christ i am so going to hell for this

anonymous asked:

I just finished reading "Noise Resolution" and... fucking Christ my guy I am dead and ascending into heaven. That fic was so delicious. It was such an absolute delight to read. Like, I was squealing and making such undignified noises the whole time. Fucking amazing. Jesus Christ. I'd love a follow-up where they go public like Kylo mentioned. Just... fucking hell, man. Wow.

Thank you very much, my friendo! It was a great prompt, so I had to jump on it. I’ll think about that public romp for you. Glad you enjoyed the pure filth it was.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SHINEE ALRIGHT. SHINEE IS THE BEST KPOP GROUP THAT I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO. I FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR VOICE, THEIR BEAUTIFUL SMILES, THEY AREN’T FLOPS EXCUSE ?? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THESE ANGELS ON THIS HELL OF AN EARTH THEY’RE SO PRECIOUS JESUS CHRIST I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THESE 5 BOYS THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW I EXIST BUT THEY STILL MAKE ME SMILE I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND FOR YOU TO CALL THEM A FLOP IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE. THEY ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE THEY ARE BLESS THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT THEY DON’T DESERVE THE AWARDS THAT THEY GET OR SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO GO ON TOURS BECAUSE THEY’RE DOING SOMETHING FOR US AND THAT’S SO SPECIAL DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IF YOU’RE NOT A SHAWOL ALRIGHT GO WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN GROUP ??!

  • chara: alright, since i've died and come back to life on multiple occasions, it's been brought to my attention that i am immortal. being immortal, mortal sins no longer have any effect on me, so i'm free to demonstrate a few of my favourites.
  • frisk: christ not again
  • chara: this is "dabbing"
  • frisk: that's not-
  • chara: this is called "wearing socks with sandals"
  • frisk: are you seriously-
  • chara: and these are jorts
  • asriel: what if you combine all three
  • chara: that's an immortal sin azzy i don't need more reasons to go to hell
HALLOWEEN 2016

OH MY GOD GUYS THIS IS SO CREEPY AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME. CHINO DID SUCH A GREAT JOB ON THIS EVENT I CAN’T EVEN

Those sounds are so fucking creepy, jesus christ. 

The outfits look so amazing and the special one looks sooooo interesting! 

I thought Eldarya is going to get the best outfits BUT HELL NO! I love them and I am going to spend so much money on this event, you can’t even imagine.

I really love this event already. I can’t find the ghost yet, but I will find it! I can’t say anything other than ‘THIS EVEN IS SOOO AMAZING’.

BIG CLAP FOR CHINO!

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anonymous asked:

could you maybe do both 18 and 135 with luke? xx

“Luke?” You mumble into your phone, burying your face into your pillow. “Luke?”

“Okay so I know I’ve been a shitty best friend recently, and I don’t deserve the time of day from you, but I am going out of my mind here and didn’t know who else to call. Isla’s been crying for hours and I can’t help her. I mean I’m not fit to be a dad, what the hell was I thinking? I can’t be a single dad, I can’t do this Y/N. Fucking Christ I’m gonna fuck up her life and-“

“Luke.” You mutter, finally sitting up. “Do you want me to come over?”

Would you mind? I just need someone right now.” He replies, before correcting himself. “I just need you right now.”

“On my way.”

It takes you twenty minutes to get to his apartment. You don’t bother changing, knocking on his door in a sweatshirt and pyjama bottoms, hair looking a mess. He yanks open the door and he doesn’t look much better, only wearing a pair of sweats which sat low on his hips, hair sticking up in a million directions and eyes bloodshot. Isla was pressed to his chest, the two year old seeming to finally be asleep.

I think I’m gonna pass out.” He mutters to you, and you smile sympathetically. You gently take Isla from him, cradling her to your own chest before shoving him lightly towards his room.

“Shower.” You nod, and he shakes his head, fingers lacing with yours in protest. “Luke, go.”

“What if she needs me-“

“I got it. Go.” He doesn’t take much convincing, bringing your hand to his lips before shuffling out. You make your way to the tot’s room, humming quietly to her as you place her in the crib, falling into the armchair beside it.

He comes in not long after, hair damp and a pair of basketball shorts replacing the sweats. He drags you out of the chair only to pull you back down into his lap, hugging you to his chest as you both watch his little girl sleep.

“You aren’t a bad dad you know.” You mumble to him. “And you’re not going to fuck up her life.”

“What about best friend?” He yawns back, nuzzling his face into your shoulder. “I feel like I’ve fucked that up.”

“I’m here aren’t I?”

“I know. And I love you for that.” He smiles, arms around you tightening. “I love you for a lot of things.”

“You’re sleep deprived Hemmings.”                                                      

“Maybe.” He shrugs. “Probably. Still doesn’t change anything.”

“I know.” You smile, tilting your head back to kiss him softly, before lying back against him. “Stop being so hard on yourself, you’re doing great.”

signs internally when no one is listening to them

aries: this is disgusting. this is hideous. i feel my insides rot this is AWFUL.
taurus: ur all UGLY anyway smh
gemini: is this real???????is this……..is this actually a thing that i am going through????
cancer: :))))))))))))))))))) (what the fuck)
leo: okay well OBVIOUSLY NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME OKAY FINE DO YOUR OWN THING JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL?????
virgo: assholes ur all so stupid lol
libra: this is ruining my skin and clouding up my conscience by the MINUTE
scorpio: fucksssss sake i cant do this today
sagittarius: do you know what this is doing to me???? ur all so RUDE DID UR MOTHER NOT TEACH U ABOUT BASIC ASS MANNERS
capricorn: i personally feel like I’m being targeted here
aquarius: whatever u can all get fucked
pisces: im going to go hide in a hole to bathe in my shame but seriously guys why cant u be nice for a minute

(i apologize in advance for this probably stupid post bc im more just vomiting all my thoughts onto this and idk if it even makes sense,,) 

so i’ve been thinking and…

this scene was obviously great. i cried at it, you probably cried at it. everyone cried bc fucking finally dazai acknowledged akutagawa jESUS FUCKING CHRIST. its pretty funny too, how getting noticed by precious senpai made him faint (akuchan u dork,, i love u) but like…. how does akutagawa even feel right now?? 

no like seriously, i really am wondering how he feels now. it doesnt seem to be addressed in his later appearances after this chapter (and if im wrong pls feel free to tell me bc im not bothered to go through the other chapters rn tbh). he’s literally been working so hard just to gain dazai’s approval, he’s gone through hell for this. and now he finally got to hear the words he’s always wanted. and yeah thats great and all, but like…. what do u even do when u finally get the one thing you’ve spent all ur life working towards??

idk like… is he at peace with it?? is he fine now?? i honestly cant imagine that after everything he went through, he’ll just be Super Fine™ now. like ‘aight u told me im stronger now thats all i needed kthxbye’ idk i just dont feel like thats something you can just get over so quickly, even if he got what he wanted. 

akutagawa seems to be constantly improving, so i feel like he’s just gonna need to gain dazai’s approval again and again. 

or maybe im completely wrong, who fucking knows. not me, clearly. anyway, thats all i wanted to say bYE

Random ass people (who are essentially a bunch of nobodies) coming out the woodworks: You see, the reason why Sleepy Hollow failed is because Nicole just wasn’t cooperating. She was a bear to work with and she held so many people hostage. Like literally hostage. She had us all in a trailer and wouldn’t let us go for hours until we agreed to break her contract so she could leave. She bit someone once. And also she’s the anti-christ. Did I also mention that I am the second cousin twice removed to the person who delivered water to the set one time during the second episode of season one? So I totally know what I’m talking about.. 
Sleepyheads:…. okay. So then why the hell did the storylines suck in general, what was the point of killing off all of the POC, why were there so many loose ends to the story arcs, and why does Fox refuse to promote the show?
Same random ass people: I mean, no one can ever really know. The business works in mysterious ways.
Sleepyheads:

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150502 Shanghai Airport: The Op is 167cm and she wore 5 cm heels but still she only can reach yifan’s shoulder!

Trans cred: @KRISuspaen (twitter)

I am 155cm.. I am going to be at his chest or something ffs

Is it bad that I really want to go up to my super religious friends who don’t watch the show and tell them that my favorite character is Jesus? Just so I can see their faces when they think the writers have put actual Jesus Christ in a show about zombies? Does this make me a bad person? Am I going to hell? No, yeah. Actually, I’m probably going to hell.