Concept art from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993).
Dearest Father Angel, I have a question that hopefully you can shed some insight on and I'd like to be the first to ask before you're flooded with questions like this in December. What is your opinion on the fabled "War on Christmas"? To me it's just an attempt to stroke the persecution-complex many fundamentalists seem to have. If I tell you "happy holidays" it's not an attempt to destroy Christmas, I'm just not assuming I know what you celebrate. And don't get me started on the coffee cups.