My 5 year old brother and I were talking about cosplay and I asked him if he wanted me to make him a Steven shirt so he could dress up too. He replied with “but I want to dress up like Pearl because she’s my favourite and I have blue eyes like her”
I created Ben & Jerry’s flavors for Steven Universe characters.
(And yes, I’m Jasiono on Reddit.)
Rose Quartz: “By Any Other Name” A rose water sorbet. Light, elegant, simple, and clean.
Garnet: “Made of Love” Plum flavored ice cream with frozen bits of blueberry and cherry.
Amethyst: “Bigger, Better, Badder” A gallon of rocky road ice cream (I swallowed a rock) with swirls of cinnamon (Fire Salts)
Pearl: A documentary on Ben and Jerry’s. (She don’t eat)
Steven: “If every pint were perfect…” When one vat of ice cream finishes, and another one starts, the mix of the two is put into a single mystery flavor container.
Greg: “Cosmic Train” Cotton Candy pink and blue ice cream with dark chocolate chunks, rice crispy treat bites, and looks like a nebula when eaten.
Stevonnie: “A Good Experience“ Chocolate Vanilla swirl with donut chunks, swirls of glaze, and pop rock sprinkled inside. Now Go! Have! Fun!
Sadie: “Because She Cares” Peanut butter ice cream, veins of jam, and sugar cookie dough pieces
Sour Cream: “Neon Treat” Vanilla bean with swirls of brightly colored fruit flavors.
Buck Dewey: “Caprese” Vanilla ice cream with strawberry and mint. Red, white and green! (For those who don’t know, a Caprese Salad, which he orders in Shirt Club, is a Tomato, Mozzarella, and Basil salad)
Jenny: “The Evil Twin” German dark chocolate ice cream with black cherries within. Sinful.
Lapis Lazuli: Steven Colbert’s “Americone Dream.” You can taste the freedom.
Peridot: A Root Beer Float with Mountain Dew instead.
Jasper: A container of Morton’s Salt. (Also known as “The Woolie Madden)
Onion: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Onion Beach City wgah'nagl fhtagn“ Oh god, please, no more. I’m sorry. I’ll get you their souls. I promise. Please, just free me from this torment.