christmas vacation*

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Season 2): #12
  • The Slytherin house is the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house!
  • Some Idiot: Ravenclaw is the smart house, right?
  • Any Ravenclaw: *deep inhale* How DARE you, you PLEBEIAN. It is explicitly stated by the hat that we value WISDOM and WIT and LEARNING above all else. And yes, intelligence, which is commonly associated with smarts, is mixed in there too. HOWEVER intelligence in no way reflects how smart you are. People have emotional intelligence, creative intelligence, sporting intelligence. Intelligence describes your ability to learn at ANYTHING not just SCHOOL. We also value individuality and acceptance which can be one of the HARDEST THINGS to learn EVER especially because there are people like YOU in the world, you endearing ignorant oaf. And to top it off, we value wit, which explains why I just roasted you like a chestnut on an open fire. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
  • Person: But--
  • Ravenclaw: -- and it's an EAGLE, not a RAVEN!
The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #3
  • Slytherin to any other house at a Christmas party they're hosting: "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of no where and leave you for dead?"
Must Watch Christmas Movies

The Snowman (1982)
A Christmas Story (1983)
Trading Places (1983)
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas (1983)
Gremlins (1984)
Jetsons Christmas Carol (1985)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Scrooged (1988)
Die Hard (1988)
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Christmas Vacation (1989)

Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone 2 (1992)
Batman Returns (1992)
Nightmare Before Christmas (1983)
Santa Clause (1994)
Trapped in Paradise (1994)
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Jingle All the Way (1996)
I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998)