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I need more Baze and Chirrut origin stories asap please and thank you

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I DID IT 

I DID IT OMG I CAN’T BELIVE 

I’M DYING ahahahahah

Well MERRY CHRISTMAS PRINCESSES AND PRINCES (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I hope you like it!
I’m sorry if there’ll be some language mistakes, i did that in a really super short time ;_; 

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Hallmark Christmas ornament commercial for the 1994 Klingon Bird of Prey featuring Robert O'Reilly (Gowron).

Entirely in Klingon. Subtitled.

  • Spock: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Bones: Yes.
  • Spock: I was hula-hooping. Kirk and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Bones: Oh my god.
  • Spock: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsy-doodle.
  • Bones: Why are you telling me this?
  • Spock: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Bones: You sick son of a bitch.