My crime-fighting vigilante origin story is totally gonna be about people who drive like assholes on residential streets where traffic has been diverted due to construction.
[set the scene] It is mid-afternoon. A middle-aged man in a soccer mom minivan has started driving on the sidewalk to go around another car who has stopped at the temporary stop sign and is waiting to turn. Suddenly, TRAFFIC GIRL lands on his hood.
TRAFFIC GIRL, IN A GROWLING VOICE: You thought your crime would stay unpunished?
[Fade to black. Honking is heard. On the screen, in a block font: TRAFFIC GIRL and the EVIL LEAGUE OF ASSHOLE DRIVERS]