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The Republic is Dead

The last bastion of hope for my fellow traditionalists has betrayed us by aggressing against Assad and Russia. 

Democracy leads to war, chaos, anarchy, Islamic terrorism, death and poverty. 

Monarchy now or we will die, ladies and gentlemen!

@awhiffofcavendish @ad-parnassum @mulcahythebaronofurga @the-imperial-autocrat @circlet-of-kallipolis

Civil War

I used to give tours of an old Civil War battleground. I memorized a script with a bunch of facts and dates in it, but people would always ask questions I couldn’t answer. One man once asked me, “If the Civil War was fought today, who would date my son?” and pointed at a 16-year-old boy in the tour. I hadn’t memorized that fact, so I just said, “Abraham Lincoln would.” That same tour an old lady asked me, “If the South had won the war, would I have an iPhone 6s instead of this lousy 5c?” I wasn’t 100% positive, so I said, “Yes, I’m 100% positive you would.” After her, that guy’s 16-year-old son asked, “Did Lincoln make sure the Civil War was fought back then instead of today so that he wouldn’t have to date me?” A lot of people said “Good question” after that (hell even I did) and then waited for my answer. I didn’t want to tell the truth and say yes, so I said what I always said at the end of the tours, “If you’ll follow me, you’ll see our gift shop. It features a wide assortment of rock candy and candy rocks. If you mention my name to the cashier, she’ll tell you that won’t get you a discount.” I quit that job when I got fired.

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Photo series #10

YAY! We’ve reached the tenth photo series and to comemorate this mark, i’ve searched for photos of my 10 favorite aircraft, the pics are in no particular order, i just uploaded them as i searched.

So, here is the list of aircraft in this photo series:

Lockheed F-104G Starfighter in Luftwaffe paint scheme (West Germany)

McDonnell Douglas F-15C Eagle

Grumman F-14D Super Tomcat

McDonnell Douglas AV-8B Harrier II

Lockheed Martin F-35A Lightning II (Yes, the F-35 is one of my favorite aircraft and i know it has problems and a Everest size over budget but i like it and you can judge me because of it lol.)

Boeing 747-8i in Boeing paint scheme

Fairchild Republic A-10C Warthog

Sukhoi Su-24M2 Fencer-D and the Antonov An-225 shuttle carrier with the Buran space shuttle

McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II

Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor

All pictures are in high resolution, so you can use it as wallpapers.

And that’s it for this 10th photo series and stay on alert because there are many more of them to come!

As always, if you have any suggestions or want to send pics for the photo series, don’t be shy, send them to me.

There is a new photo series every sunday and wednesday.

Have a awesome day folks!

For all those who don’t understand spanish, I’ll translate the whole thing to you.

First you should know that the Guardia Civil is the oldest law enforcement agency in Spain. It is a military force charged with police duties.

On twitter, they usually notify us citizens about important things we should take into account and they even answer to each civilian individualy. Here’s what happened the other day though… XDD

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Guardia Civil: If you have to catch a plane, check the list of forbiden objects before. This will prevent delays at the airport.

Manuel Morales Galan: Are light sabers included among the forbiden objects?

Guardia Civil: Only if its use haven’t been permited by the Jedi Council.

Manuel Morales Galan: Then I’ll start with all the required paperwork as soon as possible. Thank you very much for the information, Mr. Law agent.

Guardia Civil: You are welcome, young padawan.