“I need you to be my boyfriend,” Sebastian says plainly, looking like he wants to stab himself in the face rather than say it.

Kurt stares at him for a full ten seconds and then bursts into laughter.  He is laughing so hard he can’t breathe; his sides hurt, his eyes are watering and he’s pretty sure he’s attracting the attention of every other patron in the shop but he can’t stop. Because that is just about the funniest thing he’s ever heard.

“Oh my god,” he gasps out when his laughter has died down to softer giggles, “I am so glad I stuck around to hear that.  Thank you Sebastian, I needed to laugh today. Now if you’ll excuse me,” he pushes back from the table for the third time but Sebastian stops him again with a hand over his own. It is a softer touch than before and that unnerves Kurt more than anything. -ACITW