a) You’re either THE loudest person in the room, constantly starting arguments and planning the next party
b) You’re playing scrabble and silently or quietly passing shade on the people surrounding you, or you’re home happy to be the fuck away from people.
Taurus: a) You’re either the most caring loving devoted person, whose laughter sounds like sunlight
b) You’re a mean bitch who loves to gossip about literally every single person that existed.
Gemini: You’re either witty and intelligent, with sparkling charm that you bestow upon all your besotted admirers
b) You’re a broody moody sad fuck who will stab you in the back to save themself or just because :))))
Leo: You’re either the most fun person in the room, with childlike wonderment about the world
b) You’re a smug chill cheschire cat who got the cream and is eating it ;)
Virgo: You’re either sitting there quietly observing your surroudings only stopping to add occasional witty one liners
b) You’re the LIFE of the party, wait no; You ARE the party. Shots? You’re pouring them! Breaking and Entering into a locked basement party, you’re the mastermind. You’re a funny sign Virgo.
Libra: You’re either dressing all your friends up in your clothes and sharing all your makeup with them because you’re a kind generous soul, while also debating moral issues
You’re a snobby mean person whose nose is so upturned you may as well be Cindy Lou Who ;P
Scorpio: You’re either sitting there encouraging and chanting on the squad doing drugs and alcohol, talking about the world as if you’ve learnt every crevice and cranny
You’re not saying a thing. You’re not even there. No one sees you, yet you see all.
Saggitarius: You’re either lighting up the bonfire and handing out smore sticks and playing the guitar for all your groupies
You’re smashing literally every person at Cards against Humanity. Yes, you are the funniest person in the room. Don’t let it go to your head, oh wait. It already did.
Capricorn: You’re either the Mother Hen, helping drunk and disorderlies to bed, you ARE Nurse Joy; Everyone comes to you for advice. There is nothing you don’t have in your handbag.
You’re a cynical ass who is shade AF, the literal opposite from you’re other sort of capricorn, you need ALL the help. You’ll smash those pregame drinks and drugs early and spend the night being comforted as you lay in your own vomit :)))
Aquarius: You’re likely drawing the party, rolling creative joints and encouraging everyone to jump off the roof. You’re a wild child Aqua.
You’re at home knitting. No inbetween.