Ever After Sentence Starters

“Anyone is better than ___!”

“I shall simply deny you the crown… and live forever!”

“You can have anything you can carry.”

“Then I shall just have to make you wings.”
“I don’t believe you’ve met my (husband/wife/significant other).”

“All I ask, your majesty, is that you show _ the same courtesy they have shown me.”

“Of course not _, I’m only here for the food.”

“How dare you speak to me like that, I am of noble blood!”

“Royalty or not, I can still whip you.”

“You, _, are supposed to be charming.”

“We are supposed to live happily ever after.”

“By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale.”

“While they lived happily ever after, the point, _, is that they lived.”

“You can have me for twenty gold francs.”

“A servant is not a thief, your Highness, and those who are cannot help themselves.”

“What else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?”

“Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?”

“Why do you like to irritate me so?”

“Why do you rise to the occasion?”

“Live each day with this kind of passion.”

“You cannot leave everything to fate, _. She’s got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.”

“Boy or girl, I can still whip you!”

“I kneel before you not as a prince(ss), but as a man/woman in love…”

“Yes! I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!”

“Your aim would suggest otherwise.”

“A bird may love a fish, _, but where will they live?”

“I have been born to privilege, and with that comes specific obligations.”

“Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.”

“How dare you turn on me, you little ingrate?”

“Darling, I should hate to think you had anything to do with this.”

“I could no sooner choose a favorite star in the heavens.”

“You have more conviction in one memory than I have… in my entire being.”

“You swim alone, climb rocks, rescue servants, is there anything you don’t do?”

“Yes, and I’m the bastard child of a peasant. What does that have to do with anything?”

“All right… Who are you… and what have you done with my _?”

“I know that a life without love is no life at all.”

“And love without trust? What of that?”

“I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother’s dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!”

“It is your mouth that has me hypnotized.”

“Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?”

“Am I to understand that you find me… arrogant?”

“Well, you gave one man back his life, but did you even glance at the others?”

“Darling, nothing is final ‘til you’re dead, and even then, I’m sure God negotiates.”

“What bothers you more, _? That I am common, or that I am competition?”

“Why did you have to be so wonderful?”

“It belongs to a peasant, Your Highness, who only pretended to be a courtier to save a man’s life.”

“I have not slept for fear I would wake to find all this a dream.”

“How could I have been so blind? There I was, pouring my royal heart out to them, and there were simply trying to bid me farewell!”

“It is a strong person who can keep their wits about them, with you trying to steal their heart.”

“Yes, and what a clumsy thief I turned out to be.”

“[sarcastically] Oh, well why don’t I just pull the carriage while I’m at it?”

“The prince(ss) suffers from an arranged marriage, _, among other things…”

“Why don’t you sleep with the pigs, cindersoot, if you insist on smelling like one.”

“Nobody will be looking at your feet.”

“Do not speak unless you can improve the silence.”

“I shall leave walking on water to the Son of God. Fortunately I tripped over an angel.”

“My father was an excellent swordsman, _. He taught me well. Now hand me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel to nose.”

“I fear, _, that you are a walking contradiction, and I find that rather fascinating.”

“You have everything, and still the world holds no joy; and yet you insist on making fun of those who would see it for its possibilities.”

“Like hell you are! You’re just the same as me, a big NOBODY!”

“And I thought I had problems.”

“When you’re as old as I am, son, now is all you’ve got.”

“Forgive me, _, but marriage to a complete stranger never made anyone in this room very happy.”

“I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.”