chris please come back

Ok I’m going to go off for a second because I am bothered by some damn foolishness.

Let me try and get this straight, y’all being vague out here over not wanting to be fans of Chris anymore due to his ‘choices’. You need to be more specific because I need to know what category of trash to put you in. 

Is it the coke rumors? Cause those have been going on for a decade and you late as fuck. Also, newsflash, you can do drugs sometimes and still be a good person.

Or is it the most common reason right now? Jenny. 

Are you mad he’s dating somebody that isn’t you and it fucks with you jerking off to him and writing about him? He don’t owe your ass shit.

That Jenny allegedly cheated on her husband with Chris? Even though we know nothing about her marriage or when they started dating. Fun fact: people fall out of love with one person and in love with another. Either way, she did what was right for herself by getting a divorce. Also you all damn well know you would cheat on your significant other for Chris. I know I’ve seen ya say it.

Why are you so mad he went to her show? That’s what couples do for each other. Being supportive of your girlfriend is bad? They can only date as long as you never ever see them in public? That makes no sense. Him and Jessica had a very similar public relationship (going to premieres and events, being in movies together etc.) and he was super serious about Jessica. Maybe he hasn’t done it since cause he hasn’t been serious with a lady friend since then and it’s not up to us how/where someone decides to appear with their significant other. They’re celebrities. Public life is apart of their lives. They shouldn’t pretend they aren’t together because you think it’s disingenuous. He didn’t change, he just might be happy.

Here’s a list of actual things I’ve seen people say about Jenny:

  • ‘She such a terrible influence’. I didn’t realize being an outspoken feminist was a bad influence. Chris is actually publicly the most ‘woke’ he’s ever been. I call that a win.
  • ‘She’s a gross stoner and has a crude sense of humor’ You naive as fuck to think Chris doesn’t smoke weed. Get your life together. Crude sense of humor? She talks about sex and bodily functions something everyone has. If that’s not your cup of tea that’s one thing but you all were out here cackling and thinking it was hot when Chris said on TV ‘I love fucking girls in the butt’ You can’t have it both ways.
  • ‘She’s ugly and I don’t get why he would be with her’ You’re disgusting. She’s a beautiful woman with a slamming body. Comments made about her nose especially are antisemitic and you can all burn. I can’t.

I’ve stanned for Jenny just as long as I have Chris. I ain’t playin.

So if you’re one of these people, come into my inbox, let me know what kind of garbage you are.

Me with DYFAM Sam

His dumbass self

Chris and Santana talking.. 

Dr. Quack please come back cause… Mercedes don’t think Sam feels anything for her and Sam… Lort.

Chrisawa graduation ceremony is too much for me TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT why does this have to happennnnn why does Chris-senpai have to graduateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *cry so hard*

This is so sad TTTTTTTTTTTTTwTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Though the graduation scene is so short it made me feel so emotional ahahahahahah

Please Chris-senpai!! Please come back to visit Eijun-kun again!!!! He needs youuuu  。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。

Oh gosh, I wish there’ll still be lots of Chris-senpai in ActII TTTwTTT Please official…make it happen……

Any person who buys JP’s bullshit and thinks Chris Wood willingly wanted to leave TVD is a fucking idiot.

Or a liar and Plec ass-kisser. No actor would pass up a chance at becoming a regular on a show that’s making them become more noticed and popular. That’s just illogical. Not to mention said actor has expressed time and time again how much he loves being Kai Parker and loves the people he works with. Do you honestly believe he wanted to be killed off in such a disrespectful and permanent way? Do you really think he wanted to put all his eggs in one basket by the name of Cordon “Containment”? A show that hasn’t even begun, that wasn’t even guaranteed to get picked up and now the show will air next year and might not even last? Why do you think both Kat and Chris himself want Kai to come back? Use your brain, please.

I originally directed this message to one of the people who were going around saying all of this (@awesome-bamon) but I just discovered they have me blocked, likely because I consistently call them out on their lies about Chris and about the bonkai fandom in general. I also don’t appreciate them saying bonkai supporters don’t support Kat Graham because we don’t want to watch Season 7. Watching the same shit show produced by the same shitty biased producer and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. I’m glad we are not insane here. JP threw away the perfect chance at Bonnie having an epic storyline for a change, she threw it away on purpose because she doesn’t want any spotlight on Bonnie Bennett, which Kai Parker was in a lot of ways. He focused the attention on Bonnie. He brought out a lot in her character, and him being a witch with an intertwined family history with the Bennetts was intriguing and we would have gotten to learn more about the Bennetts and Bonnie’s Grams, something people have been wanting for years. He could have even brought out Bonnie’s darker side(which looked to be headed that way with 6X16/6X17) Finally the show could have been focusing on the witch-aspect of things, which they have been ignoring since the beginning even though witches are pretty important. And yes, Kai was such a complex character AND FAR MORE APPEALING AND INTERESTING THAN DAMON. Anyway, their storyline would have saved this show. 

But JP sees them as a threat, she didn’t expect them to have this amazing chemistry with each other, nor did she expect most people to be far more interested in them than whatever other stuff was happening in the episodes. JP underestimated them as actors and as characters. In recent weeks she said she only recognized Bonnie/Kat as valuable as the others when she saw her “fun” friendship with Damon this season.  And she also said that around mid-season people had to tell her how good of an actor Chris Wood was..really? But I guess it’s not that shocking when you consider she had no hand in developing bonkai but she did have a hand in trying to destroy it.

You guys are just so pathetic. How the fuck is Carrie WORSE than Mrs. Bland? Carrie only appeared in 2 episodes so far. Give her more time please.

Also, “Don is so… boring”

So, you want Chris to come back to kill and mutate the contestants. Maybe he will do it to one of your favorite characters. Just like he did with my Dakota back in 2012. Okay.

I really don’t get this hating for some characters who only appeared in 2 episodes so far. (6 to those who watched the leaked episodes). They are just freaking cartoon characters. Chill the fuck out.