cissers

Trans headcanon:

every character is trans. literally every fictional character is trans now.
samus is trans.
ripley, from alien, trans.
mater? from cars? fuck it. trans.
perd hapley, that news reporter from parks & recreation, fucjing okay, agender.
fucking,, CARL SAGAN is genderfluid now. Fuck you.
everybody is trans now, fucjing, sorry not sorry, cissers