Jay/Roy for #14!
Answered your call for a pick-up from a drunken party even though you’re my brother’s friend and I’ve only met you once because it sounded like you really needed to get out of there AU
Dick is an asshole.
He’s a heavy-sleeping, cereal-guzzling, number-giving, inconsiderate fucking asshole. One who has asshole friends who he gave Jason’s number to for some reason, who then get royally fucked at ass-o’clock in the morning and then proceed to call him to bail their ass out of trouble because Dick really lives up to his fucking name and slept through all the calls. Maybe because he isn’t the one who has to be awake at 6 frikkin am to go to a lecture.