imagine the 99th precinct meeting the parks and rec dept. tho
ben trying to break the ice with holt with one of his accounting puns and holt saying ‘that’s hilarious’ completely deadpan
jake and tom driving everyone freakin insane (while gina’s crying out in the background ‘jake no you’re in debt DON’T TREAT YO SELF!’)
leslie and amy pulling out perfect new binders at the exact same time and squealing in excitement
scully and hitchcock finally having a complete office massage chain with the addition of terry/jerry
ray and ron nodding at each other, sentences short and to the point, and immediately becoming immensely fond of each other (ron telling him not to get emotional when ray tells him that with his usual straight face)
terry and chris recommending each other fat-free organic yogurt and exercise routines
april working hard not to smile like a maniac as rosa tells her about her goriest cases
jake and boyle joining in the fun office roleplay with andy and april (and playing like 50 characters each cos they can’t decide who to be)
terry and anne clucking like proud mother hens off at the side (and occasionally leaping in to stop andy/jake/leslie from stupidly killing themselves)
gina immediately bonding with april and persuading her to take selfies with her while they discuss politics (i.e. the presidential election and why it really should be decided with a hunger games)
andy getting really attached to boyle and seeing him as some kind of food god
andy and april placing bets on whether or not jake and amy will get together (and april pretending she really doesn’t care)
sorry for the long post i just have a lot of feelings about this crossover someone write it please??????
This post is dedicated to all the ladies that support their skater husbands/ boyfriends! You have been there to support their dreams of being a pro skater and have helped them achieve it! You guys rock! Pictures above:
Torey Pudwill & Shay Maria Red & Chris Cole Tommy & Brianna Sandoval Sean Malto & Dani Vitale Tom Asta & Renee Wiest Ryan Sheckler & Mia Bonde Manny Santiago & Caryn Moriah Paul Rodriguez & Rachel Metz
You know what happens when you break up Ronniecoln? You know what happens when you kill the greatest ship in one of the greatest Nickelodeon shows of all time, “The Loud House”? Nickelodeon and creators of “The Loud House”…
“Raphael’s hand tightened on the hilt of the knife. His knuckles were white. He spoke to Magnus. “I have no soul,” he said. “But I made you a promise on my mother’s doorstep, and she was sacred to me.” “Santiago- ” Sebastian began. “I was a child then. I am not now.” The knife fell to the floor. Raphael turned and looked at Sebastian, his wide dark eyes very clear. “I cannot,” he said. “I will not. I owe him a debt from many years ago.” - Raphael Santiago
“ What? Come out of the coffin?
Do you have any idea how she’ll react?
“ - Simon Lewis
“Got some advice for you though. Man to man. If you think of staying just because of Emma, don’t bother. You see, she swore off romance ago when she got her heart broken. And she’s never gonna change her mind, so..” - Enoch O’Connor
My version of events sounded perfectly rational
until I was forced to say the words aloud, and then it sounded insane, particularly on
the day I had to say them to the police oɽcer who came to our house. I told him
everything that had happened, even about the creature, as he sat nodding across the
kitchen table, writing nothing in his spiral notebook. When I ɹnished all he said was,
“Great, thanks,” and then turned to my parents and asked if I’d “been to see anyone.”
As if I wouldn’t know what that meant. I told him I had another statement to make and
then held up my middle finger and walked out. - Jacob Portmann
“Fuck you! Don’t worry about it! I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch! Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard, and I fucking like it.” - Mickey Milkovich
“Bring it, bitch.” - Carl Gallagher
“You know what, man? Don’t do me any favors, okay? I-I can fuck any guy here. I don’t need your cisgender ass.” - Trevor
It’s okay. You don’t have to stop.
“ - Theo Raeken
All those years, I kept a secret from the world, a shred of faith. See, I never believed that life the universe, a higher power, whatever you want to call it, nothing would allow us to suffer so much without knowing true love. It’d just be too cruel and when I look at you, my faith is rewarded. Bonnie Bennett to me, you’re the whole damn world.
“ - Lorenzo St. John
"You don’t know shit about how this is going to end. I mean, we might get a nuclear bomb dropped on our heads tomorrow and… And… Then discussing this is just a waste of time, so I suggest that you just screw about talking about the future. And then the two of us will just take this thing completely chill. Let’s play a game. It goes like this.. It’s called Isak and Even : Minutt fo minutt. It.. It’s about that the only thing we need to worry about is the next minute. You up for it ?” - Isak Valtersen
“You’re a bit brainy. I like it.” - Christoffer Schistad
What an awesome guy you are! What happened that made you have such an inferiority complex that you have to piss on the feelings of a first year girl to feel cool? Were you never validated as a child, or? Did mommy never compliment your drawings? Or did daddy never come to any of your graduations? You didn’t have hair on your dick in 7th grade and you were bullied for it? Anyway, you have to seriously get over it and start behaving like a human. Stop walking around like a fucking cliche.
“ - Noora Saerte
“If this nigga look at his watch one more fucking time I swear to God.” My nigga Legend said after I checked the time again. “The fuck is up with you my nigga? We’re supposed to be having a good time and you over there on some paranoid shit.”
“Fuck you nigga,” I chuckled.
“He’s waiting on Nell’s crazy ass to get here,” Dutch added in. “Who did you send to go get her?”
“This nigga over here let me use his sprinter.” I said pointing to Legend. “Don’t call her crazy, Miami calmed her down some.”