As the old Gravity Falls legend goes…

 whether you’re naughty OR nice, a jolly little triangle will break into your house and eat all your food (and leave you spiders and nightmares if you’re lucky)

  • Gryffindor: What do you want for Christmas?
  • Ravenclaw: Socks.
  • Gryffindor: Really? You don't want some eccentric book about hippogriffs or something?
  • Ravenclaw: It's hard to read until three am when your feet are cold.
  • Gryffindor: Okay...
  • Ravenclaw: And I already asked Hufflepuff for a book on the intricacies of Bundimuns.
  • Gryffindor: The intricacies of- nevermind, just nevermind.

Merry Christmas Eve everyone! And if it’s already Christmas in your time zone, MERRY CHRISTMAS !🎄 🎉🎁💕
I tried to mix it up a bit with this text, using a little bit of fluff and of course my crude humor. The last text with Jimin was just a personal preference okay as y'all know Jimin is my baby, my cinnamon apple, my everything and that last text just hit me in the feels I love him so much and it’s also for anyone who stan Jimin like me we are truly blessed to stan such a beautiful being 😩. Anyway I plan to put out another Christmas themed text tomorrow because I’m in the spirit. Hope you all are having an amazing holiday 💖