Context: I’m the DM for a very homebrewed 5e campaign with bits and pieces from several games and shows. One of my players plays Bartholomew Grizzleton, or Bart, the eight foot tall clown makeup wearing sentient ex-circus bear with +5 charisma. This happened in our first ever session.
Me (DM): So as you walk through the camp you see a shop keeper selling all sorts of items and potions.
Bart(ooc): Ooh what kind of potions?
Me: you see health potions, stamina potions, some demondrug-
Bart(ooc): Can I steal them?
Me: Well… yes, but you’re a giant bear. I don’t think it will go that well though.
*Bart rolls for stealth*
*Whole table flips out*
Me: Ok then, you SOMEHOW sneak to the stand completely unnoticed, roll for sleight of hand.
*Bart rolls for sleight of hand*
*Party is dying at this point*
Me: Okay SOME-FREAKIN-HOW a giant bear in clown makeup sneaks into the hand, grabs eight jars of demondrug and juggles back to the party!