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charmer week day 2: first date

“Em. Em. Em.”

Em was lying on her bed, lazily turning pages in her book. She refused to look up at Caitlin.

“Emily. Emilyyyyyyyy…”

Em turned another page in her book. Caitlin could see a smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth.

“Emily Rachel Eastman,” implored Cait. “Light of my life. Most generous roommate. Finest setter on the Samwell Women’s Volleyball team. Do I look okay enough for this date?”

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Ultimate Victuuri FicRec List

bc I am utter trash and have spent the past few weeks hiding away on ao3 reading fics to fill the gap in my heart and I want to keep all my favorite links in one place. Will be updated as I find more that I like! Suggestions are always welcome!

One-Shots

Clarity by thylaa | 3k words | mature

- An interesting one about the immediate aftermath of The Kiss. Light touches of commentary on homophobia but it isn’t really delved into; mainly just cuteness

i know my madness by astoryaboutwar | 14k words | explicit

- Canon divergence, where Yuuri wins silver in the Sochi GPF, and Victor is a rich figure skating playboy who decides to wine and dine the newcomer Japanese skater and ends up catching an STD known as Feelings, and it’s really hot and really well written and if you haven’t read this yet who even are you

victory cheer by SportsAnimeRuinedMyLife | 3k words | teen and up

- Told from various POVs immediately following The Kiss, but still just as cutesy as anything told from Victor or Yuuri’s POV. 

When He’s Not Even Trying and One Night to Blow by qwartooty | 2k words & 3k words respectively | teen and up

- These can be read as one-shots but the first is actually a prequel to the second. When He’s Not Even Trying = Phichit being the best/worst wingman ever and Victor just worshipping everything Yuuri does; One Night to Blow = bachelor parties feat. the return of Pole-Dancer Yuuri and Victor being super into it. This fluff is so sweet it will give you cavities

Addicted (to the taste of you) by smudgesofink | 5k words | teen and up

- Super cute post-Kiss fic that features a lot MORE kissing and it’s beautiful and Chris is the best-worst wingman ever

Praise Please by surveycorpsjean | 5k words | explicit

- Praise kink, need I say more? I’m not always a huge fan of fics where Victor is super dominant, but this one is just really hot okay leave me alone

Appreciation by Merit | 4k words | explicit

- Yuuri’s exhausted after the Cup of China free skate so Victor’s gotta do all the work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   smut with feelings. Victor is so in love I can’t even deal

From the Moon by ButterBeerBitch | 4k words | mature

- Victor finds his way into Yuuri’s bedroom/shrine and instead of it going horribly wrong like Yuuri expected, it goes better than he could have dreamed.

all for a moment by Authoress | 2k words | teen and up

- Post-Kiss…kissing. Lots of kissing, in a stairwell bc these losers can’t even wait to get back to the hotel, though it never veers into mature territory. And flirting. It’s so beautiful read it

Distance by surveycorpsjean | 5k words | explicit

- One of my favorites! Domestic married Victuuri, plus a super hot kitchen sex scene that is an absolute gift to this world.

Silliness and Stolen Shirts by smudgesofink | 2k words | teen and up

- I love this one so much! “In which Victor is weak for the Boyfriend Shirt, and Yuuri doesn’t realize he is, too.” Domestic post-ep. 12 fluff and these losers are so cute omggg

Victor Effing Nikiforov by shysweetthing | 13k words | explicit

- Canon divergence: in which Victor does not retire to coach Yuuri, but the banquet still happened and Yuuri still doesn’t remember it so he is v confused when he shows up to the World Championships and Victor effing Nikiforov is suddenly getting all affectionate. They still end up being couple goals. 

live with a man who knows you by jinlian | 3k words | teen and up

- Ahhhh. Domestic fiance life in St. Petersburg, from Victor’s completely lovestruck POV. The writing is BEAUTIFUL and the sweetness is so, so strong. It’s a quick read but it’ll give you all the warm fuzzies, just do it, seriously.

Works in Progress

solo and pair by calciseptine | 17k words | teen and up | 7/? chapters

- soulmate AU where you get an identifying mark on your body that matches your soulmate’s; Yuri realizes when he’s really young that his and his skating idol’s marks look extremely similar, but he feels like he doesn’t deserve Victor because fuck anxiety. Seriously some of the most beautiful writing ever & my absolute favorite soulmate AU. I can’t wait for the day this one is completed!

A Choreographer’s Dilemma by Mysecretfanmoments | mature | 5/? chapters

- In which Yuuri and Victor officially start dating following The Kiss, and they go through all the awkwardness and fascination and learning experiences that come with starting a new relationship. It’s the hyper-realistic domestic Victuuri fic I never knew I needed, and it is gorgeously written. It is canon compliant but as of right now all 5 chapters take place after episode 7 and before episode 8.

Winter Song by proantagonist | 62k words | explicit | 11/? chapters

- THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY FAVORITE FIC OF ALL TIME EVER and chapter 6 reduced me to TEARS it crushed me to RUBBLE but not in a bad way, these are 100% tears of joy. This is so beautiful, this is everything I never knew I needed. My skin has cleared, my crops are flourishing, my GPA has skyrocketed (maybe not but w/e). If you want lots of domestic, in-series, canon compliant, healthy and mutually supportive Victuuri in looooove then read this, for the love of my smol son Yurio, read it and understand. I’m almost glad this isn’t complete because it means that there will be more. I can’t fucking deal I s2g

Dot, Dash, Star* by shorelines | 6k words | teen and up | 4/6 chapters

- (cw: emotional abuse) Soulmate AU where you get a little floating orb of light that follows you around and allows you to communicate with your soulmate in Morse code. Feat. smol Yuuri, smol(er) Yuri, and smol Victor, Victor’s mom who is awful and abusive, Yakov being a kind cinnamon roll, and lots of sadness and angst with just enough hope to keep you reading. I’m on the edge of my seat for this one because right now it’s really sad and I don’t want my smol Victuuri to be sad; luckily it seems to be frequently updated so I’m sure it’ll be completed soon. 

Low Bars by TheCookieMonster77 | 11k words | teen and up | 3/? chapters

- Basically, the anime as told through text messages - mainly those between Yuuri and Phichit, but also featuring other characters. It’s hilarious and Phichit is a gift that we do not deserve and I want more of this so much

Complete

katsuki_fc wrote by tetsurashian | 12k words | general audiences | 7 chapters

- A favorite of mine! The story of Victuuri, from the Sochi GPF to the pair skate, but told through the social media posts of Yuuri’s fans. A quick and fun read.

Hold Me Tight by smudgesofink | 11k words | teen and up | 2 chapters

- “Alternatively titled, ‘Five Times Victor Hugs Yuuri, and the One Time He Doesn’t.’” Beautifully written Victuuri fluff that touches on some more serious topics in chapter 2 - read: homophobia in Russia. But it is handled well, and it has a happy ending!

The Fundamentals of Caring by braveten | 20k words | explicit, but the first chapter is more teen and up | 2 chapters

- Yuuri gets a fever while staying at Victor’s flat in St. Petersburg (pre-Barcelona), and so Victor and a reluctant Yurio have to take care of him. However, Yuuri is also completely delirious and loses his filter, so he starts proclaiming his love for his coach and Victor is so so happy and Yurio becomes their #1 shipper. (I was totally in Yuuri’s boat a few months ago, but I only wish I had someone like Victor to take care of meee)

NOT YOUR TYPE CHAP 1

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heard you say, not today.

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ELSE’S FIRST DAY at Nissens had been worse than expected. She had arrived late, nobody had spoken to her, and the vending machine had kept her change. She just wanted the day to end.

After school, she had to go to her cousin’s place to pick up her stuff. He had promised to drive her to her new apartment to help her unpack. She walked to his house, which was only a few blocks away, and rang the bell.

“Who are you?” the guy who opened the door was certainly not her cousin.

“I’m Else, Neel is expecting me.” She answered, surprised by the cold welcome.

“Whatever, just come inside.”

She chose to ignore him. Closing the door behind her, she went to her cousin’s room.

“Hey El’, how was your day?” Neel greeted her with a warm smile on his face.

“It sucked.” She sighed. “I just want to sleep right now.”

“Too bad you still have to move.” He laughed. “We should get going.”

He helped her gather her stuff, and they left his place. They were both in the car, driving to her new apartment, when Else decided to ask him about the not-so-nice-but-hot stranger who had opened the door.

“That’s just William.” Neel answered. “He’s a friend of Alex, my flatmate. They both go to Nissens.”

“Great…” She mumbled. “This year is gonna be worse than I thought.”

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FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, they were standing outside Else’s new place, waiting for the guy who was already living there to open the door. She was a bit worried about this whole flatmate situation. Sharing an apartment was never easy, she had experienced it in London, where she used to live with her mother and her 10-years-old sister. She had a complicated mother-daughter relationship, and, even though she loved her family with all her heart, she had decided to move back to Oslo for her three years of high school.

The sound of the door opening brought her back to reality. The guy who was now standing in front of her was probably the hottest human being she had ever met. Left hand in his pocket, seductive smile on his lips -so cliché, she thought- he invited her to come inside.

“Hi I’m Chris. Nice to meet you Else… that’s your name, right?”

“Yes, and this is Neel.” She answered, pointing at her cousin.

“Yeah, we know each other, El’. He’s friend with Alex.” Neel explained, greeting Chris with a high five.

“But you didn’t tell me your little cousin had such a pretty face…” The hazel-eyed guy was starring at Else, making her feel rather uncomfortable.

Neel laughed. The two guys started talking about stuff that the girl didn’t really care about; she decided to leave them at the door and visit the apartment.

Else was kind of upset that her cousin didn’t bother to tell her he knew Chris before coming here. Things were definitely not going as planned. Her new flatmate was certainly hot, but he was also friend with Alexander Hagen, and that said a lot about him.

“Else?” Neel called her from the entrance. “I have to leave, I’m working tonight.”

She interrupted her tour of the apartment to  hug her cousin and thank him one last time. He left; Else was now standing in front of the door, feeling Chris’s presence behind her.

“Alone at last.” He whispered in her ear, a cocky smile on his lips. “Come with me, I’ll show you around.”

She sighed. She really had not clue how to deal with him. She followed Chris in the kitchen and around the apartment… and almost bumped into him, as he suddenly stopped in the middle of the corridor.

“So, this is your room.” He said, opening the first door. “And here, your bathroom. But you can always come shower in mine…” He winked.

“Yeah, thanks for the offer, but I think I’ll pass.” She snapped back. This guy had a serious problem. He just couldn’t keep it in his pants.

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ELSE HAD DECIDED to make pasta for dinner. Once it was ready, she prepared a plate to bring to her room. But of course, clumsy as she was, she managed to hit her pinky toe on a chair. “Putain.” She swore, wincing in pain.

“Ohh, she swears… In french.” Chris was leaning against the kitchen door, starring at Else, a smirk on his face. “Where have you been all my life, baby?”

“Staying far, very far from you.” She answered, rolling her eyes. “And maybe I should have stayed there. I mean, seriously, I can’t live you, you’re creeping me out.”

And she left the room before he could answer.

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That’s all for today! I hope you enjoyed it. I know it’s short, but it’s just an introduction. Sorry for the mistakes / grammatical incoherences. Just keep in mind that I’m French and probably mixing up some stuff.

- thanks <3

Like pornstars (Josh x OC)

rated: this is R af I’m not even going to lie to you guys, read at your own risk tbh

warning: just mainly he smut, some swearing the usuallll for mee

word count: 2,509 (Long as fuuuuukkkkk)

A/N: Ok, so I received an ask for a link to my smut like days ago and I was supposed to post it here as well but I'm hella trash and basically I never get around to doing anything I plan, but I was writing the Chris one and decided why the fuck not. 

Even though joshtrash already read this she fav af and you should go follow her btw, but anyways I’m going to dedicate bc Josh smut I super important. It’ll add like 2000000+ more years to your life ya know.

KK a heads up, serious fucking like pornstars, though it is fluff at first and in this version it wasn’t a hot water system but a heater system.

THIS IS SO LONG I’M SORRY BUT JOSH WASHINGTON REALLY FUCKS ME UP OKKK.

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You don’t 

             love  her


                           Stop lying with these words


“Remind me again how I got dragged into this?” You smirk, Chris pushes you gently with a roll of his eyes.

“It isn’t that bad”

“Are you sure? Because it seems like this party sucks, no offence Josh”

Luckily for you he isn’t listening at the moment he’s too busy trying to hit on Sam, you grind your teeth slightly but leave it be and turn back to your brother- Chris.

“Come on, once  Hannah and Beth fetch the tunes everything will be fine” He reassures you.

“They getting some alcohol as well or?” you question, Chris gives you a glare and you can’t help but laugh. “I’m joking! Chill”

You see Jessica making her way over from across the room and you mentally groan, though the roll of your eyes is more than visible you’re sure.

“So, Chris dragged you along too?”

“It’s not terrible, but it’d be great if we had music!” you yell out.

“Working on it” Beth replies.

You laugh to yourself and your eyes can’t help but glance over to Sam and Josh once again, Jessica follows your line of sight and turns to catch a glimpse herself.

“Someone caught the jealousy bug”

“You wish” you scoff, “Just, isn’t this like a friends get together? I just don’t think it’s fair to throw one and disappear to get laid, it’s rude”

Jessica raises an eyebrow, silently judging you clearly before just shrugging her shoulders.

“I don’t know, I think it’s cool they’re getting along” Chris but’s in.

“Says the guy who spent basically a year "Getting along” with Ashley and still hasn’t made a move yet" you smirk.

A cold breeze drifts through an open window, you wrap your arms around yourself cursing that you didn’t even think to bring a coat.

“Hey- ”

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anonymous asked:

You know I totally get you about wanting our baby Chris to leave this ungrateful, toxic fandom. I can't believe I'm saying this but I hope Plec takes him back. Back to the fandom that loved him the way he deserved and worshipped him like a God. Just give him his own Kai show already, a story about his gemini coven life. Mel can ride along too and play a hot, powerful witch from another coven. It could be Bonkai 2.0. #FreeChris&Mel2k17👏

I’m so glad others feel the same as me and I really don’t want to come across as unsupportive because I love this man more than life itself, I just feel he deserves so much better than this fandom, they don’t deserve to even watch him on tv, let alone speak about him

I mean it’s not just the fandom, it’s the material itself too. Chris is phenomenally talented and so incredible, and after seeing all of his other roles I can’t help but wish for more for him, he’s so good at what he does and mon is a great character with so much potential, I’m just not sure he’s gonna get that. I’m so excited for the Valor arc but can’t help but feel it’s gonna be a let down

I just want what’s best for chris, if he comes out and says how much he loves being in the show and playing mon then I’ll keep my stupid mouth shut and support him 10000%, it’s just hard not knowing how he’s feeling considering he’s radio silent.

I can’t talk about his past shows, I get so emotional remembering how loved and supported he was for his roles of Kai and jake :((((

8 - Chris Wood

[Imagine meeting Chris]

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“No.” I whine, as the taxi passes me.

I sigh, running my hand through my knotted and wet hair. I’m late for work, I overslept, my cars dead and its raining.

Heavy raining.

I shake my head, lifting my hood up from my hoodie which is underneath my jacket. I had no time for an actual outfit, so I grabbed whatever came into mind.

Plus I missed breakfast and I’m starving.

Shaking my head, I gasp as a cold essence of even more water drenches my side. “You’ve got to be kidding me.” I groan, yelling harsh names to the driver.

Great, now I’m not only ten minutes late, I’m half coated in dirty water.

I wipe off the dirt from my cheek, adjusting my bag on my back before I stuff my hands in my pockets.

It’s at least a half an hour walk to my work, which is a simple coffee shop. I have to pay for my college funds.

My life is horrible.

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“Y/N, only an hour late.” My boss, Jackie, tells me. She raises a brow as glances from her watch.

I roll my eyes. “I know, I got caught up.”

“With?”

“Ok, I overslept again.”

Jackie sighs, shaking her head at me letting her dark brown locks swing past her face.

“When will you ever learn, Y/N?”

I shrug. “Hey, last night was Containment. I regret nothing.” I say, taking off my jackets.

Jackie laughs and I grin, going to the back. I put away my jackets and bag and fixed my clothes, well it was an old top that hung off one shoulder and some leggings.

My leggings had dried from the rain but I smelt of rain and dirt. I cringe, spraying myself with my spray before I redo my hair into a messy bun.

Leaving, I tie up my apron as I go to my till awaiting customers. “Oh, Y/N.” I hum to Jackie.

“Yeah?”

“You’re working late tonight, I’ve got plans.”

“But-”

“But you were late.” She interrupts, smugly.

I roll my eyes. “Can this day get any better?” I mutter, running my hand down my face.

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Humming to my favourite song that plays through my earphones, I rock my head back and forth as I clean the table.

Standing up straight, I pick up the tray and sing along as I put away the tray before going to the front again.

“Oh, sorry we’re closed.” I say, seeing a guy sit at the table.

He has a baseball cap on so I can’t see his face. I sigh as he doesn’t reply and take out my earphones setting the down with my phone.

I walk around to him, tapping his shoulder. “Excuse me, dude. We’re shut.” I repeat.

He doesn’t reply and I groan with annoyance. “Hey, dude. We’re-”

I stop myself after I see his face and purse my lips together. “I’m sorry what?” He asks, taking out his own earphones.

Oh my god!

It’s-it’s-it-

Oh my god, fucking Chris Wood is here!!!!

Ok, Y/N act normal.

I blink to reality. “Oh, did you want anything?” I ask, fighting my inter fangirl that is screaming.

Chris smiles his smile that makes my heart melt. “Just a simple coffee please.”

I nod. “Course.”

My heart bashing against my chest as I make his coffee. My hands tremble from excitement as I steal a small glance off him.

Chris is on his phone, completely zoned in.

“Oh my god.” I mouth, looking down as I finish the coffee.

“Act normal.” I mumble under my breath before I go and give him his coffee.

“Uhh….here.” I hold out his drink, cringing at myself.

Chris grins, taking the cup. “Thanks.”

I smile, walking back to the till. I look around, before I doodle on my notepad.

I still can’t believe, Chris Wood, the real and amazing hot Chris Wood is here.

“Excuse me.” I zap into reality looking up to Chris, praying I’m not blushing.

“Sorry.” I awkwardly laugh. “Did you want anything else?”

Chris shakes his head. “No, I just need to pay.”

I nod. “Right.”

He laughs and I smile at his cute laugh. Chris hands me the money and I thank him.

Wait…

He can’t leave.

“Wait.” I blurt out, my hand goes over my mouth as I cringe.

Smooth Y/N, really smooth.

Chris turns around, his eyebrows raised. “Yeah?”

What have I done?

“Do I know you from somewhere?” I ask, trying not let it slip I’ve watched everything he has been in.

Chris smiles, shaking his head. “Maybe, depends.”

“Ok.” I bite my lip, acting as if I’m thinking. Soon I look to him. “Wait….”

He laughs. “You were on the show, Vampire Diaries right?” I ask.

He nods. “I was.”

I smile. “That’s right, Kai, right?” He nods and I smile more. “Oh, well is it bad to say I laughed as you died?”

Chris laughs and I giggle a little. “It’s fine, it was a different death.”

“It was, but on a whole I did the character Kai. He interested me.”

Chris seemed a little confused. “How so?”

I shrug. “The way he acted, the way he thought. It was interesting how his brain worked.”

“So you’ve interested in mental health?” Chris asks, a little impressed.

I shrug. “I study psychology, the human brain is a big mystery to me.”

“That’s really cool.” He grins, taking a step closer.

Yes, stay Chris Wood.

“It is, ever since I could even remember I’ve always wondered about people. Why do they do this? What is making them believe that?” I tell him, resting my head on my hand.

Chris nods. “So the character Kai, his brain was…”

“Amazing.” I finish, grinning. “I mean, he was driven into madness of course by his family.”

“He was.”

“But what happened in his brain to cause it?”

Chris smiles. “You’re right, I’m sorry what’s your name?”

“Y/F/N.” I answer, smiling.

He nods, holding out his hand that I shake. My body tingling as I’m touching Chris Wood’s hand.

“Chris.” He tells me. “Or I guess you already knew.”

I laugh. “Kinda.”

He laughs, and reaches in pocket for something. Chris takes out a small piece of paper and burrows my pen.

“What’s this?” I ask, as he hands me something.

“An opportunity for us to meet again.” Chris winks to me before he leave the store.

I squeal, opening it and gasp at the message.

It’s his number.

I have Chris Wood’s number!!!!!

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Stranger’s Always You - Chapter 3

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Notes:  The night that Chris goes after what he wants. In other words, this is the first time Chris and Darren have sex set during the final nights of the 2011 Glee Live tour. 

Yes people, we finally get to the smut.

This is your little reward for surviving the insane week we Crisscolfer shippers have had, and making up for the lack ‘o Glee.

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