-Christmas Can’t Be Cancelled: Dan’s boarding school doesn’t allow the students to celebrate Christmas, so when they’re locked in their rooms for the day, Phil Lester makes sure to get locked in Dan’s room instead of his own.
-Mistletoe Miracles:Dan just wants to kiss Phil Lester under the mistletoe. And, okay, maybe he wants to do more than just kiss, but so what?
-Scarier Things: Dan’s worst fear is being outed, and his boggart knows that. After being outed to his class, Phil shows him that there are scarier things than being gay (and maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea, but he’s a Hufflepuff, not a Ravenclaw).
-Sleepy Drawings:Dan is drowning is textbooks, and he can’t help it that he falls asleep in the library. Phil, an art major, can’t help it that he draws the sleeping boy, and neither of them can help the relationship that blooms.
-Let’s Get Back To Hating Each Other: Hufflepuff!Phil hates Slytherin!Dan, so when they get in trouble together and decide to steal the documents that say they’re in trouble, he definitely doesn’t expect what happens next.
-Sleep Sex: Dan gets horny in his sleep and he lets Phil do what he wants with him.
-Risky Situations:Dan Howell and Phil Lester don’t like each other, but Dan had too much pride to turn down Phil’s dare, even if it was to masturbate during class.
The fact Netflix and Amazon will resurrect shows no one asked for and give Woody fucking Allen an outlet yet won’t revive critically acclaimed shows like Veronica Mars, Selfie, and Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 tells me there is no God.
Captain Swan Fic Recs | Holiday 2016: Christmas + New Years
Some of you may be aware of the fact that I originally created a masterpost for CS fic relating to the major fall/winter holidays with intentions of updating it periodically over the next few months. However, it looks as if Tumblr is dumb and only allows a certain amount of links per text post. Because of that, the original post is now only composed of Halloween + Thanksgiving related fic, which you can find here. As the title says, this list is only Christmas and New Years stories, and will (hopefully) be updated regularly as well. Feel free to send additional recs my way if you’d like them included!
Summary: Dan’s boarding school doesn’t allow the students to celebrate Christmas, so when they’re locked in their rooms for the day, Phil Lester makes sure to get locked in Dan’s room instead of his own.