christ up

*is watching BATB ‘17* Alright, this is okay so far. Nothing special, but watchable, I…

*Madame de Garderobe shows up*


so i accidentally typed “breadway” instead of “broadway” and i’m laughing can you imagine:

the bread of mormon

yeastus crust superstar

how to succeed in baking without really frying

jersey buns


the poundcake of music

we will bake you

all cook up

calamity scone

thoroughly modern muffin

spring abakening


- “What do you mean, Sir?”

- “She looks happy, peaceful… in love.”

(100% inspired by this post by stuunalee)

Chill scale from 1-10 of Satan’s known children

Azazel: All the chill. 10/10 resting perfect gramps. Precious

Amaimon: 0 or 10. Zero chill or all the chill. Don’t piss him off. Resting face might indicate chill or also lack of chill. Get this child somebody to teach him expressions.

Lucifer: He threatened to blow up the world like a self centered little brat there is no chill in him. His chill is a big fat zero.

Mephisto: drama, drama, drama. Looks like he could have chill but nope. There ain’t any chill.

Rin: he’s a 5. He’s been pretty relaxed but he can lose his chill fast. Be prepared.

Yukio: this child has been born without chill. He has negative chill. He’s like Lucifer except he knows that blowing up the world won’t fucking work Lucy

FIC: Lost In Your Arms (Drarry, 1/10, NC-17)

Hello, dear friends! I’m currently sitting in a tiny Paris flat where I’m on holiday with @noeeon (who is the best wife ever.) I’ve already seen the Eiffel Tower, walked through Rue Cler and Boulevard Saint Germain, and run across Draco Malfoy on a bicycle, wearing a grey wool coat that looked remarkably like an Auror uniform. Guess which was the highlight so far of my trip, lol.

I’ve managed to get started on the follow-up to my Kinkfest fic, which I’m having an absolute blast writing. I’m posting it as a WIP, one chapter a week on Thursdays (except for next week when travel plans will require me posting on Friday.) Feel free to read along, or when it’s finished in 10 weeks. (I have 10 tightly plotted chapters, thanks to @noeeon, yay!)

Title: Lost In Your Arms
Chapter: 1 out of 10
Rating: Very. Very. VERY NC-17. You’ve been warned.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Word Count This Chapter: ~19,400

Content/Enticements: Aurors, voyeurism, dirty talk, light dom/dub, switching, public sex, shower sex, power imbalance, blow jobs, facials, Slytherins being Slytherins, fingering, bondage, oral fixation, drarry, others to be added as the story goes on :)

Summary: Three months after their brief encounter, Draco has almost forgotten about Potter–or so he tells himself. Then a Dark wizard shows up on the Auror radar and all hell breaks loose. Draco will have to choose between everything he holds dear–everything he’s worked so hard for–and a few stolen moments of passion with a certain green-eyed Inspector, once his sworn enemy and now something rather different entirely. He’ll make the right choice, won’t he?

Who is he kidding? He’ll ruin everything, as per usual. Bad choices and the name Malfoy go hand in hand.

Author Notes: This fic starts after Can’t Get You Out of My Head. While it’s not crucial for you to have read that one first, it’ll probably make a bit more sense if you have. :) Title once again courtesy of Ms. Kylie Minogue.

This is a long fic that will be posted weekly on Thursdays. There are 10 chapters. However, the second installment will go up on a Friday since I’m on holiday and don’t have regular access to wifi. I’ll get back on my proper schedule with chapter three.

Also, please note that this fic is set eight years after the Second Wizarding War (in 2006), so any Muggle technology referenced herein is going to be of that era, and most definitely not up to our current standards. Hint: no iPhones. :)

Huge thanks to my betas sassy_cissa and @noeeon for all their brilliance. They’re the best. <3

Fascism Rising In Israel And America
Traveling from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem, one week after "

THIS IS BULLSHIT – I am getting so tired of seeing Jews being flat out ignored in the conversations about social justice, or being included when it’s rhetorically convenient, or so progressive activists can goysplain Israel in all its complexities to me. The author of this piece is a trans activist, and so here is an example of how to utterly fail at intersectionality.

If you for one single solitary second feel the need to put Israel/Jews in the same sentence as fascist you are doing your social justice wrong. It is wildly antisemitic to compare Jews to the perpetrators of one the worst genocides against us. It is antisemitic to claim many in the the Jewish state don’t have souls. It is antisemitic to imply Israel or Jews control in any fashion American foreign policy. It is offensive and antisemitic to compare Jews or Israelis to Nazi collaborators. It is antisemitic to weaponize the Holocaust against us. Antisemitism is at the heart of white supremacy and claiming Jews are some excluded from the groups white supremacists and Nazis hate is fucking antisemitic.

Obviously not all criticism of Israel is antisemitic, but it is so often, I really am beginning to fail to see the point in trying to discern between the two.

endingthemes replied to your post: Music MemeTagged by the sweet cinnamon…

so i was going through nodding my head at the cherik-ness of this list until i saw the real slim shady and now the image of rapper!charles will not leave my mind lol

oM G

(here’s the song)