ok but?? chowder being a Party Boi in high school. he was always just so happy to be there and got everyone hyped. not so much anymore bc he’s gotta be serious about stuff (like hockey and his friend and his gf and his degree) but like. pong partners lardo & chowder??? unstoppable. undefeated. actually undefeated. they never lose games, chowder just loses interest and like high fives everyone and goes off to do something else.
I may not frequently update this, but as of 11/22/2016 this is completely up to date with all of my writings. I take requests for all of the characters/actors listed below (no smut). Enjoy, I hope it’s useful!
* means over 200 notes ** means over 300 notes *** means it is my most popular one shot (at the time of update)
Avengers •It’s Going to Work! -Movie night with the Avengers (Inspired by the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
Bucky Barnes •I Can’t Touch You** -While on a mission, Bucky becomes the Winter Solider •Home -Your son gets kidnapped by HYDRA (Inspired by Home from the play version of Beauty and the Beast) •Wrong Number* -You call Bucky instead of Natasha on accident •Paralysis Doesn’t Change You -A mission goes bad, leaving you in the hospital
Peter Parker •My Hero* -You are saved one night by Spiderman •Prom Night* -The school jerk asks you to prom as a prank and leaves you heartbroken in Peter’s arms (Based off a scene in Never Been Kissed) •Pedicure -Peter paints your nails for you •Who Is Petra? -You lie to your dad, Tony Stark, about who you hang out with all the time
Pietro Maximoff •Cinderella -Pietro falls for you at a Stark party
Steve Rogers •The Symbolic Meaning of Flowers -You are receiving flowers from a secret admirer •Lady In Red -Steve dances with you at one of Tony’s parties (Based off Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh and Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen) •Selfless (Pre Serum!Steve)* -Steve has liked you for a while, but will not talk to you because he fears that you do not like him (Inspired by Uptown Girl by Billy Joel)
Tony Stark •Anthony -As a childhood friend of tony’s, you’re the only one allowed to call him by his full name
Tom Holland •Handstand Kisses* -Tom wants to try a handstand kiss with you •I Dare You (AU) *
-You grew up with Tom (Based off Mary’s Song by Taylor Swift) •Best Friends’ Brother** -You are best friends with Tom’s twin brothers, Sam and Harry •Thinking Out Loud -Tom learns the dance to Thinking Out Loud for you because you were the dancer in Ed Sheeran’s music video •K-I-S-S-I-N-G *** -You are Tom’s costar in Spiderman: Homecoming and have never been kissed •You’re the One That I Want** -Harrison sets you and Tom up on Halloween (Halloween one shot; Inspired by the movie Grease)
•Un-Break My Heart* -You and Tom broke up months ago, but both of you are suffering from the heartache.
Every season of Ink Master includes:
-someone with severe anxiety
-someone with a back or leg injury
-that one nice guy who you want to win but doesn't
-overuse of the phrases “go big or go home” and “wow factor"
-guest judges no one has heard of
-at least 4 guys with long ass beards
-3 black dudes who are the first ones eliminated
-3 women who eventually get eliminated
-one annoyingly cocky dude
-that one mediocre artist who makes it to the top four because somehow there are artists worse than he is
-one contestant that leaves voluntarily 6 episodes before the finale
-product placement from companies the average person has never heard of
-so many arguments
-harsh, discouraging tattoo critiques
-flash challenges that seem unrelated to actual tattooing
-Dave Navarro’s eye makeup & hair (does he ever smile?)
-Chris Nunez’s attitude
-Oliver Peck’s ponytail, toothpick and Yosemite Sam mustache