Who’s the messiest one: Allison really does not comprehend Derek’s logic of leaving spiderwebs up because they help catch insects.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Derek wasn’t exactly comfortable with it, since he felt like he was tempting fate half the time, but Allison’s easy manner and dimples soon made him not mind that much.
Who’s the funniest drunk: Allison giggles at anything when she’s drunk and Derek always fails to hide his fond smiles. He tries, but she just climbs into his lap and pushes the corners of his mouth up with her fingers, giggling as he pretends to bite them.
Who texts the most: Allison, she is the one with friends after all. Lydia for example has never texted Derek about how much she hates her new t.a. and also how amazing her chest looked that day and he’s just fine with that.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Derek. Likes. Nickelback.
Who reads the most: They aren’t big on reading since they get enough of it when the supernatural knocks on their door, though Derek enjoys the odd novel.
Who’s better with kids: Allison wins this by default, even if she doesn’t exactly love being around children. Derek just panics and makes awful decisions.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Allison is far handier with a toolbox and Derek is only needed when something is too far up and she can’t be bothered bringing in the stepladder.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Allison has a growing collection of knives and it short circuits Derek’s brain that doesn’t know if the correct response should be fear or arousal.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Allison doesn’t really have a feel for cooking but she’ll companionably help him chop things up and take care of the dishes.