chuck funny moments

Jenny: Chuck, you’re totally overreacting. I’m really fine.

Damien: Dude, the lady said she’s fine.

Chuck: Dude. I’m Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means. 

-Favorite Scene 3x10 Part 5: The Last Days of Disco Stick


Serena: We’ve witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.

Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other’s button and we’re going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.

Chuck: You know we’re way ahead of you.

Blair: Yeah. We’re in a truce.

Serena: Which is why we figured you wouldn’t have a problem making it official. A peace treaty. Based on more than just a handshake. 

-Favorite Scene 4x07 Part 1: War at the Roses

Dorota: Miss Blair, I defriend Mr. Chuck in Facebook and in life. But this is pretty romantic thing he’s doing. If not going means never having Chuck in your life again are you prepared to live like that?

Blair: Yes. But even if I’m not, if you let me go anywhere near 34th Street there won’t be a miracle but a massacre.

-Favorite Scene 3x22 Part 1: Last Tango, Then Paris


Chuck: I saved myself and I fought back. I don’t feel guilty but it doesn’t mean I’m not. Anyway, Bart made it clear, he owns Captain Donelly.

Blair: Can you help us get out of here? A nice deserted island with no extradition treaties. We don’t need money, we can, live off the land.

Jack: As much as I’d love to see you spear fishing in a coconut bikini, I uh, I had another thought. 

-Favorite Scene 6x10 Part 1: New York, I Love You XoXo

Blair: Thank you. Not only for the ride but for, you know, saving me.

Chuck: What was I supposed to do? You called.

Blair: Only because I couldn’t see my phone to dial 911. I still have you on speed dial. I just had to push down the one.

Chuck: The one, huh? 

-Favorite Scene 4x22 Part 2: The Wrong Goodbye

Blair: In a common connection. You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming. And burlesque. Find something that you and Reina both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.

Chuck: Open up and she’ll be forced to follow suit.

Blair: And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally and throw the carcass overboard.

Chuck: You really do have a gift. 

-Favorite Scene 4x14 Part 3: Panic Roommate