The GREATEST movie EVER (that could have starred Chuck Chester but didn’t and totally regrets it now) ~
The year is 1987.
Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. But martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice with their manager, Chuck Chester, mercilessly and meticulously planning their final frontal assault on the idol whoreshipping injustice of Hollywood itself.
When not chasing beach bunnies, filming soft-core karate inspired girl-on-girl porn, or hosting just-another-shirtless pancake cook-off, these self-styled synth masters can easily be caught dancing in their kimonos and lip-syncing their hit song “Against the Ninja.”
Their leader, Mark (Tae Kwon Do master and token-Asian) leads his mullet rocking mustache men of mystery from the bleached back-doors of the Castro to the sweaty chode of Hollywood Blvd, past the sexy underage boys of Miami Beach (without even looking), to stomp and chop and fist all of the dealers, bikers, and ninjas they can catch and tie up.
It won’t be long before AIDS is a distant memory and school children each have their OWN PERSONAL COMPUTER… thanks to the defeat of the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!
Chuck walks into a suit tailor’s shop in Saigon. “I want this one- all black,” and shows them the picture. “Sorry, sir. But we can t do a Clooney for less than 2 million dong.” “Well, how much is that in dollars?” #tailored #saigon #chuckchester #cleanedupchuck