christine did a thing


Jeremy: And despite all of their bitching they sung along to all the songs anyway.

Christine: Yeah and then you and Mike were making bedroom eyes at each other during “Love Will Find A Way”.

Rich: Not to mention you wouldn’t shut up about how much you loved Kovu for the entire movie lol

Jeremy: Wha? Hey!!

Michael: Yeah we know you’re a furry but do you have to make it so obvious?

Jeremy: I AM NOT–

Michael: Saying that you have a crush on Kovu immediately results in classifying you as a furry, Jer.

Jeremy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now


BMC Characters As Things I've Said While Doing Illegal Things


Jeremy- “Am I allowed to stand up or is that weird?”
Michael- “I can’t tell if it’s from the drunk, but I’m gayer than ever right now.”
Rich- *crying about the one time I ate a lobster and how it ‘stared’ at me*
Chloe- “She needs to stop, and like, I hate her face, stop her, I’m so mad like can she just stop getting in everyone’s business?” *insert 5 more minutes of angry high rambling*
Brooke- *paranoidly runs into CVS to spray on perfume to cover the scent of weed, only to panickingly spray deodorant onto my jacket, not realizing the perfume was right next to the deodorant, and continuing to speedwalk out of said CVS*
Jake- “Guys. Stop saying fish are dumb. They probably can understand us and feel bad about themselves and- oh my god they can’t cry because they’re in water already.” *cries for 30 minutes*
Christine- “I sing better when I’m drunk.” *continues by belting out showtunes*
Jenna- *laughing uncontrollably because someone said they needed their 'ralph machio helmet’ as they tied paper towels around their forehead*


“Are you sweet on Barb? Us too. That’s why this year, in search of an alternative to the sickly-sweet Valentine’s Day content we’re all accustomed to, we called in our favorite candy conjurer, Christine McConnell. And boy, did she deliver.”

Christine McConnell’s Stranger Things Valentine’s Day spread, full article at


“I used to tell Walter, ‘Never start a fight… but always finish it.’ I didn’t start this fight… but by God, I’m going to finish it.”

JAKE: Jeremy????

JAKE: Jeremy! yo dude! wake up!

MICHAEL: don’t just shake him like that! 

JAKE: how else am i supposed wake him???

MICHAEL: I…I don’t know just.. give him a minute..

JAKE: give him a minute!? Michael! last time I checked he didn’t freaking pass out.

MICHAEL: no fucking shit! it also didn’t last almost ten fucking minutes!

JAKE: so it would be fucking better for me to shake him to make sure hes not fucking dea-

RICH: guys stop it! you’re scaring Christine!

CHIRISINE: I-is Jeremy gonna die!?

CHRISTINE: did that thing kill him???

BROOKE: He’s going to be fine Christine! I promise!

CHLOE: the squip wouldn’t kill Jeremy. it practically needs his brain to live.

CHRISTINE: b-but what…w-what about *sniffle*

BROOKE: I promise! he’ll wake up and be fine!

JAKE: lets move him to the couch.

You know what, Booth and Brennan will always be my #1 otp because they gave me so much as a couple. I mean, I’m not talking about sex or smut because that’s fanfiction material (like you go girl, want to see your fave ship bang on a piano? go and read that !!!! that’s what that website is for) but everything else. The ‘platonic’ aspect of their relationship has always been the best part of their dynamic to me, but they were still able to overcome that phase and be a family. This being said, that original dynamic has never been compromized, not to me at least, because when it comes to the important stuff, Booth and Brennan are still partners first, they are still the people they would give up their life for, they would fight for each other. While the majority of other ships kinda change once they get together. Booth and Brennan never completely changed, so much that people complain because they’d rather have them being romantic the 100% of the time. I don’t. Also, it’s the little things that matter to me, like it might sound stupid, but I find it extremely adorable and precious that Brennan knows Booth by knowing his injuries. Every time something happens, she’s able to compare factures and other stuff to Booth’s. And that’s so IC, that’s something I really want to see because it’s them. And it’s been this way since she first found out about his past in 1x15 and it never changed. She imagined him on that autopsy table in 11x01 by looking at the bones, just like it happened on 12x04 with Aldo and in other many occasions. Brennan saying like I know that because of your brain tumor. She knows his brain scans. YAAAS. Give me this stuff. Give me Booth and Brennan that can’t sleep without each other at night when one of them is struggling with something, give me them talking about taking someone’s life and carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. Give me them hurting each other to save each other. They would never cheat on each other or hurt each other because they want to. They only do it because it’s the only way. Yaas. Screw sex, just give me this stuff.

connect [rich g. x fem!reader x jake d.]

( Can you do a Poly Rich x Fem Reader x Jake fic? Preferably where the reader is a big geek and likes to cosplay. (Probably met when reader was doing the costumes for the play)  )

ok but i love this

ok this also went from ‘big geek who likes to cosplay’ to ‘geek, likes to cosplay, does costumes for drama dept. and knows shit about theatre’ because i couldnt resist tbh

this is 10,000 words. brb gonna go die

pls dont expect this from me since this was just something that i got rly rly into writing and got rly carried away

warnings: uhhh none that i can think of other than general language but let me know if im forgetting stuff

        Alright. You could do this. All you had to do was come up with costumes, take measurements, make everything by yourself, and have everything ready in time for dress rehearsal to begin - along with keeping up with schoolwork, going to Hobby Lobby (which, thank fuck you were getting a huge discount for, because otherwise you’d basically be destroying your own shit in order to make anything) to get everything you needed,  and basically do everything your average person needs to survive. So basically, you were ready to die a bit more inside and start multitasking - and lose sleep, but that was normal. What wasn’t normal was the show you were doing costumes for. When Mr.Reyes mentioned doing Midsummer, you imagined you’d be spending your nights sewing costumes for fairies - not… zombies. But you forced a grin and told him you’d do your best, and clutched your sketchbook to your chest, the paper with the cast list and roles jammed in, and the script for the play sandwiched between binders in your bag.

        This was fine. You’d go and watch one of their rehearsals to get an idea of how long everyone would have between costume changes, and Mr.Reyes would be speaking his vision to you as you would hastily scribble notes down, basically becoming a bobble-head as you tried to take into account everything. You’d start doing homework during classes, read online for whatever book and bullshit your way through any quizzes. Maybe you could copy some (or almost all) answers off of Christine if she’d let you. Then eventually you’d start spending your last class taking a nap with Christine in the drama room while the rest of the class did whatever - or working on whatever schoolwork you could if you weren’t tired.

        The things you did for costume design.

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after listening to the smartphone hour for two hours straight we have this beauty

Beneath A Moonless Sky - Loved and Lost

Christine Daae has never been a restless sleeper, always able to sleep soundly through the night once she turned in. But, this night had been vastly different. She tossed and turned while her soon to be husband slept soundly at her side.

She rolled over so she was back to back with the Vicomte, and tucked her cold feet under the blanket. So much was going to change tomorrow.

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hey look i did a thing

anonymous asked:

Tbh the soft voice the Squip uses in the play litterally makes me tear up its so adorable????????????????? Like "look Jeremy I did a good thing christine will date you!!!" Like ok I know he's evil but that is so pure

it really is!! he sounds so sweet there!! i know that it’s The Tone™ abusive people use- i know this from firsthand experience (*cough* my mom *cough*) but hhes so cute there

The original Phantom of the Opera really is not that problematic tbh it’s just some people take the story out of context and see it as bad.
Christine was a strong female character who saves HERSELF, Erik did the right thing in the end, their relationship was told how it was (unstable and unhealthy) instead of pulling some twilight shit. And Erik, a very CLEARLY mentally ill character was actually written pretty well especially when you consider that the time period the book was written in. He was the villain but his illness was used more to explain why the way he was rather than the reason for his actions. Most stories even today can’t portray mentally ill villains without sending the message that mentally ill = evil. Gaston Leroux however was somehow able to accomplish that in the 1900’s. (unfortunately though people still list being mentally ill as being the main reason Erik is the bad guy)

That’s not to say that some of the adaptations don’t send bad messages though. (see the rat fetish movie for example)

anonymous asked:

I am Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, and I cannot stand when people either insist I did nothing wrong to Christine, or that I am an irredeemable monster. I did horrible things- that I would never deny- but I regret how I treated her every day. Ever since she helped me realize the error of my ways, I have done everything in my power to be better. Do not excuse my mistakes, but do not erase my efforts to fix them, either.

  • What I Used To Think Phantom Was About: There once was a kind and musically gifted young man. However, there was a fire at the theatre where he performed and he was tragically disfigured. This turn of fate led him to wear a mask and live underneath the stage, becoming the dark, mysterious, romantic Phantom of the Opera. Eventually, a girl meets the Phantom and falls in love with him. However, her father, who owns the theatre, hates him and doesn't want them to be together.
  • What I Now Know Phantom Is About: Crazy homicidal man kidnaps woman and wants to blow everything up also he can sing good

chiroandteam  asked:

So i had to go to the hospital today and they had to take blood and give me a lot of meds and it got me to think what if bones got hurt and had to go to the hospital and they did the same things to him and hes kinda loopy and keeps complimenting jim

((cont)) And spock and flirting and asking them on dates and jim and spock explain that they are both married to him and bones says something like good lord i hit the jackpot or something like that. I just need this. Could someone right a fic of this?

imagine bones being helped up by nurse chapel and hes pulling on her hair and saying things like ‘chris-ch-christine nurse chap-stine did-did you know that i have a *hic* husband???? two of them????? a *hic* mazing look how pretty they are’

and jim is cracking up while spock blushes