city of heavenly fires

Me: there’s no plot twist or death that can shake me to my core anymore

Me, reading a Cassandra Clare book:

Herondales have sex in caves, Blackthorns have sex in every book.

*Me sobbing* “Look at them!! They are wives!! too beautiful, too pure for this world (yess, they are the cinnamonnrolls of the shadowhunters )” 

I just love them so much,, they were one of my favorite parts of TMI,, and they are married, bless

”His mouth was hot and dry, his skin burning as she ran her hands up his neck
to cup the sides of his face. She tasted fire and char and blood on his mouth and wondered if he tasted the same thing on her. “Trust me,” she whispered against his lips….”

Okay, it’s been a while, but i’m back with a new fanart from The Mortal Instruments! 

Clary & Jace - City of Heavenly Fire

  • City of Heavenly Fire: "Brother Zachariah,” Isabelle said. “Months January through December of the Hot Silent Brothers Calendar. What’s he doing here?”
  • “There’s a Hot Silent Brothers Calendar?” said Alec. “Do they sell it?
  • Lord of Shadows: Livvy gave Kit a thumbs-up. "You absolutely could have been rejected from the yearly Hot Shadowhunters Calendar."
  • "Rejected?" Kit demanded as they started downstairs.
  • Her eyes were dancing. "For being to young, of course."
  • "There is no Hot Shadowhunters Calendar," said Ty.
  • Magnus: Alec, stop smiling, I can't kiss you if your smiling
  • Alec: I can't help it, I'm in love with you
The reason we have 2 Herondales and like a million of Blackthorns

Jace: I got laid in book 6.

Will: Sorry, mate. Book 3.

Julian: Book 1, guys.

Some People Just Don't Understand
  • Friend: Why are you smiling so big?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Friend: Holy shit, why are you crying?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • *five minutes later*
  • Me: *screams in horror*
  • Friend: What? What's wrong?
  • Me: This damn book.
  • Me: *turns the page*
  • Me: *laughs hysterically*
  • Friend: GOD FUCKING--