chuckling irl

FFXV, in my experience so far -

First few chapters: casual AF, prolonged camping trip with the bros, making Iggy drive me everywhere, I want to ride my chocobo all day.

A couple chapters in: the addiction begins, bastard stole my car, I hate running.

Suddenly PLOT: the chocobo song is ruined, reaction buttons, can’t save, can’t quit.

Chapter 11: prolonged screaming.

HALLWAYS: screaming intensifies, evil chuckling for hours, perspiring IRL, rip this controller from my dead hands.