Psychic: *reads my mind*

My brain: Out OUT leave it in storage sell it on eBay leave it behiiiind out out what are you angry GOOD SO GET ANGRY you May fiiiiind the chip on your shoulder UGHHH ooh the room just got colder

Psychic: What even the fuck

Things in Musicals That Make My Soul Ascend to Heaven

• The key change in Champaign when Usnavi says “Vacation? Vanessa, you’re leaving too!”
• “I hope that you…burn”
• The hidden little line in The Duel, the little “Ah, yes, show me what you’ve got!”
• How low Jeremy Jordans voice is in the beginning of This World Will Remember Us
• The entirety of Guns and Ships
• “she got friendly, DOWN IN THE SAyAhANnd!!”
• The wounded way Gabriel says “Hi dad” in I Am The One (Reprise)
•"WHY IT’S GREASE LIGHTNIN’!!!“
• The beautiful high note in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream in the line “And the horrible vision that I had THAT NIIIIIIGGGGHHT!”
• The entirety of Pierre & Natasha
• Every single time Mimi says “Oooouuuuutttt tonight”
• Andrew Rannells existing
• The little gay part in The Bitch of Living
• The entirety of Don’t Do Sadness
• “WE LOVE YOU MISSES HANNIGAN”
• “hiiiss naaame iiss MENDELLLL AAAAaaaHH”
•"whIIIIZzzer…WHIIIzzeerr…whIIIIIIzzer…WHIIIZeEeEeERrrrr…“
• the Squip going “BEBOPOBEBOPOBEPO” in The Pitiful Children
• The entirety of Green Finch and Linnett Bird
• the way Jared says “kinky” in Sincerely Me
• The harmonizing in Unlikely Lovers
• “I won’t get to heaven…why not raise a little hell?”
• the part in For Forever when Ben Platt sings “till the entire sun, SHINES ON MY FAAACEEE” is soul healing tbh
• The chaos at the end of Non-Stop
• “It’s eggs!”
• michaEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE
• The entirety of Words Fail
• “IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAANNN”
• the tap dancing in King of New York
• Whizzer Brown
• Andrew Rannells
• “he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES”
• The end of A Day in Falsettoland
• “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes they both reached for the gun for the gun”
• Cabinet Battle #3
• the hippie music that plays behind Michael Mell
• The chaos at the end of 96,000
• “no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker”
• “well FUCK me GENTLY with a CHAINsaw >:)”
• “Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it on Brigham Youngs clit face”
• “lovers live and die fortissimo”
• anD PEGGy

feel free to add more

My Impressions of Male Broadway Stars

Andrew Rannells: The Pretty Boy™

Jonathan Groff: Cute. Ray of sunshine.

Lin-Manuel Miranda: An excited puppy. Also a ray of sunshine. Must be protected at all costs.

Corey Cott: dashingly handsome. 

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: ginger dad.

Jeremy Jordan: jawline

Ben Platt: Sweet Pup. A literal Bean, everyone loves him.

Mike Faist: a shaggy dog. 

Aaron Tveit: hot damn. his thighs make me w e a k

Chris Jackson: An Actual Dad and the Sweetest Guy Ever.

Leslie Odom Jr.: very classy, velvet voice that makes me feel things.

Christian Borle: Daddy. (have you seen his arms)

It shouldn’t be that impressive that like, a gay man can play straight, or a straight man can play gay. If they can’t then like, you’re just a shitty actor.
—  Brandon Uranowitz on people complimenting him for playing a straight character.
typecasting musical theater dudes

musical theater men and the character types they usually play

Jeremy Jordan: earnest but naïve

Andrew Rannells: narcissistic but innocent

Jonathan Groff: innocent but narcissistic also tends to play straight men

Christian Borle: Slightly Unbalanced Man ™ also tends to play gay men

Brian d’Arcy James: suffering everyman

Ben Platt: anxious compulsive liar

Nic Rouleau: Elder Price

Lin-Manuel Miranda: himself

Some musicals as haikus

Falsettos

Christian Borle is

So gay for Andrew Rannells

Every one’s a Jew


Be more Chill

Michael Mell is so

Gay for that kid Jeremy

Also there’s some drugs


Hamilton

Hamilton is a

Huge douchebag that wrote some stuff

Not a president


Dear Evan Hansen

Evan Hansen has

A big problem with lying

Wearing a striped shirt


Heathers

Veronica has

A psychopathic boyfriend

They kill some people


Book of Mormon

Elder Price is a

Good mormon missionary

That loses his faith


A Very Potter Musical

Harry Potter is

A really cool dude sometimes

But also a jerk


Newsies

Newsie boys are sad

So they go on a big strike

Now they are happy


this is all a joke so sorry if i insulted your favorite musical, thanks.

PBS Filmed Performances schedule!

Friday, October 20, 9-11:30pm:
She Loves Me


Friday, October 27, 9-11:30pm:
Falsettos


Friday, November 3, 9-11:30pm:
Noël Coward’s Present Laughter


Friday, November 10, 9-10pm:
In the Heights: Chasing Broadway Dreams


Friday, November 17, 9-11pm:
Indecent


Friday, November 24, 9-11:30pm:
Irving Berlin’s Holiday Inn

Set that DVR yall!