chunk no! captain chunk!

  • Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.
  • The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.
  • Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.
  • New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.
  • Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn't realize the importance of having friends.
  • Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I'm gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels...
  • State Champs: My girlfriend doesn't know a damn thing about me.
  • Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don't have a girlfriend? I'm gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where's the pizza?
  • Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.
  • All Time Low: I've lost track of how many girlfriends I've had in the past year, also I'm covered in bras for some reason.
  • Real Friends: My girlfriend didn't appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.
  • Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can't get a girlfriend.
  • Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.
  • Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.
  • Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn't last that long in bed.
  • Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what's the point?
  • Sum 41: I act as if I don't want a girlfriend, but I'm secretly very lonely and dislike being single.
  • The Wonder Years: I don't have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.
  • A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.
  • Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol.
  • What she said: "I'm fine."
  • What she really meant: "my favorite band was near me and I could've went but I didn't get tickets in time and plus they are so expensive and no one will go with me so now I'm at home watching videos of them thinking that I could have seen them preform this live but no really I'm fine I'm not crying what are you talking about and this isn't a run on sentence it's a Fall Out Boy title by Panic! At the Disco."
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~Pierce the veil
~Bring me the horizon
~Motionless in white
~Real Friends
~We are the in crowd
~Being as an ocean
~Bless the fall
~La dispute
~Acres
~As it is
~Neck deep
~All time low
~The Amity affliction
~The 1975
~The word alive
~Sleeping with sirens
~Crown the empire
~MGK
~Chunk! No, captain chunk!
~Joel Faviere
~Imagine dragons
~American authors
~Of mice and men
~Escape the fate
~Falling in reverse
~Fall out boy
~I see stars
~A day to remember
~Get scared
~We came as romans
~Macklemore

Man Overboard: I miss my girlfriend.

The Story So Far: I hate my girlfriend.

Neck Deep: I hate my girlfriend even more.

New Found Glory: I miss my girlfriend, but I love my friends.

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!: My girlfriend doesn’t realize the importance of having friends.

Motion City Soundtrack: I miss my girlfriend so I’m gonna self-medicate by drinking this bottle of Jack Daniels…

State Champs: My girlfriend doesn’t know a damn thing about me.

Four Year Strong: Who cares if I don’t have a girlfriend? I’m gonna rise up and prevail anyway, also where’s the pizza?

Green Day: I really fucking hate the government, so I dumped my girlfriend.

All Time Low: I’ve lost track of how many girlfriends I’ve had in the past year, also I’m covered in bras for some reason.

Real Friends: My girlfriend didn’t appreciate my sleepy eyes and bony knees, so she dumped me.

Saves The Day: I wrote a 600 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Say Anything: I wrote a 1200 word essay on why I can’t get a girlfriend.

Brand New: I wrote my masters thesis on why I miss my girlfriend and can never get over her.

Yellowcard: My girlfriend gave me PTSD.

Joyce Manor: My girlfriend left me because I didn’t last that long in bed.

Tigers Jaw: Man, fuck having a girlfriend, what’s the point?

Sum 41: I act as if I don’t want a girlfriend, but I’m secretly very lonely and dislike being single.

The Wonder Years: I don’t have a girlfriend, but I really hate my town.

A Day To Remember: I hate my girlfriend AND my town.

Blink-182: I fucked ur girlfriend in the ass, lol xD