle Day, National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day, National Fast Food Day, National Baklava Day, Homemade Bread Day, National Vichyssoise Day, National Peanut Butter Fudge Day, National Stuffing Day

Sagittarius: National Cranberry Relish Day, National Cashew Day, National Eat A Cranberry Day, National Espresso Day, National Parfait Day, National Cake Day, National Bavarian Cream Pie Day, National French Toast Day, National Chocolates Day, National Mousse Day, Eat a Red Apple Day, National Cookie Day, National Brownie Day, National Noodle Ring Day, National Have A Bagel Day, National Ice Cream Day, National Cupcake Day, National Maple Syrup Day, National Sangria Day, National Hamburger Day

Capricorn: National Pumpkin Pie Day, National Fruitcake Day, National Champagne Day, National Buffet week, National Creampuff Day, National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, National Cheese Fondue Day, National Whipped Cream Day, National Popcorn Day, Cheese Day

Aquarius: National Pie Day, National Peanut Butter Day, National Chocolate Cake Day, National Tater Tot Day, Ice Cream for Breakfast Day, National Frozen Yogurt Day, National Pizza Day

Pisces: National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day, National Crown Roast of Pork Day, National Peanut Cluster Day, National Crabmeat Day, National Meatball Day, National Blueberry Popover Day, Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day, National Baked Scallops Day, National Coconut Torte Day

anonymous asked:

could you do a full body design of your nacre?

ok so I just did this quick sketch at lunch and I’m sorry it’s not, you know, good, but here is, if not her whole body, at least her head and torso and all her arms and the big half-clam shell full of incubating pearl gemstones that’s where her legs should probably belong:

Technically, her ‘full body’ includes the entire factory, which takes up the size of a city block, because it’s all made of “her”, that is, made of living, growing nacre. She’s surrounded by waterfalls coming down from the ceiling into the saltwater tanks around her and she’s kind of just always got at least 1 or 2 sets of arms pulling recycled shards out of her gem and putting them in the tanks to form into pearls and then pulling the pearls out and putting them in the big center dish to be slowly funneled into other parts of the factory to be inspected and eventually form a body and be educated and trained and sent out to work. There also tend to be lots of already-physically-formed pearls around, climbing all over her and all over the new gemstones and hiding in the little shell chambers on her head and whatnot (because anytime they’re not actively doing something related to their eventually being assigned to serve another gem they kind of flock back to her and hang around her/look after her and she talks to them and they’re like this giant screwed up family of brainwashed clones), I just didn’t get into drawing them due to limited time/paper/level of detail

Mivi’s Almost 500 Follower Giveaway~
About damn time, right? For every extra 100 followers, I will add another prize. I will update this post and reblog it when I do add prizes.

Included in this giveaway is:

  • SIX Buttery Clam shells of medium sizes.
  • One scallop shell.
  • Half a baggie of fine beach sand.
  • One tiny bottle of graveyard dirt.
  • Two unopenened boxes of cone incense with holders.
  • One 2x3 bag of unground Allspice.
  • One 2x3 bag of shredded Thyme Leaf.
  • One 2x3 bag of Oats.
  • One 2x3 bag of uncooked rice.
  • One dragon phone charm.
  • One Muslin bag.


  • Must be following me. I will check.
  • Only reblogs will count. DO NOT SPAM your followers, please.
  • US residents only.
  • Must be 18 years old and willing to give me your address.
  • Your ask box has to be open.
  • No giveaway blogs.
  • Do not tag this under giveaway, since tumblr might get mad.

Ends August 2, 2014.