HUCK, I PROMISED YOU HEADCANONS. IM GIVING YOU HEADCANONS.
OK SO LETS BE REAL HONEST HERE AND SAY THAT THESE TWO DORKS WOULD GO ON A FREAKING DISNEY CRUISE BECAUSE YES. PRETTY MUCH IT WAS ALL CLEARS IDEA AND NOIZ JUST GOES WITH IT BECAUSE OK ITS HIS BAE AND HE WILL BUY THE MOON AND SUN FOR HIS LIL ROBOT.
BUT NOIZ IS A DUMBASS AND DOESN’T REALIZE THAT CRUISES ARE ON WATER. LIKE IN THE OCEAN. WITH NO LAND. JUST WATER (i also have a headcanon that Noiz is affraid of water cause he was never taught how to swim omfg). HE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE AN EVENT ON THE BOAT AND THEN SUDDENLY TOOT TOOOOOOT BOAT IS TAKING OFF.
OF COURSE HE DOESNT WANT TO UPSET LIL BB CLEAR SO HE DOESNT SAY ANYTHING AND TOUGHS IT OUT. BUT THEN CLEAR WANTS TO DO THE TITANIC THING AT THE NOSE OF THE SHIP BECAUSE BOYFRIENNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDS. LITERALLY NOIZ IS FLIPPIN OUT INTERNALLY AS HES CONSTANTLY SEARCHING FOR THE NEAREST LANDMASS IN SIGHT….
I care about KouAo soooo much! Maybe for his birthday Aoba tells Koujaku to come find him at a place they both hang out at a lot, so Koujak looks at restaurants and places they frequent while Aoba goes to his hairsalon and sets up a big party with the help of Koujaku's team. Finally, after wandering around places that have lots of memories Koujaku figures it out that Aoba's at his work! Koujaku is so touched to see everyone he loves and gives Aoba a big smooch right on the face.
*SLOWLY FALLS TO THE FLOOR* THIS…. THIS IS VERY VERY CUTE YES. YES SO CUTE.
HE’S LIKE WALKING AROUND ALL DAY AND HE PASSES BY LIKE, WHERE THEY HAD THEIR FIRST REAL DATE, AND WHERE THEY GO OUT TO LUNCH DURING THE WEEK, HE EVEN TRIED TO GO VISIT MIZUKI AT HIS BAR BUT HE’S NOT THERE?? omg and his work would seriously be like the last place he would go to just cause he’s a dork and wouldnt even consider it.
hngngngnggn just thinking of his face lighting up as he sees all of his friends there together because of him. of course he get’s super emotional too because this is his family and he just loves them all so much. Like, on the outside they all look like tough Rib guys or whatever but theyre all just really happy and caring guys and of course they all just adore koujaku.
Omg and Aoba of course wouldn’t want to make this about him or whatever so he tries to stick to the back of the room and let everyone enjoy/celebrate koujaku. We know Koujaku though. He won’t have any of that. As soon as he realizes what’s going on with this whole party he knows that it’s Aoba that set it all up in the firs place and makes a bee line to him. Once they come have to face, Aoba just smiles up at him and says “Happy Birthday, Kou. We love you so much”
AND KOUJAK. HE WOULD JUST BE LIKE 20000% DONE AND JUST PICK HIM UP AND GIVE HIM A BIG SMOOCH. The whole Beni Shigire team would be like whistling and hooting in the background watching, cheering them on and everything. Aoba would be completely embarrassed and try to get Koujaku to put him down but by that point Koujak would be like “Aoba, I’m the birthday boy, you have to do as I say” and would give him another little peck before setting him back down and hugging him.