church trap

Stan Marsh: And best of all, I wrote that all the Scientologists should no longer have to pay money to belong. 

Scientology President: What? 

Stan: I realize that to really be a church, we can’t charge people for help.

President: What are you, stupid?! Then how do we make money from those people?! 

Stan: …Well, it’s not about the money. It’s about the message, right?

President: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa! You don’t actually believe this crap, do you?? Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls?? E-meters and thetan levels?? Those people out there buy that crap, and I thought YOU were smart enough to see what was really going on! 

Stan: But you said that there were–

President: What’s better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you?!  Having them PAY you for it, stupid! 

Stan: But then, why me? Why do you need me to write something so badly?

President: Because if those people all think you’re the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, then they’ll all buy your new writings, and you and I together will make three million dollars! 

Stan: Three million dollars? 

President: That’s how the scam works! But this is a scam on a global scale! Do you fucking get me now?!

-”South Park”

This Isn’t Good

Title: This Isn’t Good (Persephone P6)
Summary: The continuation of my shameless AU trash of Y/N & Casifer. Working again with the boys and trying to trap Lucifer definitely backfires.
Words: 4,776

Prologue, Part 1, Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 7, Part 8 , Part 9Part 10Part 11

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ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW RONAN AND ADAM ARE BASICALLY DADS NOW LIKE

“stop eating random shit you find on the ground”

“*gently soothes her and selflessly gives her things they actually need for themselves*”

“u g h you’re such a brat *lowkey would carry her to the end of the earth*”

“*holds her hand and comforts her even when they’re scared too*”

“opal”

like idk if she’s more of a toddler or a dog but either way orphan girl/opal is literally their weird goat daughter and you just know they’ve already got a plan worked out for when adam goes to college and they’re both completely in love and committed and in it for the long haul and i love how their relationship managed to be subtle while still completely obliterating any reader ideas that adam may want to leave entirely or isn’t every bit as invested in ronan and the barns and his future there as he is in college and success and this is getting off topic the point is RONAN AND ADAM: ACCIDENTAL MAGIC TEEN DADS

DADDY SONG [future/beats/remix]

This remix of the “Take Me To Church” cover by Ed Sheeran is one of the most revolutionary future beats songs I’ve ever heard. This remix is original, new, and the production honestly doesn’t get much better than this from a new indie artist such as Nomero. In fact, this is his first ever song. I expect great things. Just listen to this two-step piece of work, Ed Sheeran’s voice over these beats leaves nothing to be desired…

Support Nomero: https://soundcloud.com/nomeromusic

Stay fresh off the press, kids.

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Im Not Gay No More [DJ Al Club Remix]

I made this for fun, not to offend. Couldn’t help it. Check it out!

It’ll be better if you saw the video before listening to this but enjoy!

If you havent heard part 2 yet go here!

I’m Not Gay No More Club Remix Pt. 2

https://soundcloud.com/deejay_al/im-not-gay-no-more-club-remix-pt-2-dj-al-x-mvntana-x-dj-dizzy-x-dj-los

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