Cheesy jokes that leave you cringing and grinning in equal measures are one of life’s greatest pleasures! And there’s one type in particular that beats the others to the punch line – Christmas cracker jokes. Here are 20 of the best to turn your ‘Ho Ho Ho’s into ‘Ha Ha Ha’s…
1. Why was the turkey, the drummer in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
3. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
4. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
5. What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer
6. How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed
7. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker
8. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas tree?
9. Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
10. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards
11. What’s the most popular Christmas wine?
“I don’t like Brussels sprouts”
12. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?