christmas cat meme

things i’ve said to my cat

“ ow! why’d you bite me for? ”
“ what the actual fuck are you doing? ”
“ don’t. just. don’t. ”
“ if you don’t calm down, i swear to GOD, i’ll – ”
“ please just leave me alone for five minutes. ”
“ don’t you dare knock that off. ”
“ i’m trying to sleeeeep, please sttoooooppp… ”
“ i love you so much… even if you are satan. ”
“ what’re you doing?! no! stop! ”
“ what are you? a stunt master? ”