cia mind control

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At long last, here’s my newest urban legend/conspiracy theory zine, Polybius!  The Polybius cabinet is a (supposedly) real arcade game/theorized mind control device that appeared briefly in 1981, wreaked havoc and then quickly disappeared.  

I am planning on keeping these conspiracy zines going, so if you guys have a subject you’d like to see discussed in one of these little books in the future feel free to leave me a suggestion!

Did you miss the first zine in the series?  Click here to read all about the Dyatlov Pass Incident!

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PROJECT MKULTRA

American government agencies were created to protect citizens nationwide from threats, external and internal. 

But what happens when said government agencies turn the people it protects into guinea pigs for unethical, illegal experimentation? Enter MKUltra.

Project MKUltra (also known as MKNaomi, MKSearch, and MKDelta) was started by the Central Intelligence Agency in April of 1953. Born out of precursor experiments such as Operation Paperclip (which recruited former Nazi scientists knowledgeable in torture and brainwashing), and Project Artichoke, which studied mind control, MKUltra’s purpose was to create mind controlling drugs to use against the Soviet bloc. Feeling pressured by rumors of mind control drugs being used by the USSR, China, and North Korea, the CIA worked to develop their own drugs to use on captives, and possibly foreign leaders. In a 1955 MKUltra document, agents compiled a list of drugs they wanted to create and utilize, including:

  1. Substances which will promote illogical thinking and impulsiveness to the point where the recipient would be discredited in public.
  2. Substances which increase the efficiency of mentation and perception.
  3. Materials which will cause the victim to age faster/slower in maturity.
  4. Materials which will promote the intoxicating effect of alcohol.
  5. Materials which will produce the signs and symptoms of recognized diseases in a reversible way so that they may be used for malingering, etc.
  6. Materials which will cause temporary/permanent brain damage and loss of memory.
  7. Substances which will enhance the ability of individuals to withstand privation, torture and coercion during interrogation and so-called “brain-washing”.
  8. Materials and physical methods which will produce amnesia for events preceding and during their use.
  9. Physical methods of producing shock and confusion over extended periods of time and capable of surreptitious use.
  10. Substances which produce physical disablement such as paralysis of the legs, acute anemia, etc.
  11. Substances which will produce a chemical that can cause blisters.
  12. Substances which alter personality structure in such a way that the tendency of the recipient to become dependent upon another person is enhanced.
  13. A material which will cause mental confusion of such a type that the individual under its influence will find it difficult to maintain a fabrication under questioning.
  14. Substances which will lower the ambition and general working efficiency of men when administered in undetectable amounts.
  15. Substances which promote weakness or distortion of the eyesight or hearing faculties, preferably without permanent effects.
  16. A knockout pill which can surreptitiously be administered in drinks, food, cigarettes, as an aerosol, etc., which will be safe to use, provide a maximum of amnesia, and be suitable for use by agent types on an ad hoc basis.
  17. A material which can be surreptitiously administered by the above routes and which in very small amounts will make it impossible for a person to perform physical activity.

Many subjects were tested upon without their knowledge or consent throughout the project, which lasted from 1953 until its official termination in 1973. Documents suggest that “chemical, biological and radiological” means were investigated for the purpose of mind control as part of MKUltra, including LSD, a barbiturate/amphetamine cocktail, heroin, morphine, MDMA (ecstasy), mescaline, marijuana, alcohol, and sodium pentothol, Non-drug methods employed included hypnosis, and a study in bio-electrical signals. 

The CIA focused on LSD as a possible mind control serum. Near the beginning of the project, LSD was administered to mental patients, prisoners, prostitutes, and drug addicts. As one operative put it, those experimented on were “people who could not fight back.” Subjects were unknowingly given LSD, and then coerced into giving out information. After a while, agents began drugging military personnel, other CIA employees, medical doctors, other government agents, and the general public in order to study their reactions. This experimentation was in direct violation of the Nuremberg Codes set up after WWII, which the US agreed to follow.  Adverse reactions often occurred, for example an operative who had received the drug in his morning coffee, became psychotic and ran across Washington, seeing a monster in every car that passed him. Incidents like that reaffirmed that LSD is a dangerous weapon but that only made them more enthusiastic. The experiments continued even after Dr. Frank Olson, an army scientist who had not taken LSD before, went into deep depression after a surprise trip and later fell from a thirteenth story window (it is unclear whether he committed suicide or was murdered before being thrown out of the window).

Regardless of these less than desirable results and circumstances, Project MKUltra expanded in 1963 with the recruitment of Canadian psychologist Donald Ewen Cameron. Dr. Cameron commuted from Albany New York into Montreal every week in order to conduct MKUltra experiments.

After the events of Watergate in 1973, CIA Director Richard Helms ordered the destruction of all MKUltra documents. Some 20,000 documents survived Helms’ purge due to incorrect filing. These files were released after a Freedom of Information Act request was filed. This subsequently led to a Congressional Hearing in 1977 on the sensitive on questionably ethical project.

President Gerald Ford in 1976 issued the first Executive Order on Intelligence Activities which, among other things, prohibited “experimentation with drugs on human subjects, except with the informed consent, in writing and witnessed by a disinterested party, of each such human subject” and in accordance with the guidelines issued by the National Commission. Subsequent orders by Presidents Carter and Reagan expanded the directive to apply to any human experimentation.

I love muse but all their songs are like “ooohhhoooooohhh the revoluuution will not be televisssed oooooOOO i am a machine we’re all maaaaaaaachiiiiiineeessss ooo resistttt ((Project MKUltra – sometimes referred to as the CIA’s mind control program – is the code name given to a program of experiments on human subjects, at times illegal, designed and undertaken by the United States Central Intelligence Agency.[1] Experiments on humans were intended to identify and develop drugs and procedures to be used in interrogations and torture, in order to weaken the individual to force confessions through mind control. Organized through the Scientific Intelligence Division of the CIA, the project coordinated with the Special Operations Division of the U.S. Army's Chemical Corps.[2])) ooooooooooh YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *GUITAR AND SYNTH* 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

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From that chapter of behold a pale horse

Chapter Twelve  The Secret Government  • 225

“For many years the Secret Government has been importing drugs and
selling them to the people, mainly the poor and minorities. Social welfare
programs were put into place to create a dependent, nonworking element
in our society. The government then began to remove these programs to
force people into a criminal class that did not exist in the ‘50s and '60s.
The government encouraged the manufacture and importation of
military firearms for the criminals to use. This is intended to foster a
feeling of insecurity, which would lead the American people to voluntarily disarm themselves by passing laws against firearms.
Using drugs and hypnosis on mental patients in a process called Orion, the CIA inculcated the desire in these people to open fire on schoolyards and thus inflame the antigun lobby. This plan is well under way, and so far is working perfectly. The middle class is begging the government to do away with the 2nd
amendment.
Author’s Note: I have found that these events have indeed happened all over
the country. In every instance that I have investigated — the incident at the
women’s school in Canada, the shopping center incident in Canada, the Stock-
ton, California, massacre, and the murder of Rabbi Meir Kahane — the
shooters were all ex-mental patients or were current mental patients who were
ALL ON THE DRUG PROZAC! This drug, when taken in certain doses,
increases the serotonin level in the patient, causing extreme violence. Couple
that with a posthypnotic suggestion or control through an electronic brain
implant or microwave or E.L.F. intrusion and you get mass murder, ending in
every case with the suicide of the perpetrator. Exhume the bodies of the
murderers and check for a brain implant. I think you are going to be surprised.
In every case the name of the murderer'sdoctor or mental treatment facility
has been withheld. I believe we will be able to establish intelligence-com-
munity connections and/or connections to known CIA experimental mind-
control programs when we finally discover who these doctors of death really
are.
Due to the wave of crime sweeping the nation, the media will convince
the American people that a state of anarchy exists within the major cities.

They are now building their case almost nightly on TV and daily in the
newspapers.
When public opinion has been won to this idea, they intend
to state that a terrorist group armed with a nuclear weapon has entered the
United States and that they plan to detonate this device in one of our cities.
(This is now being set up by the crisis in the Middle East.) The Government
will then suspend the Constitution and declare martial law. 

The media — radio, TV, newspapers, and computer networks — will
be nationalized and seized. Anyone who resists will be taken or killed.
This entire operation was rehearsed by the government and military in
1984 under the code name REX-84A and it went off without a hitch. When
these events have transpired, the SECRET GOVERNMENT takeover will be complete. Your freedom will never be returned and you will live in slavery for the remainder of your life. You had better wake up and you had better do it now!”

“I must warn you, however, that I have found evidence that the secret
societies were planning as far back as 1917 to invent an artificial threat from
outer space in order to bring humanity together in a one-world govern-
ment which they call the New World Order. I am still searching for the
truth. I firmly believe that this book is closer to that truth than anything
ever previously written.
I attempted to leak information to a reporter after my discharge. I was
forced off a cliff by a black limo in the hills of Oakland. Two men got out
and climbed down to where I lay covered in blood. One bent down and felt
for my carotid pulse. The other asked if I was dead. The nearest man said,
“No, but he will be.” The other replied, “Good, then we don’t have to do
anything else.” They climbed up and drove off. I succeeded in climbing
up the bank where I waited until found.”

My comments on this:

Firstly, William Cooper also predicted 911.

Cooper made these predictions before 1991, he was killed by police in 2001. Though some of his predictions are a little off in my opinion, he clearly had some knowledge in order to know this much back then. I think perhaps he reached in tying some things together.

He predicts drugged individuals will become shooters, but it seems that our goverment is hiring mercenaries, and using elf harassment to drive some people to do these things (florida state U shooter, navy yard shooter, miriam carey – they all reported electronic harassment before going full retard).

As for his prediction for martial law and increased control over the citizens, its going to take that to force them into accepting agenda 21 (now called the 2030 agenda by world governments, and it IS the new world order), so even if he isn’t correct in exactly how its going to go down, I believe that he is right in that it is going to happen one way or another.

He talks a bit about a staged alien invasion which I thought was a silly idea at first, but then I saw a few videos that prove the technology exists; there is also a lot of talk from world leaders about potential alien life. The former canadian defense minister came out and said the government is concealing the knowledge of alien life, the russian government has threatened to disclose it, and nasa has been vaguely hinting at the potential for alien life. The plot to stage an alien invasion is called Project Bluebeam, for those who want to google it. I don’t know if the government will really attempt something that crazy, however its an interesting idea.

MK ULTRA

Namesake: MK Ultra by Muse (based on the CIA Mind Control Program of the same name)

Appearance: MK Ultra has an appearance similar to King Crimson, with a check like pattern across its body. However, it has no discernible facial features and is colored black and white instead of red and gold. His most prominent feature is the addition of long, syringe like appendages where its fingers would be.

Destructive Power: C

Speed: B

Range: A (Target Control Range)/ C (Physical Interaction Range)

Precision: A

Durability: C

Potential: C

Ability: MK Ultra has the ability of through the injection of the strange liquid in its syringe like fingers. If a target is stabbed by these syringes, the stand can inject the substance into them. When they are injected, at the sight of the puncture a command phrase will appear. This command phrase can be used by the user to control the target, effectively making them a sleeper cell. Once they are under the users control, they can be activated by the user at any time as long as the controlled person hears their command phrase. 

Depending on the strength of the targets mind, more serum may need to be administered. Generally, non stand users are easier to control that users, based on the strength of their mind and spirit, however depending on how much serum is injected, even the strongest stand users can be controlled.

It is possible however to bring someone out of the stands control. If someone learns the controlled persons command phrase,which they can find somewhere on the affected persons body, they can speak the words in reverse order to release them.

While it is fast, as a stealth stand it lacks power and durability, instead relying on the people it controls to deal damage for it, while the user and the stand are in hiding.

The noises it emits are similar to the sound of if an electric current spoke.

Theory: The Fiddles Pamphlet, Part 2

Part 2: “A Young But Brilliant Mechanic”

Welcome to Part Two of the Fiddles Pamphlet, a three part series about the secret life and times of Fiddleford Mcgucket.

If you haven’t already, read Part One here, where we establish Fiddleford’s expertise in electronics, mechanical engineering, robotics, neurotechnology and electromagnetic physics, as well as his role in the creation of the Reagan Administration’s mind-control tie.

In Part Two of this theory, I’ll be investigating a few questions about our favorite Arkansas cinnamon (sinnamon?) roll such as:

  • Why did Fiddleford mention having a “retirement party?”
  • Why might the government have hired this team of scientists in the woods to make a mind-control tie for the Reagan Administration?
  • What else was Fiddleford working on before he came to Gravity Falls?

For those of you who remember the early interactions with Old Man McGucket, prior to the bomb being dropped on his identity as Fiddleford Hadron McGucket, assistant to travelling researcher Stanford Pines, you might remember the first real conversation the younger twins had with him, as he sat in the cabin of the Gobblewonker robot.

We learn a couple things about Fiddleford, including the loss of the respect of his son, and how he reacted when his wife left him. We also learn thusly that Fidds is a bit of a saltlord.

When his wife left him, he reacted by creating a “homicidal pterodactyl-tron” which attacked innocent bystanders. And when his pal Ernie didn’t show up at Fiddleford’s retirement party, he created a Shamebot to—

Wait.

Retirement party?

When would Fiddleford had retired? He couldn’t have been much older than Stanford when he was called to Gravity Falls. In fact, seeing as Ford refers to him as “a young but brilliant mechanic” we might even be able to infer that Fiddleford was a bit younger than Stanford. But that doesn’t make much sense.

Around 1981, Fiddleford stopped being Ford’s assistant after only one year of assisting him with his research, and then drove himself completely insane within 618 days of first testing the Memory Gun. He spent the next 30 years living in the Gravity Falls dump. There isn’t a time window where he could have retired between creating the memory gun and meeting Dipper and Mabel in the Gobblewonker.

Meaning it must have happened before then.

If there’s no way for Fiddleford to have retired that late in his life, he must have retired early. Very early. He was, after all, a brilliant mechanic. And judging by his beautiful house in Palo Alto, where he was leisurely spending his time creating personal computers between strums of the banjo with bottles of moonshine in the background, it isn’t so out-of-the-blue to imagine Fiddleford having already made it big at this point, enjoying retirement before 30.

Originally posted by dorkybipper

If Fiddleford had already made a big enough splash in his scientific fields of study that he was able to retire at such a young age, it’s no wonder the masters of the Reagan Administration would seek him and Ford out to create the mind-control tie, an incredible show of his neurotechnological prowess.

So we can assume that Fiddleford retired early, and that he had made a large-enough splash in the field of neurotech beforehand that the Reagan Administration took notice and would commission him (and eventually, Ford) to invent the tie. So what exactly was his contribution to electronics, mechanical engineering and neurotechnology that led to such an early retirement?

Well, let’s see what we can infer from the era.

Assuming Fiddleford retired within 5 years prior to Stanford calling him, we can assume he made some huge discovery/contribution to science between 1975 and 1980, which would gather the attention of political entities. Below are two possibilities:

  • Advancements in computed tomography technology (CT) scans and magnetic resonance imaging (MRIs) were made throughout the 1970s, which use x-ray and magnetic waves to digitally create computer-processed images for medical purposes. This sounds right up Fiddleford’s alley, combining most of his skills into a huge leap in medical technology that probably could have kept him financed for the rest of his life.
  • We might also be able to place Fiddleford as a scientist with MKUltra, the CIA-run mind-control experiment which included the hopeful outcome of a Manchurian Candidate (sound familiar?) by which government entities could control a puppet politician. If Fidds had worked on MKUltra or a similar CIA-run program, it would certainly explain a large enough payout for him to retire in his 20s, as well as a way for the government to already have his information on file. However, Project MKUltra was ended in 1973 (probably) and thus would probably have still been running while Fiddleford was still in university with Stanford (assuming the graduated around the same time). Not to say that this possibility is impossible, as Fiddleford could have worked on it in college, but it’s definitely a bit of a stretch.

Now, which of these advancements would have financed Fiddleford’s retirement? I’ll leave that up to you to decide. Did Fidds get his fortune from the invention of life-saving imagery-processing technology? Or was he a mad scientist in an evil government-run experiment? Your guess is as good as mine.

As for Ernie not showing up to Fiddleford’s retirement party, the guy was probably jealous. After all, Fiddleford was fresh out of college and already had a fortune under his belt. I’d be pretty salty as well. That, or Ernie was a jerk. (Screw you, Ernie!)

So, we now have a solid explanation for Fiddleford having a retirement party, some more information on his background, and a reason for the U.S. government to keep him in its sights long enough to consider him when the Reagan Administration came to power.

Next time on The Fiddles Pamphlet, we answer these questions:

  • What is up with that stripe in Fiddleford’s hair? Is it a natural highlight? Early aging? A dyed streak leftover from his hippie days? Or something much more sinister….
  • How long did Fiddleford spend working on his memory gun blueprints?
  • What else might Fiddleford want to erase from his mind?

Stay tuned for Part 3, the final installment in this multi-part theory!

Everyone ships it so no one questions it.
  • Cia: I GOT IT! IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!
  • Volga: Have you formulated a strategy to take control of Hyrule?
  • Cia: What? Who cares about that, I just thought up a brilliant plan to make Link love me!
  • Volga: ....Why am I working for you again?
  • Cia: Mind control.
  • Volga: Son of a-...
  • Cia: So here's what I want you to do. Take this love potion and-
  • Volga: Give it to Link?
  • Cia: What? NO! Of course not! That would be stupid!
  • Volga: Uh....
  • Cia: You're giving the love potion to Zelda.
  • Volga: And I'm.... making her fall in love with Link?
  • Cia: YOU IDIOT, OF COURSE NOT! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
  • Cia: OBVIOUSLY you're going to make Zelda fall in love with Impa.
  • Volga: .....What?
  • Cia: It's genius, isn't it? If Zelda is already taken then Link has no choice but to come to me!
  • Volga: Isn't Link surrounded by females though?
  • Cia: I'm pretty sure I'm going to win when the only other options are a fish, a sword, a child and a furry.
  • Volga: What about Lana though?
  • Cia: Don't worry about it. I called dibs on Link first, Lana can't do a thing about it now.
  • Volga: ...........
  • Cia: Anyway, take the love potion and makes sure Zelda drinks it. Spike her food with it, pour it down her throat, I don't care. Just make sure she drinks the damn potion.
  • Volga: But wouldn't it be less risky if you just had Link drink the love potion and make him fall in love with you?
  • Cia: Don't be stupid, that makes no sense whatsoever.
  • Volga: ..........
  • Volga: What about mind control magic then?
  • Cia: Oh please, you should know of weak my mind control is.
  • Wizzro: BACKSTAB!
  • Cia: ((Smacks Wizzro with her staff without even looking))
  • Volga: ...........
  • 
  • 
  • Volga: I'm back.
  • Cia: How did it go? Did you use the love potion to make Zelda fall in love with Impa?
  • Volga: I didn't use the love potion.
  • Cia: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE POINT OF YOUR MISSION!
  • Volga: As it turns out, there wasn't any need for a love potion anyway.

“In 1953, Allen Dulles, then director of the USA Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), named Dr Sidney Gottlieb to direct the CIA’s MKULTRA programme, which included experiments conducted by psychiatrists to create amnesia, new dissociated identities, new memories, and responses to hypnotic access codes. In 1972, then-CIA director Richard Helms and Gottlieb ordered the destruction of all MKULTRA records. A clerical error spared seven boxes, containing 1738 documents, over 17,000 pages. This archive was declassified through a Freedom of Information Act Request in 1977, though the names of most people, universities, and hospitals are redacted. The CIA assigned each document a number preceded by “MORI”, for “Managament of Officially Released Information”, the CIA’s automated electronic system at the time of document release. …The United States Senate held a hearing exposing the abuses of MKULTRA, entitled “Project MKULTRA, the CIA’s program of research into behavioral modification” (1977).”
― Orit Badouk Epstein, Ritual Abuse and Mind Control: The Manipulation of Attachment Needs

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Not to go all Dick Gregory but this Christian Taylor thing ain’t adding up it seems something else is a foot.Like some type of MK Ultra mind control.It appears that the young man was aware that there are wolves(police) waiting for any chance to devour sheep. Shit I let my boys that white kids can get away with being rambunctious teens and live. We ain’t playing russia roulette with wolves out there be they Black or white with badges. Yes we can say he was unarmed, I ask when has that ever mattered? They clearly letting you their goal is protection inanimated objects like cars.Cars lives matter but not Black lives.