christmas is cancelled

so apparently moffat wanted to leave with season 10 but old chibs didn’t want christmas to be his first episode so the bbc were like ‘aw man guess christmas is cancelled then’ but a very drunk steven moffat said NO GUYS ILL DO IT ITS FINE because its t r a d i t i o n but also because it would have meant doctor who could loose its christmas timeslot for good. 

So he went and asked capaldi to do one more episode and basically wrote yet another episode after having been trying to leave doctor who since at least 2015 like what a life

Washington: Christmas is cancelled.

Jefferson: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Washington: Keep it up, Thomas, and you’ll lose the Fourth of July.

Jefferson: What does that mean?

Washington: Alexander, take the Fourth of July away from Thomas.