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My last will and testament in the case of my untimely death is as follows:

1. Leave the two (2) dollars in my bank account to the Quaker church (Friends General Conference).
2. Donate my skull to be used as a prop in a Shakespeare’s Globe production of Hamlet, thus fulfilling my lifelong ambition of acting on the great stage.
3. Cremate the rest of me, ashes to be scattered at scatterers’ convenience in the relevant towns and/or cities within Tennessee, the Southwest of England, and Scotland (if you know me, you’ll know which towns/cities).
5. Burn my work.
6. I’m not kidding, do not publish the work! If I burn, it goes with me!
7. To those who survive me and care to know, I have been happy.