Every season of Ink Master includes:
-someone with severe anxiety
-someone with a back or leg injury
-that one nice guy who you want to win but doesn't
-overuse of the phrases “go big or go home” and “wow factor"
-guest judges no one has heard of
-at least 4 guys with long ass beards
-3 black dudes who are the first ones eliminated
-3 women who eventually get eliminated
-one annoyingly cocky dude
-that one mediocre artist who makes it to the top four because somehow there are artists worse than he is
-one contestant that leaves voluntarily 6 episodes before the finale
-product placement from companies the average person has never heard of
-so many arguments
-harsh, discouraging tattoo critiques
-flash challenges that seem unrelated to actual tattooing
-Dave Navarro’s eye makeup & hair (does he ever smile?)
-Chris Nunez’s attitude
-Oliver Peck’s ponytail, toothpick and Yosemite Sam mustache
News today that the Obi-Wan Kenobi stand-alone film is officially in development!
This Obi-Wan piece by @chrismcgrath72 is by far my favorite art of Obi-Wan Kenobi ever. I have it framed on the wall, so badass! It’s pretty much the exact thing that comes into my head when I think about seeing Ewan reprise the role.
But, gotta say, Obi-Wan has always been a favorite character of mine since the very first film when I was a child. His name is rad, both actors have been stellar, and he’s one of the greatest Jedi’s of all time. Solid.
Bucky Barnes •I Can’t Touch You** -While on a mission, Bucky becomes the Winter Solider •Home -Your son gets kidnapped by HYDRA (Inspired by Home from the play version of Beauty and the Beast) •Wrong Number* -You call Bucky instead of Natasha on accident •Paralysis Doesn’t Change You -A mission goes bad, leaving you in the hospital
Peter Parker •My Hero** -You are saved one night by Spider-Man
•Prom Night** -The school jerk asks you to prom as a prank and leaves you heartbroken in Peter’s arms (Based offthis scene in Never Been Kissed)
•Pedicure -Peter paints your nails for you
•Who Is Petra? * -You lie to your dad, Tony Stark, about who you hang out with all the time
•Good Girls Are Bad Girls
-Peter is the only person to know about your “double life”: Clint Barton’s angel of a daughter and the school’s biggest party girl (Based off Good Girls by 5 Seconds of Summer) •One Thing Missing -Peter forgets about your birthday (Based on The Moment I Knew by Taylor Swift)
Pietro Maximoff •Cinderella -Pietro falls for you at a Stark party