christine this is for u

RIGHT KIDDOS IM WATCHING RAT FUCKER PHANTOM

<p>imma just keep updating my genuine reactions </p> <p>are you gonna tell me this super-strength rat just saved him from a waterfall i think the fuck not </p> <p>why this man just hammering a wall for no reason is that supposed to be Buquet </p> <p>oh nvm he dead lol </p> <p>so far this movie is a big fuckin mood tbh, </p> <p>why does Christine sound like she should be playing Carlotta jesus this is r o u g h </p> <p>oop alright i can see her titties already and it&rsquo;s been approximately ten minutes </p> <p>WAIT WHERES HIS DEFORMITY <br /> oh god</p> <p>i feel like i&rsquo;m watching a bad 80&rsquo;s porno </p> <p>wait hold on how does he know language if he was raised by rats i gotta go </p> <p>OH MY GOD THE RANDOM RAT TRAP SCENE IM HOLLERING </p> <p>&ldquo;your heads always up in the clouds.&rdquo; *moans* </p> <p>CARLOTTA LOOKS LIKE THE DRAG QUEEN FROM SHREK BYE </p> <p>aight Carlotta in this movie is honestly me </p> <p>Christine sweetheart don&rsquo;t trust random men in basements that&rsquo;s how you get abducted </p> <p>why are all the women groaning as they&rsquo;re washing skirts this movie has gotta chill </p> <p>aight first sex scene. random chick and a man named Albert. where are her nipples </p> <p>yo my mans Roaul just got brother-zoned rip in peace brotha </p> <p>yo this Erik has a leather cape jesus christ my mans dressing for being raised by rats </p> <p>&ldquo;i&rsquo;m not a phantom. i&rsquo;m a rat.&rdquo; <br /> ERIK IS A FURRY CONFIRMED </p> <p>YO DID ERIK JUST B I T E <br /> HER TONGUE OFF <br /> JESUS C H R I S T </p> <p>the rooftop scene has me screaming these visions need to chill </p> <p>&ldquo;christine daae&rdquo;<br /> *S C R E A M S*</p> <p>OH MY GOD THERES AN ORGY </p> <p>wow Roaul way to ruin the orgy loser </p> <p>wooooohoooooooo Erik is a cannibal </p> <p>&ldquo;come to me Christine&rdquo; um i think the fuck not </p> <p>yo did Christine just nut while singing </p> <p>OH MY GOD ARE THEY BOUTTA FUCK</p> <p>OH GOD THEYRE FUCKING </p> <p>alright that was an angle i could have gone my whole life without seeing >

okay that&rsquo;s literally all i can stomach bye

anonymous asked:

Consider: Group mom ace aro Christine brings snacks everywhere and is the best shoulder to cry on. And if anyone tries to force her to date they get the wrath of the rest of the group.

I VEHEMENTLY AGREE WITH ALL OF THIS aroace christine gives me LIFE, michael’s the one who eats her snacks the most and brooke & jake r the ones who cry to her the most

i feel like for the most part everyone leaves her be with dating because ppl r understanding and Everyone likes christine (plus she can handle herself) but jake has this tendency to like Get Involved even if she’s handling it fine since he’s the one most willing to get into a fight for his friends so its just

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Michael: I’ve liked him since what? Forever? I can’t just tell him, he probably doesn’t see me that way…

Jeremy: and risk ruining our friendship??? CHRISTINE ARE YOU INSANE??

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“Don’t trap me inside walls
Where I can’t see, no
If you won’t have me, then let me go”

anonymous asked:

Hey Christine! You look so cute and huggable, hope you're having a nice day! I wanted to ask, what is the best way to get Jeremy's attention when he's zoning out (*coff* thinking about Michael *coff)?

C: Jer talks about Michael all the TIME! You mention the guy and he gets all gushy it’s really cute-!

And don’t worry, I have something planned-!

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Based on this text post by  @cronch-onbathbombs and @cryptid-enjolras

Anyways,, I was considering posting this bc there’s been enough superhero au’s so I just,,, left it unfinished and since I already have them I thought ‘might just post it ;y’

powers under the cut!


1. Rich’s power’s is fire,, anyways he makes a mean barbecue and everybody has a good time

2. Brooke has superspeed! she’s always the first one in line when there’s a sale, and since she’s really fast she usually leaves her house when there’s like 3 minutes before having to go to school and she always gets there all disheveled and messy and Chloe just shakes her head and help at her hair down

3. Chloe can shapeshift into any animal! She likes turning into a cat and climbing up on people so that they pet her, she loves being cuddled and when Brooke’s having a bad day sometimes she turns into a panda bear and lets Brooke cuddle and play with her fur,, it’s calming,, a literal big teddy bear.

4. Christine can mimic voices perfectly! She once fooled the school into thinking they had a two month vacation because she snuck into the office turned on the intercom and pretended to be the principal announcing that. It lasted for about two days pfft.

5. Jeremy can control electronics! Whenever he’s losing against Michael he turns the tv off or makes Michael’s controller glitch out, sometimes when he’s rlly salty at Michael he’ll just either1. turn off all electronics in the house so Michael can’t superspeed through it or 2. make sure Michael can’t turn on his radio to listen to his jammin’ tunes,, or his phone one of the two. Like snaps his fingers,, total darkness Michael runs into the wall because he wanted to get to the other room through the light source

6. (Thanks @kagenes for this little addition) anyways so Michael likes using his power of jumping through electronics to jump into people’s phones and scare them, but Jeremy made him promise to never do that around him when he’s home alone because once Michael tried to get to his room and jump to his Pc but jeremy was watching furry porn, Jer doesn’t hear the end of it for weeks

anonymous asked:

!!! Christine! Where'd you come from? :O

C: And of course I watch Michael! We weren’t too close during high school, but a friend (or something more?) to Jeremy’s is a friend of mine!
I don’t have a channel myself! As much as I enjoy the spotlight, it isn’t the same for me?

C: I’m too busy with focusing on shows then to focus on relationships! 

If you’re assuming we’re dating- We aren’t! Jeremy’s like one of those awkward brothers to me then anything!

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Christine: aro/ace

Jenna: lesbian,ace

Michael: gay

Brooke: Lesbian

Rich and Jeremy: Bi

Jake:Heteroflexible

Chloe: pansexual