This is a One Shot about Harry being your best friend and falling asleep on top of you. Unfortunately, that’s the exact time your friend decides to talk about how obvious it is that you have feelings for each other.
me, who’s already wearing a fall sweater despite it being 90+ degrees: oh is it august 1st? *sips hot chocolate from a nightmare before christmas mug* i didn’t even notice *old horror movie sounds in the background* i guess i’ll go ahead and get a head start and decorate for halloween now *pulls an entire fake skeleton out of seemingly nowhere*
The joke that Bruce exclusively likes bat shaped things goes a little too far in the house. Dick got him a bat shaped mirror for his birthday, Stephanie got him a bat shaped phone case for father’s day, Tim got him a bat shaped mug for Christmas, and Jason got him a bunch of bat shaped pillows and filled his room with them one day randomly.