circus bears

Bearly Noticable

Context: I’m the DM for a very homebrewed 5e campaign with bits and pieces from several games and shows. One of my players plays Bartholomew Grizzleton, or Bart, the eight foot tall clown makeup wearing sentient ex-circus bear with +5 charisma. This happened in our first ever session.

Me (DM): So as you walk through the camp you see a shop keeper selling all sorts of items and potions.

Bart(ooc): Ooh what kind of potions?

Me: you see health potions, stamina potions, some demondrug-

Bart(ooc): Can I steal them?

Me: Well… yes, but you’re a giant bear. I don’t think it will go that well though.

*Bart rolls for stealth*
Natural 20

*Whole table flips out*

Me: Ok then, you SOMEHOW sneak to the stand completely unnoticed, roll for sleight of hand.

*Bart rolls for sleight of hand*
Natural
FREAKIN
20!

*Party is dying at this point*

Me: Okay SOME-FREAKIN-HOW a giant bear in clown makeup sneaks into the hand, grabs eight jars of demondrug and juggles back to the party!

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I’m not the only one who remembers Playhouse Disney right? Charlie and Lola, JoJo’s Circus, Rolie Polie Olie, Handy Manny, imagination Movers, The Wiggles, Jungle Junction, Special Agent Oso, Little Einsteins, Higglytown Heroes, Bear In The Big Blue House, etc. Like I’m in my feeling right now you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Especially over Charlie and Lola, I use to watch that show all the time when I was younger trying to copy their accents, while drinking pink milk 😂😭

In which a circus bear, likely already having suffered a life of abuse at the hands of human beings, takes out his anger on the worst human beings he can find. Art by Earl Norem, 1976.

I took this after an almost two week long art block. Now that Vincent’s teen version is here I can take some mirrored photos with Samuel. They are basically the same person and share the same soul but live in different worlds, they can never meet. Vincent is living in the “real” world but since the connection is very strong his inner self is deeply injured as Samuel dies.

I thought a lot of Vincent’s backstory the last months and it was time to update it a bit, it’s still in progress but I hope to complete it one day.

anonymous asked:

If you're still doing the playlists could I please have one? My name is Cassandra! Thanks so much! xoxo

here u go bee!! sorry it took so long :o

circus // baby baby
agora // bear hands
starring // freelance whales
seasonal small town dreams // btfl
am i pretty // the maine
new perspective // panic! at the disco
day in june // kid astray
remedy // state champs
all the ways you let me down // candy hearts