cinnamon and pearl

I created Ben & Jerry’s flavors for Steven Universe characters.

(And yes, I’m Jasiono on Reddit.)

Rose Quartz: “By Any Other Name” A rose water sorbet. Light, elegant, simple, and clean.

Garnet: “Made of Love” Plum flavored ice cream with frozen bits of blueberry and cherry.

Amethyst: “Bigger, Better, Badder” A gallon of rocky road ice cream (I swallowed a rock) with swirls of cinnamon (Fire Salts)

Pearl: A documentary on Ben and Jerry’s. (She don’t eat)

Steven: “If every pint were perfect…” When one vat of ice cream finishes, and another one starts, the mix of the two is put into a single mystery flavor container.

Greg: “Cosmic Train” Cotton Candy pink and blue ice cream with dark chocolate chunks, rice crispy treat bites, and looks like a nebula when eaten.

Stevonnie: “A Good Experience“ Chocolate Vanilla swirl with donut chunks, swirls of glaze, and pop rock sprinkled inside. Now Go! Have! Fun!

Sadie: “Because She Cares” Peanut butter ice cream, veins of jam, and sugar cookie dough pieces

Sour Cream: “Neon Treat” Vanilla bean with swirls of brightly colored fruit flavors.

Buck Dewey: “Caprese” Vanilla ice cream with strawberry and mint. Red, white and green! (For those who don’t know, a Caprese Salad, which he orders in Shirt Club, is a Tomato, Mozzarella, and Basil salad)

Jenny: “The Evil Twin” German dark chocolate ice cream with black cherries within. Sinful. 

Lapis Lazuli: Steven Colbert’s “Americone Dream.” You can taste the freedom.

Peridot: A Root Beer Float with Mountain Dew instead.

Jasper: A container of Morton’s Salt. (Also known as “The Woolie Madden)

Onion: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Onion Beach City wgah'nagl fhtagn“ Oh god, please, no more. I’m sorry. I’ll get you their souls. I promise. Please, just free me from this torment.

Marty: A big ol’ bag of dicks.


Edit: Thought of Sadie’s

That Will Be All character analysis
  • Ruby: still smol and angry
  • Sapphire: can see the future but still can't speak of secret plans without​ making it obvious
  • Pearl: hates Homeworld
  • Amethyst: has new friends
  • Jasper: IS A HUGE BITCH BECOME THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH AMETHYST WAS THAT SHE WAS SMALL BU LITERALLY ALL THE OTHER QUARTZES LOVED AMETHYST
  • Famethysts: Our Amethyst's new friends
  • Steven: more emotionally damaged than we thought
  • Holly Blue Agate: "Incompetent Amethysts and off-colour betas
  • Blue Dimond: depressed and wants a hug. Secretly a cinnamon roll.
  • Blue Pearl: much elegant.
  • Yellow Pearl: AAH AAH AAH! AAH AAH AAH! AH AH AH AH AH AH HA HEEEEE!!!!
  • Yellow Tomorrow: GET OVER IT IT HAS BEEN 5000 YEARS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Keep calm & Boo on 👻

Has anyone thought of the reasoning behind gem placement? Because I think it might have something to do with personality or other traits.

People with their gems on their foreheads are intellectual, representative of being with the mind.

Chests are passion, because of the proximity to the heart.

Naval is warmth and love, with the closeness to the womb.

Palms represent relations, so gems with a job to interact with others.

Arms and legs are muscles, so strength and fortitude and resilience.

Noses represent confidence or pride - almost arrogance, going off the “looking down your nose at someone” saying.

The eye is vision, so those able to see the bigger picture and act accordingly, or intuitive.

I feel like I am missing some, but oh well. I doubt it’s relevant, just some rambles of a goofy teenager….