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THANK YOU FOR 500 FOLLOWERS

i can’t believe it!! aaaah!! 

a few of you have asked about a “get to know the writer” so hi, hello, here’s a few facts about me

  • my name is jane
  • i’m 18 in a week (!!!)
  • i like to think i’m pretty emo
  • #EdgyTeenagerWithPinkHairAndSideBangs
  • i live on the countryside of norway and i love it (even though it’s still snow outside, i live in the south-east so it’s not even the coldest part smh)
  • i love playing volleyball! i’m pretty decent, at least
  • i’ve been a (not very good) gymnast for 13 years, so i can do a split, which suprises most people because i’m v chubby
  • i watch way too much anime and youtube, specifically dan and phil, good mythical morning, kickthepj, jacksepticeye and k-pop music videos
  • if i have to pick a favorite mystic messenger character, it’s v or yoosung bc they are so soft and pure i still refuse to believe that they’re not secretly dominant af
  • i love languages and know quite a few! norwegian (we have two written languages, i know both very well), swedish, danish, english (ofc), french and i’m learning japanese and a bit korean
  • i’m actually going to paris in two days on a class trip and oh boi, am i excited
  • here’s a picture of me bc i felt like i look cute

i would love to get to know you guys too, so if you actually read all of that, please stop by and introduce yourself!  ❤︎

Fuck It, Let’s Make a Porno!

I promised a few people, @skeletonhusbands included,  I’d make a MettatonxReader smut but since I can’t do PWP I’m splitting this up into chapters. Due to the nature of this entire plot device, and of course the eventual smut, this is gonna be in the Undertail tag, but otherwise it’s pretty SFW unless I say in the beginning that there’s (finally) smut.

Title: Fuck It, Let’s Make a Porno

Relationship: MettatonxReader

Reader Stats: Gender Neutral (AFAB), short and chubby

Is there smut in this chapter: No

Notes: I have no proofreaders or editors, I apologize for any and all mistakes. Also sorry if it’s not as IC as people would like. You can find the AO3 mirror of this here!

Chapter: 1) You, the Assistant

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FI,LMAP! Chapter 2

I’m @ing @skeletonhusbands​ again because i don’t know if they wanted an @ at every chapter, if not pls let me know! If anyone else wants me to @ them in future updates also let me know!

Title: Fuck It, Let’s Make a Porno

Relationship: MettatonxReader

Reader Stats: Gender Neutral (AFAB), short and chubby

Is there smut in this chapter: No

Notes: Still no proofreaders/editors, still just me all by my lonesome! Also this originally was gonna be in a cafe but then I realized not even Mettaton wouldn’t do this in such a public place.

Chapter 1 Here

AO3 Mirror Here

Chapter: 2) Mettaton, your Boss

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FI,LMAP! Chapter 3

Title: Fuck It, Let’s Make a Porno

Relationship: MettatonxReader
Reader Stats: Gender Neutral (AFAB), short and chubby
Is there smut in this chapter: There’s a lot of dicks involved

also @ing @skeletonhusbands because i feel like they don’t want to miss this one

Notes: SO AFTER READING THIS, I NEED YOU TO LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK METTATON SHOULD CHOOSE, either in tags or reblogs or messages in the inbox! Otherwise I’m making the reader a piece of shit vanilla ass furry and there’s nothing you can do about it.

AO3 Mirror here

Chapter: 3) And Way Too Much Sin

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