church of doitsu

ATTENTION DOITSUISTS!!!!!!!!!!1 YOUR TAG HAS BEEN HIJACKED!!!!!!

YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE MERCY OF THE CHURCH OF IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONVERT OR DIE!!!!! IF NOT I WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL RECIEVE NO MERCY FROM ME!!! REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE DOITSUISM

REASONS WHY YOU CONVERT

  1. DOITSUISM WAS IN FACT CREATED BY THE ILLUMINATI!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILLUMINATI ARE VERY BAD PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT FOLLOW ILLIMINATI
  2. HIGH PRIEST PURSSIA IS A GAY BUTTHOLE AND LIKES TOUCHING CHILDREN INAPPAROPRIATELY
  3. GERMANY IS UGLY
  4. I AM HANDSOME YOUN BRITISH GENTLEMAN AND NO ONE CAN RESIST MY ACCENT
  5. GERMANYS ACCENT IS UGLY
  6. MINE IS NOT UGLY
  7. IGIRISISM IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE DOITS
  8. DOITSU IS OVERRATED
  9. GERMANY IS DUMB AND UGLY 

NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY EYEBROWS THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS