top 10 things danes will say that might cause an awkward silence in a multicultural environment
((based on shit I’ve said))
1. I mean, I was like 12, of course I was getting drunk… right?
2. honestly, nothing makes your day like eating rye bread with heated liver paste.
3. ohmyGAWD it is sO HOT. like, 15 degrees!! where are my shorts? put that fucken jacket away susanne, jesus.
4. y’know when you dance around the tree at christmas and just pray that one of the candles doesn’t fall off the tree and set everything on fire… again?
5. yea, I’ve been sick since september, but like, in two weeks we’ll be in march and the snow might melt so maybe I’ll stop coughing and dripping snot everywhere?
6. *talks about an absurd thing to do* but really, I’ve done worse, I went to efterskole ((boarding school)).
7. ok so maybe I couldn’t feel my foot or walk, but I mean, it was january and I’d been outside for hours.
8. I’d like some vienna bread. no, a berliner. no, a dane. wait..
9. don’t you know that song “køb bananer”? huh? “buy bananas”? like, it’s a classic!! our cultural treasure!! “buy bananas”!!!!!
10. so we were eating lunch, and I swear to god, everyone was sooo drunk… what?