Damian Wayne problem 8,783: Your best friend and girlfriend hate each other and are jealous of the time you spend with the other. She also ships you with your best friend and is responsible for approximately 47.4% of the current slash fiction about you two, and has been since you were Robin and squeaky voiced.

Damian Wayne problem 2,445: SuperBat fan fiction is the most popular pairing in the universe and has been since before you were born. You hadn’t even met the new Superboy and there was already slash fiction about the two of you. You want to blame Drake for this, but know it’s your father’s fault.

ruensroad  asked:

you know, now I want arranged marriage au on a Krypton that never fell between the Heir of the General, Lor-Zod, and the sweetheart of the Science Guild, Vera-El (with a lot of Clark crying in the background because his son and the son of Zod someone pls save him)


though i must say Kal will think Chris is a sweetheart and it’s Zod who is the one crying in the background because Kal-El’s son???? of all ppl???? ;P

Where to start reading Chris Kent?

His first appearance was in Action Comics #844

  • Action Comics #845-846, 851
  • Superman v1 #668, 670, 674-675, 695-696
  • Action Comics Annual #11, 12
  • Action Comics #871-880, 881-889, 900
  • Supergirl v5 #45-46
  • Superman: War of the Supermen (esp #3-4)

*Another Chris Kent appeared in Multiversity The Just #1

Okay you know what I want? I want a huge Super family, I want all of Lois and Clark’s kids alive and well, okay?

I want Jon-Jon as the baby

Chris as a little older (12) who’s joined at the hip with Jon, they fight, get into trouble back each other up, you know brothers

Conner is the cool older high school brother who baby sits some times and the littles bug the shit out of be he adores them (though he’d never admit it)

and Mia is the super cool, older sister in college who always is willing to drive you anywhere, buys the kids stuff they technically shouldn’t have and is super lax about rule enforcement when she babysits 

and poor Lois and Clark are the long suffering parents of 4 dramatic over the top, wild and stupid Superkids 

Brother Bonding Night

quick 380 words of superfam fluff feat Kon and Chris being big brothers to little Jon

“I think that, all things considered, we’re pretty lucky,” Kon began.  “For this family I mean.”

Chris pushed his glasses up his nose and grinned at his brother.  They hadn’t all been a family as long as some others, but Kon was right… they were lucky.  As a Kent, Chris felt accepted and he felt loved.  He felt like he mattered.  He couldn’t quite express how much he appreciated that in words, how he really was eternally grateful for his family, but somehow, looking at Kon, he knew he got it too.

So, like any good brother, he simply said, “You’re a dork.”

Jon giggled joyfully from his seat on the floor.  The three of them were having a brothers’ night, watching movies and playing video games and eating enough pizza that Clark had joked about having to start a charge account with Domino’s.  Kon, who was sitting on the couch just above Jon, playfully pushed Jon’s shoulder, causing him to laugh louder.

“Something funny to you, squirt?” he asked.

Jon laughed. “You’re a dork.”

“Makes you a dork junior,” Kon replied, grinning.

Jon stood up on his knees and held his fists up to Kon, but he was grinning.  Chris laughed and shook his head… play fighting was their youngest brother’s second favorite activity recently.

Kon pulled Jon into his lap and smiled.  “You asked for it, kid… me an’ Chris are gonna team up against you and….” And as his words trailed off, he began to tickle Jon’s ribs mercilessly.  Jon, who was incredibly ticklish, howled and shrieked with laughter, and Chris couldn’t resist tickling his other side.  Things were so fun and great when they were all together like this… and teaming up with one brother to torture the other was definitely his favorite part of being a part of a family.

Eventually, Jon begged for mercy, and Kon instantly left him alone and let him sit up.  But like everyone else in their family, Jon was affectionate and continued to sit in Kon’s lap.  Kon wrapped his arms around the little one and said, “see, this is what I mean.”

Chris smiled and snuggled a little closer.  “We’re so lucky.”

The brothers all settled down together and enjoyed their shared number one favorite activity – family cuddles.