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Chili can’t dance. As in, he can’t dance with a partner; he has a tendency to step on feet or make too broad of gestures.

Luckily, it’s never been too big of a problem for him, because it’s not like he regularly takes any of his dates dancing… but shortly after he begins seeing Burgundy, she invites him to accompany her for some obscure relative’s wedding, because she doesn’t want her family to bother her about not having a boyfriend.

He and Burgundy have only been on a couple of dates by then, and this makes him surprisingly nervous, because he kind of likes her (a lot) and doesn’t want to make a fool of himself in front of her (and her family).

So who does he go to? The Dancing Connoisseur Cilan, of course.

Cilan, of course, is happy to assist – and he enlists Iris (who only begrudingly agrees to help) to be Chili’s partner, so Cilan can teach them both. Bad idea. They’re both completely useless together.

This results in Cilan and Chili dancing together, and Cress and Iris giggling off to the side.

But it’s worth it, because at least Chili manages to impress Burgundy at the wedding.

Pokémon Gym Leader asks!
  • Brock: Is it best to be admired and respected?
  • Misty: Do you enjoy swimming?
  • Lt. Surge: Is there someone who has stuck by you in hard times?
  • Erika: Do you think you follow the ideals of 'tradutional' beauty?
  • Koga: Do you prefer to keep out of the spotlight?
  • Sabrina: Do you believe in psychic phenomena?
  • Blaine: Do you enjoy riddles?
  • Giovanni: Have you ever done something people would find negative?
  • Falkner: Would you ever like to fly?
  • Bugsy: How do you feel about insects?
  • Whitney: Do you sometimes overreact?
  • Morty: Do you believe in ghosts?
  • Chuck: When your focused, do you sometimes block out your surroundings?
  • Jasmine: Would you stop everything if someone you cared for was hurt?
  • Pryce: Do you want to do what you enjoy for years and pass on your knowledge?
  • Clair: Do you consider yourself a proud individual?
  • Roxanne: Do you like teaching others what you know?
  • Brawly: Do you follow trends?
  • Watson: Are you always looking for ways to improve your/somebody else's life?
  • Flannery: Have you ever felt like you could
  • Norman: Would you like to become a parent?
  • Winona: Do you find yourself in sync with nature?
  • Tate and Liza: Is there someone you always have by your side?
  • Wallace: How important is history to you?
  • Roark: Do you like looking for things
  • Gardenia: Do you enjoy exploring even if you feel scared of what could be there?
  • Maylene: Has anyone ever underestimated you based on how you look?
  • Crasher Wake: Are you softer than you look?
  • Fantina: Do you feel comfortable performing/being onstage in front of others?
  • Byron: Have you ever treated someone in a way you've regretted?
  • Candice: Is friendship important to you?
  • Volkner: Do you crave new challenges?
  • Cilan/Chili/Cress: How adaptable are you to situations?
  • Lenora: Do you like going to museums?
  • Burgh: Do you think of yourself as an artist?
  • Elesa: Does your look/persona change often?
  • Clay: Would you climb mountains?
  • Skyla: Do you like travelling via airplane?
  • Brycen: Favourite movie?
  • Drayden: Do you see yourself as a leader?
  • Iris: How far up would you like to go in your goals?
  • Cheren: Have you ever remained friends with anyone from your childhood?
  • Roxie: Favourite music genre?
  • Marlon: Do you see yourself as laid-back?
  • Viola: How confident are you with cameras, both using and posing?
  • Grant: Are you a sporty person?
  • Korrina: Do you strive for your ultimate potential at all times?
  • Ramos: Do you hold onto items of emotional value to you?
  • Clemont: Do you often invent new ways to solve a problem?
  • Valerie: How do you feel about fashion?
  • Olympia: Do you think your future can be changed or is it set?
  • Wulfric: Do you care deeply for others?

List of full character names I use:

  • Ash Ketchum
  • Misty Waterflower
  • Brock Harrison
  • Garrett Jonathon Oak
  • Leaf Greene
  • Richard Jayne
  • May Maple
  • Max Maple
  • Andrew Hayden
  • Solidad Natochenny
  • Harley Rannells
  • Dawn Berlitz
  • Barold Pearl
  • Kenneth Hudson
  • Zoey Williams
  • Paul Rebolledo
  • Reginald Rebolledo
  • Ursula Schoenberg
  • Conway Regan
  • Iris Ajagara
  • Cilan Griffith
  • Chili Griffith
  • Cress Griffith
  • Trip McGonnigal
  • Georgia Hamilton
  • Burgundy Myers
  • Stephan Dunstan
  • Bianca Schroeder
  • Serena Paschall
  • Clemont Liscio
  • Bonnie Liscio
  • Chili: Ayyyyyyyy Cilan. Cilan. Cress and I are going out tonight. You're gonna have the gym all to yourself. You should invite Iris over. You and Iris together. Alone. In the gym.
  • Cilan: ...
  • Chili: This big ol' gym, all to yourselves. Where no one can hear you.
  • Cilan: ...
  • Chili: You can even have a nice dinner together. Alone. No one can hear you talking--that is, if you do any talking at all.
  • Cilan: Chili.
  • Chili: If you're still hungry after dinner, well, I'm sure Iris would love to have you eat something else. In this gym, where you're alone, and no one can hear you.
  • Cilan: Chili, no.
  • Chili: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy B)