Uber Ride with a Local Witch
- Uber Driver: I love how Denver has so many parks.
- Me: The park we're driving by is severely haunted. It used to be a cemetery but the guy in charge of moving the bodies did a terrible job and they are still finding bodies nowadays whenever they have to do construction on the property. A house nearby was so haunted that it inspired "The Changeling". When they tore it down, it was so possessed that the walls blew out and killed a construction worker.
- Uber Driver: Oh.